Sex with Love (Sexo con amor) (Sexo con amor)

Sex with Love

Look how wonderful. Look how beautiful it is.

This is really a fine piece of meat.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

Another postcard from Susan, she sends you tons of love.

I'm nervous.

You're not the one taking the test.

What if he scores below average and loses his scholarship?

We'll put him in a public school and that's it.

No Emilio, you can't play around with education.

"What is masturbation?"

Number 8?

"Flying a kite".

Hand in your tests please.

Good luck. Thanks.

Bye, see you.

Tomas. Did your dad get back from his trip yet?

- Yeah, last night. - And is he coming to get you?

I hope so. Bye, teacher.

Bye, see you tomorrow.

Come on! Share it.

The letter from the Biennial arrived.

Great!

I hope you did better than the others.

Tomas, son.

Hello, how did it go?

Good. What took you so long?

I got held up.

Wait for me just a minute... I'll be right back.

I missed you, you jerk.

And here is the announcement of the parent's meeting.

Both parents should come but if your wife can't make it, that's OK.

Thanks...

Let's go, Tomas.

Good. Good bye, Miss. Thank you.

Bye...

Bye, Tomas.

- And when are you going? - When are we going?

They sent me two tickets so you have to come with me.

It's a complicated period at school.

So get someone to replace you.

I'll try.

I have to start painting like crazy.

Great, then!

Yeah, but...

still... I hate to leave you alone. We won't see each other for a while.

Don't worry. Do your work and I'll entertain myself.

If you said you'd get home early, we'd better leave now.

Where to?

To a place where we can be more comfortable.

To a motel?

Do you have a better idea?

If we start going to motels, we'll never stop.

And I don't want to cheat on Valentin like this.

But it's better than making love in the car.

Yeah...

This is impossible.

We either do something or I don't know...

Yeah, this is impossible.

Then that's it?

You know what I'd like?

To spend a whole night with you.

Good. We go?

But I told Valentin I'd be home early.

Fine! Home, then!

Waitress, the bill!

You are disgraceful. You just have me to fool around with, jerk.

In any case, not to talk about Quantum Physics.

And why not?

Tell me. Do you find me a bit foolish?

Luisa...

You always have that face that says: "The things this girl says."

Luisa please, if I find you... that you are a woman...

- Incredible! - Incredibly foolish!

Don't say foolish things.

- And you? - Me what?

You said you were going to be late, so I couldn't go to my dinner.

And now you're complaining that I got home early?

It's not my fault you allow Gladys to leave early every night.

She also has children to take care of...

Come on. She's the maid.

Are you going to stay?

This is still my house, isn't it?

It says clearly that both parents should be at the meeting.

You'll just have to close early and come with me.

But how can they hold a meeting to talk about these things?

You have to talk about those things somewhere.

Those things you learn anywhere, least of all in school.

Matias, stop rocking and finish your homework, please.

Dad? What does "masturdate" mean?

See!

- You and your shouting on top of it. - Better answer your son.

Look, it's very simple...

very natural.

What are you doing?

I'm lathering up, can't you see?

Jerk, you've got an erection. You're masturbating!

Matias will hear you!

Matias!

And it's... when you

give yourself pleasure...

...sexual.

Do you understand?

It's when you grab yourself here and produce pleasure. Understand?

Ah! Like...

jerking off!

That's it... the scientific name for "jerking off".

I blew it!

Don't get crazy. No.

Yes...

What are you doing, you jerk?

- Slowly, it hurts you know. - Yeah... yeah... just the tip.

Carefully, OK? There, oh shit! No... you jerk... get out!

No, I can't.

I'm not even a little wet, you understand?

The same shit again.

What do you want from me? Women take more time to get aroused.

Everybody knows that.

Fine, I give you caresses, kisses. I take my time, don't I?

Not enough. I'd like it if it were more...

I don't know... more delicate, slower, more...

You don't get aroused with me that's what it is!

Don't be a jerk!

And what do you want me to think?

I've been putting on a circus for over a year to get in.

I give up. I'm gonna turn into a professional wanker.

That's it!

Enough.

No, Maca, for goodness sakes. Don't turn off the TV...

- Don't be like that... - No, no...

No tickling, no!

A little kiss... look, who's that there? Who is it?

He's dying of hunger.

OK give him something to eat, but slowly OK, careful?

Careful Emilio, that's not slow...

- But no... - Just the tip...

Wait, little by little. Shit, you jerk... you're hurting me!

So things are still bad.

Monica and I don't even speak. Better that way.

And... where are you sleeping?

On a mattress in the studio.

What a drag...

Now that Valentin is going away, we could spend a night together...

Let's see each other after the meeting?

I'll try.

Hello, good evening. Come on in.

We haven't seen each other for a while.

That's a lie.

I mean all of each other.

Jorge! How are you?

- Fine... - Great!

That's the new teacher?

Yeah... Luisa.

She's good looking, man.

There should be at least three couples in a group.

I hope we can share the group's thoughts afterwards.

Ah, teacher, come sit with us.

Jorge came alone so... join us.

Sure, I need to sit somewhere anyway.

You know what, teacher? You two make a great couple.

You think so?

Ah, I see that I'm in with a group of troublemakers.

Wait a minute, I was saying like father and daughter.

Good. With sex they say the more experience you have the better.

Then you have a chance.

OK, teacher, enough.

OK, let's get serious. We need to set an example.

Wait a minute. If we are going to talk about sex,

we can't be so serious. Sex is a party, a game...

but we're so serious we don't know how to make love.

Where do you get that idea?

The point is that the school wants to deal

with the topic of sex with the parents' approval.

So I need to know if this topic is of interest to you and why.

- Yeah, sure it's important... - Why?

Well, because of the way things are now because...

before, everything was slower. We were more naive.

Imagine I lost my virginity when I was nineteen.

And you... you think that seems naive?

Nowadays everyone is having sex at fifteen.

How terrible!

How terrible? For you to have sex is like torture?

Look, I lost my virginity at fourteen and I think it's great!

It's pure practice!

The more sex you have, and the sooner you start, the better.

According to you, the school field trip should be to a massage parlor?

It seems we aren't making much progress here.

I would prefer that those who haven't spoken get a chance.

- Me? - Yes.

What do you think? Are these meetings important?

Yes.

Yeah, they're important because...

Where are they going to learn, in the street? No.

Sex is pure practice. You can't learn it in class. Sorry, teacher.

Let's hear from the others please.

- Me? - Yes.

You're supposed to be an authority on the subject.

- I loved your last book. - Yes? You liked it?

She died laughing reading it.