Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck: Med"...

- I think Conrad is focused on something other than his job.

If I say something...

- Yeah, but I am gonna question the security of the boat.

- He must hate that I'm 23 and I'm in the position that I am.

- The clothes have gone in the dryer?

- Yeah. - (BLEEP)

What she has on her CV and what I'm seeing in real life--

they're not marrying up.

- I am not!

- I always have a thing-- if I actually like someone,

I struggle to be flirty.

- Are the bosun and the chief stew hooking up?

Like, we're not stupid. Something's going on.

We're two heads of departments,

and I wanna keep the respect of my fellow crew members.

Oh, God, this is gonna go downhill.

- What's wrong? Need some time alone?

I know you do.

I think you're letting your emotions

get the best of you tonight.

- I know you're emotional. It's okay.

You're all right.

If you need to cry, just do it in my shirt.

It's polyester...

- I always have clung onto the idea of finding the one.

And I love the idea of love.

I'm sure that's hard to hear, but it's just--

I hope you unders--

Thank you, I think you're a ----ing sweetheart as well.

Brooke's impossible not to get along with.

She's beautiful and she's sweet,

but she's just not my type.

Let's get up.

I'm just holding your wrists.

- Why like this? - 'Cause we're friends and all.

- Okay. - No?

Yes!

- Oh yeah.

You're a flirt, whether you feel you are.

- You know that you are-- the way you act.

- You can do that? - Yeah.

- Why? - 'Cause you're genuine.

Like, you are who you are.

That, for me, is marriage material.

Wow.

- Yeah, yeah! #(BLEEP)

- I like the way Joao is, like, holding my hand,

but I want a guy who's going to go for me and be like,

I'm not taking no for an answer and I'm--

it's what my dad did with my mom.

She said no a million times,

and he kept trying and he got her.

And they have the best relationship I've ever seen.

- Was that all right? - Yeah, you crushed it, bro.

- Give me about two minutes to go and get changed.

- You going to bed? Okay, sleep well.

- Who puts a phone there anyway?

- I don't do this normally onboard.

Me either.

- Showing affection and showing emotion

is completely new to me.

- (BLEEP) - And you ain't kidding.

I know there's nothing--

I'm not ashamed of any of it at all.

It's just completely new.

- I'm hurt. for me too, okay?

Come here.

All right, see you in the morning.

- On leave? - Sweet dreams.

Et toi.

- Usually I keep my private life very private,

and I've never had a relationship on a boat.

Going against every rule I have.

I just like to have fun.

it. Ugh.

- We did? - We did.

- Where? - No idea, (BLEEP).

- Everywhere. - Oh, my God.

- Did we? - Really?

- Oh, my God, I don't want to know.

I don't wanna know.

It's the one thing I don't like doing in front of other people.

But I never took the opportunity

to tell her how I felt.

- We didn't bang in front of them.

We just had a kiss. - Thank God.

- - Oh, my God.

Ugh.

- I know it's gonna make it super awkward

with the pair of you. - No, please don't.

It's already super awkward.

Aww, honey.

- - It's really not.

Already been through a break-up,

admitted to having chemistry with Joao,

and then told the chef that I like him.

I just need to relax.

- Ooh, I shouldn't hang upside down right now.

It's not doing me any favors.

- Ooh, Cheerios. That's all you need.

No, this girl seriously has an obsession.

Oh no!

- You aren't keeping those as well?

Did you hear her cry?

Where you get those from?

- You can do absolutely everything with chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk and ice cream,

chocolate milk with, like, cookies,

chocolate milk, just, chocolate milk.

- We'll start calling you leche.

Leche-lech-lech.

- Girls, can you be super careful with the laundry,

okay, because there's, like,

a bunch of pink stuff and I can't use these now.

Adam, Hannah, Conrad.

Meet me in the crew nest for a preference sheet meeting.

- Hi, Sandy. - Hi.

This is our next charter-- Derrek and Iliana Milan.

Derrek is an executive recruiter for one of the

largest executive search firms in the world.

The primary reason for this trip is to thank

the couples coming along for their friendship,

and both Derrek and Iliana are open

to trying anything the chef prepares.

- Yay. - Yay.

- Yay. - This sounds incredible,

everything, on paper,

but I've got a little post-traumatic

stress disorder from the last charter.

- This steak is, like, cold, cold, cold.

- It is? - Very cold.

- I'm just not gonna eat it. - They are still warm.

Could this be too good to be true?

- "The primary may even bring some fun things from home."

So, eight guests, all up.

- I'm excited. - Ready to do this?

- Yes. - All right.

Thanks, Sandy.

Have you a lot to do?

- I have to get this squared away,

and I have to do all of that.

I don't even know whose sheets these are.

People just throw stuff in here.

And then Hannah gets mad at me.

- If you need me to (BLEEP) anyone up, just let me know.

Yeah? - Yes.

- Joao, can you stop distracting her?

She needs to work. - Okay.

- Thank you. - She's working fine.

- Over again? Got it?

- Girls, girls-- Hannah.

Can you both meet me in the main salon please?

- Copy. - Am I doing it, guys?

Daddy? Am I doing it right?

- Just gonna sit down and have a chat.

So, we pick up charter in a few hours,

so we kind of need to get you up to speed,

so that I'm not getting woken up in the morning.

- All crew, all crew, does anybody know

how to make me Bloody Marys?

- I need to wake you. - Eh?

- Are you feeling quite confident

in the coffees and things like that now?

- Yeah. - Yeah? Okay.

And how much service have you done?

'Cause it says on your resume, "Silver Service trained."

I never put Silver Service.

I just said that I have had service,

but I never actually wrote, "Silver Service."

- Really? - No.

Yeah.

I'll be back in sec.

- Coming up... - Oh my, that man's body.

- Keep it in your pants, Jamie.

- I'm gonna take it in. I'm gonna take it all in.

- And later... - Is that a donkey?

No, it's a bull.

Yeah, they're doing it now.

It says on your resume,

- It says on your resume, "Silver Service trained."

- I never actually wrote, "Silver Service."

- Really? - No.

- I'll be back in a sec. - What is she thinking?

How did she think that she was gonna get away with that?

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