Mickey's House of Villains

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

OH, BOY! TRICK OR TREAT!

TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO OUT AND SCARE EVERYBODY.

YOU? SCARE EVERYBODY?

DONALD...

ON A SCARE-O-METER,

YOU'RE BARELY A SQUEAL.

YEP. SHE'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FRIGHTEN ANYONE

DRESSED UP LIKE A BIG RED BUNNY.

BUNNY?

I'LL SHOW YOU.

HUH. THERE'S SEEMS TO BE

AN AWFUL LOT OF VILLAINS HERE TONIGHT.

AW, RELAX, MINNIE. IT'S HALLOWEEN.

I'M SURE THEY'RE NOT UP TO ANY TRICKS. HA HA!

Cruella: OH, HALLOWEEN AT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE.

ALL TREATS AND NO TRICKS.

IF THIS WERE MY HOUSE, I'D RUN THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

ADD A SPLASH OF EVIL?

PILLAGE AND PLUNDER?

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME THING--

ALL TALK AND NO PLAY.

WHAT A BUNCH OF DULL VILLAINS.

WELL, THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT.

I'VE GOT A TRICK FOR MICKEY MOUSE,

BUT YOU'LL ALL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT.

WHOO!

IT'S A HOUSEKETEER HALLOWEEN,

SO GRAB YOUR GARLIC AND GET SET

FOR AMERICA'S MOST HAUNTED.

HE'S COUNT MICKEY MOUSE.

VELCOME. VELCOME, MY CHILDREN.

HA! OH, BOY! I LOVE HALLOWEEN.

LOTS OF HAUNTED HAPPENINGS AROUND TOWN.

WHY, CHERNOBOG THREW A BIG PARTY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S EASY TO GET TO HIS HOUSE.

JUST MAKE A RIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN.

HA HA HA!

IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.

WHY, I EVEN SAW HADES.

HE WAS REALLY PAINTING THE TOWN DEAD.

HA. LOVE THAT.

HEY, I ALSO HEARD THERE'S A BIG SHINDIG

OVER AT THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD.

IT'S B.Y.O.B.--

HA HA! BRING YOUR OWN BONES.

AND NOW LET'S START OFF THE FUN

WITH THIS TRICKY HALLOWEEN TALE.

BOO!

BOO.

AAH!

Hazel: WHAT MANNER OF GHOUL IS THIS?

[QUACKING TO TUNE OF "TRICK OR TREAT"]

UH-OH. THE BOYS.

HEH HEH HEH.

HELLO, BOYS.

TRICK OR TREAT.

AH. FOR YOU...

AND YOU AND YOU.

THANK YOU, UNCLE DONALD.

WHOA, BEELZEBUB. WHOA.

STEADY THERE, OLD BOY.

NOW HERE'S YOUR TREAT.

SO LONG, BOYS.

OH, BLESS THEIR LITTLE BLACK HEARTS.

I SAW THE WHOLE THING, KIDS.

DOWN, BEELZEBUB. DOWN, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

OH, LOOK, A REAL WITCH.

OH, JOY!

THOU DO BELIEVETH IN WITCHES.

JUST FOR THAT, I'LL HELP THEE GET THY CANDY.

UH-OH. ANOTHER ONE.

MY NAME, SIR, IS HAZEL.

WITCH HAZEL, THAT IS.

OH, YEAH?

THAT QUACKING ROGUE

IS TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT.

NOW COME HERE, BOYS.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

I NEED SOME VERY GRUESOME INGREDIENTS--

A CAULDRON OF SWAMP WATER...

DOUBLE, DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE.

FIRE BURN, AND CAULDRON BUBBLE.

EYE OF NEEDLE, TONGUE OF SHOE,

HAND OF CLOCK 00.

THIS IS THE REAL THING, YOU KNOW.

RIGHT OUT OF SHAKESPEARE.

NECK OF BOTTLE, TAIL OF COAT...

UH...

WHISKERS FROM THE BILLY GOAT.

HERE YOU ARE, HAZEL.

UHH! REPULSIVE.

DELIGHTFULLY GRUESOME REACTION.

KIDS, THIS STUFF'S LOADED.

OH, BOY!

OH, BOY, THIS IS FUN!

WHAT IN THE HECK IS THAT?

ATTABOY, BEELZEBUB!

OH, BOY!

OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

Chorus: * TRICK OR TREAT

* TRICK OR TREAT

* TRICK OR TREAT FOR HALLOWEEN *

* WHEN THE PUMPKIN SHELLS CAST EVIL SPELLS *

WHOA! OHH!

* YOUR LITTLE WHITE HOUSE TURNS GREEN *

* YOUR LITTLE WHITE HOUSE TURNS GREEN *

THIS IS TOO--

Man: * EVERY POST IS A GHOST *

Chorus: * IF YOU GOT A WITCH'S BREW *

* AND IF YOU WANT YOUR GATE TO CIRCULATE *

* HO, HO, WE CAN DO THAT, TOO *

* TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT *

* TRICK OR TREAT, TRICK OR TREAT *

* TRICK OR TREAT FOR HALLOWEEN *

* WHEN GHOSTS AND GOBLINS BY THE SCORE *

* RING THE BELL ON YOUR FRONT DOOR *

* YOU BETTER NOT BE STINGY *

* OR YOUR NIGHTMARES WILL COME TRUE *

NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO TREAT...

OR NOT?

OH, Y-YES, MA'AM. RIGHT AWAY.

OH, MY GOODNESS. GHOSTS AND GOBLINS.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

KIDS, THIS PIGEON'S A PUSHOVER.

PUSHOVER?

OH, YEAH?

EH...

THE KEY.

[KEY FALLS, CLATTERS]

MM-HMM.

I JUST BEEN A-ITCHIN' TO CAST A SPELL ON YOU.

HOCUS POCUS, MAGIC SHOWER.

PUT HIS FEET WITHIN MY POWER.

HEY, WHAT WAS THAT STUFF?

FEET...

Hazel: KICK OUT THAT KEY.

YIPPEE! LOOK AT HIM DANCE!

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

* OH, DANCE WITH YOUR FEET JUST AS FAST AS YOU CAN *

* NOW FLIP 'EM LIKE A FLAPJACK IN A PAN *

* OH, A-HOPPIN' AND A-JUMPIN' LIKE A FLEA ON A GRIDDLE *

* THE KEY FOR THE DOOR IS THE KEY FOR THE VITTLES *

OW!

* DO-SI-DO, NOW MIND THE RULES *

* WITH YOUR OLD FLAT FEET JUST A-KICKIN' LIKE MULES *

* OH, PROMENADE A-WAY OUT WEST *

* THAT'S WHERE THE CACTUS GROWS THE BEST *

YAAH!

* NOW SWING DOWN SOUTH AND TURN ON THE HEAT *

[POTS AND PANS CLANGING MUSICALLY]

STOP!

* NOW END THE DANCE AND TAKE YOUR SEAT *