Kakki Sattai

Priest, how is my son's star placed this year?

He's a Capricon, right?

It's time for a complete change

He'll stop walking and start flying now

His moon is placed favourably

So he will do good for friends

And punish enemies

He'll acquire speed and stealth to defeat his enemies

He'll do great!

Where does he work?

He's a police inspector

How dare you arrest men from my Party?

So what if he's from your political party? Do you know what he's done?

He's brewed duplicate liquor

Five of the consumers have died. And fifty are fighting for their lives

Our inspector will be coming. You can talk to him

This station is in my party's jurisdiction

And I should wait for that inspector?

Break open the cell and free our men

Hear that sound?

Our inspector has arrived. And he's going to skin you alive

Break open right before the Inspector's eyes!

Show them our party's power!

Heard you said something about your party?

This piece of cloth can make me your party man

But touch my uniform and you'll find yourself behind bars

Don't get it?

I'll lock you up for forcing entry into my station and obstructing justice...

Talking to me about sections now? Do you know who I am?

You were on this "Wanted List" five years back

Now you call yourself a noble educator, with your drug money

And leather business

Flesh trade with women- available in all states!

A lawless oaf and a miscreant

Did I get your bio-data right?

Don't mess with me

I'm going to strip your dhoti and make you sit in your undies

You're going to make me sit in my undies?

It would be unpleasant to see you naked, right? There are lady cops here

Constables!

Constables!

You, Mathi!

This constable kid is a dreamer!

You're day-dreaming now?

I've told you not to wear your uniform

I have assigned you a duty. Go take care of that

Off you go!

What a guy.

Hey, Ravi? - Yes, sir?

Why did you have to come down for these guys?

They're our boys- - Okay, take them away

I knew this would happen. So unnecessary. Let's order some tea

Your entry was in an airplane this time?

A horse-carriage?

Tri-cycle?

Why are we afraid of these guys?

This isn't how you deal with such men!

Why is our "Ins" this way?

Why are you getting so worked up?

See our Sub Inspector? He just sits around digging his ear..

… And goes home

You should be that way, too

I've only worn this uniform thrice in the three years I've been here

And one of those times was to check the fit

I only joined the force because I liked this uniform

You should have joined Law and Order department, then

This is the crime department

Our job is to blend in and dig up dirt on criminals and lock them up

How can you do that in a uniform?

Just wait and see. I'll end up in this very station as an Inspector someday

Head constable sir, you'll shake from head to toe and salute to me then

Damn your intentions!

Let us progress at least in your dreams!

This guy will grow to be an Inspector…

…But we must be stuck in this position and salute him?

I could become a DSP someday!

I could become a commissioner, then

He's still not left?

Sir, he won't leave! Just go, man

A man with that face become a commissioner!

Mom, you're making your constable son out to be some big shot!

What's too much?

Someday, my son will be a legend like Alex Pandian or Durai Singam

He could reach such heights, with his looks and intelligence

Mathi, are you at the spot? Over

Mathi! Are you there?

Sir, couldn't you opt for a ticket collector's or porter's attire to catch thieves?

This is embarrassing!

When will the thief come?

Are you new to the job?

You gotta yell "Madam, sir!" while begging Or they won't give you anything

Shut up, snot-mouth! I'm so annoyed…

Feeling embarrassed? It's like that initially

But it gets fun eventually

Did your dad throw you out or has you wife run away?

Shut up, man! Do I deserve this, Ins!

I get it now This "Ins" guy is your business partner

He stole all your money and gave you an orange candy

No one in this world is to be trusted, buddy

Who's your "buddy"! You beggar…

I'm a beggar and you're the guy who owns these trains?

We're beggars on the same plane now. Beg that man in green shirt…

Hey! You don't know who I am… -Who are you?

Mathi! When you're undercover, no one should know that you're a cop

What a big hole!

How can I hear your thoughts?

Okay, buddy. Shall we share? - What?

Sharing is the act of splitting equally the money we've earned begging…

Normally I don't share with anyone. But I really like your beard

Do we have a deal or no deal?

Oh god! - It's a deal, then

Hello, generous one! - You don't look like beggars

Do we look like bidders of premium sports clubs

He's Shah Rukh Khan's partner and this one's Preity Zinta's partner

And we are, buddy..? - Punch you!

I'm just as pissed. Just give us the money and buzz off

I will give you but you must split it equally, no fighting

Give us two fifties…

This is fifty paise. Half of it is twenty five paise

The government has already banned it

An idly costs a rupee. And a water can- ten rupees!

This can buy us only one thing. Give it to him and it'll buy you a slap

Look at his face! Like a broken bulb

Sadist! He'll get run over by a train… He's even worse than us

Lady Charity is here! Boys, cue sound effects. Action!

Miss, I'm so hungry! Please show kindness, O Goddess of Generosity!

Miss, come soon!

Enough talk! Come soon, miss

Don't get angry! Please come, miss. Hey, your plate is hurting my ribs!

Miss, I only ate an hour back. Buy me some clothes to help digest…

Please, miss!

Are you recruiting for police! What are you studying like that?

He looks the most pitiable

You might as well have not come!

I've been performing all day and she gives money to the newbie

Mathi, the accused is coming - He's here? Where?

Haven't earned even a penny since morning. Please madam, sir! Just give me something

Sir, let's go to the police station?

Quickly! Quick, quick…

Sonu!

Take this away

The girl I saw in the railway station was an absolute angel!

We went to the same school till 5th grade

Even back then she used had this rose on her hair and would wink at me like a doll!

Like this?

You say she went to school with you

You don't how many children she has mothered now!

There were so many beggars there but she gave me the money. What does that mean?

Don't you get it?

You were the ugliest of all the beggars

If you love a girl, go tell her Why do you tell me?

I want to do something different…

Samarasam! What are you doing here? - We were begging.. I mean, talking…

We were discussing ways to get the accused to talk, sir

You two? Think I'll buy that?

Trust, is everything…

Are you imitating him?

I asked you to type the case file

And you! Serve the accused tea…

Take it

Sir, he's said in Bengali that the theif is in Kerala

The boy was a Bengali, so he figured it out

About our thing… - I'll take care of it

Who in Kerala? The Bhai..? - George Kutty from Allappy, sir

The same!

Give it to me Can't live without chips?

I'll tell the Sub Inspector about you…

What do you want? Chips? You can have anything you want

You look like that girl in that movie…

Promise!

See the boat over there? He's inside it

How can you tell?

It's Mathimaran's instinct!

Mathi says he must be in that boat

Look in here Look inside that room!

Catch him! Catch that guy!

How did you find out?

Sir, the place where he's staying was written in his house in Malyalam

It was written here in English. That's how I figured it out

Do you know Malyalam? - A little bit

I thought you were all talk, but you're smart enough

Sonu, you helpled with the Kerala case. Take whatever you want

Are you taking the dirty magazines?

Wow! India has branches for everything

How can this guy do the job? - Keep quiet. I know what I'm doing

Hello, Durai!

Who's he? - My wife's brother

How many sovereigns? - Five hundred sovereigns

Really?

I only lost 50, but an extra zero got added while typing the complaint

And I let it be

Heard you're causing problems at the party?

No! I haven't said a word…

Watch out or you'll find yourself dead

Brother, he's online

Mr. Manikavel owns M.V.K jewellers. 500 sovereign gold was stolen from his store last week

R-5 Police Station has caught 4 KGs of gold in Kerala, it seems

Would be nice if they could settle his case with the gold acquired

Go collect it

What's happening here? Why does he get the gold?