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The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!

- Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey!

The Feast of the Flower!

A festival of food, dancing, and music

that celebrates the once-a-year bloom

of the the legendary Drosera Occidendum,

a one-of-a-kind flower!

- Never heard of it. - Me neither!

A cultural tradition I know nothing about.

You know how rare that is?

What are you doing?

Documenting my adventures.

The people will want to feel like

they were here with me.

This place is going to look guh-reat on my profile.

It already looks great!

But now it's in sepia!

Eh? Eeeehh?

Oh, boy! I can't wait to see my pals!

Sorry, who are these friends of yours?

And why haven't we ever heard of them?

And why did you all stop speaking?

- And... - Please, not everything

is a dark family secret.

Kids, I've got a dark family secret.

I...

- Yeah? - Yeah? - Yeah? - Yeah?

Was one of the Three Caballeros.

- Oh! Good for you! - Yeah, Three Caba-Waba...

I don't know what that is.

The Three Caballeros.

Donald's old college band.

They practiced their polyphonic pandemonium

in my garage for hours on end.

Ah, the next time you complain about bagpipes,

just imagine trying to sleep while your uncle saws away

at an accordion.

- Huh? - Huh?

I was so awesome.

Awk, you're find as is.

A family man. A boat owner. You're more impressive

than those two warbling wastrels are.

Huh?

A-ha!

Ha ha!

Oh, they are much more impressive than you.

*DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 02 Episode 04 Title: "The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!"

- Ah! Ha ha! - Donald!

A-ha!

Squawk, crow, quack, I got your back!

Secret handshake! Cool!

- Mm. - Ha ha!

Saludos, amigos!

Surely you remember old Panchito and José!

Os patinhos!

Oh, last time we saw you, you were just little eggs!

Hey, remember when you insisted you could juggle the eggs?

And you dropped one!

Now, just who is paying for this little vacation?

Ha! Scrooge. The same old miser, eh?

I've taken care of everyone's stay!

As a travel consultant and global tastemaker,

I'm always being asked to sample the best places,

the best food, the best everything!

With all my jet setting,

it will be nice to spend a night on solid ground.

It's my agent. Hm. Again.

When you are an international pop sensation,

you are but a slave to fame.

"Panchito, sign my baby."

"Panchito, present at this awards show,

and also win most of the awards."

It is non-stop, my friends!

But this weekend, the Three Caballeros ride again!

Just like old times, eh, amigos?

Tell us everything embarrassing about Uncle Donald!

Embarrassing? Your uncle was the cool one!

Always off on globetrotting adventures.

What are you now? A superspy?

A... A world-famous DJ?

Some insane combination of the two?

Surely, you are super successful and impressive.

Breathe. Just breathe.

I've done nothing with my life!

I'm a failure!

Aw, that never bothered you before.

Uncle Donald, you're very successful!

You raised three boys and are rich in love!

Isn't that the true measure of success?

No!

Huey, you gotta help me!

Help you? Well, I have been looking

to earn my Improv Theatre merit badge.

How about you play the part of someone successful?

Lie? Perfect!

Nonsense! You do what you want,

but I will not help you lie

to impress that band of braggadocios.

If you blow our cover, José will probably get mad

and you'll have to pay for this trip yourself.

Donald, we have to lie to your friends, do y'hear?

Just keep it small and simple.

Sorry, everyone! Uncle Donald had, uh,

a very important business call!

From McDuck Enterprises!

My company! I'm a billionaire!

The same Donald who searched our couch cushions for corn chips

now owns McDuck Enterprises?

Yes! And he's taking over the family business

so Scrooge can retire.

'Cause he's so old!

Very, very old!

Because I'm so...!

So old!

So very, very old.

Oh, Donald, is that you?

Oh!

My eyes are as clouded as my mind!

Ow!

Taking care of his uncle's legacy.

A man of great wealth and kindness.

Oof!

"Long ago, an invading force

led a bloody massacre that left the town empty.

From the wreckage, a single flower grew,

proving that no matter how terrible a tragedy,

life will always find a way to bloom anew.

Now, the town celebrates this triumph every year."

Or something like that. My Portuguese is a little enferrujado.

Webby, get out of the way! You're ruining my shot with your story!

My story

provides context for your photo!

Of course! This is a moment of cultural significance.

Louie, get a full body shot. Hit it!

OK, look thoughtful. No, not confused.

OK, don't move. That's the stuff!

I know it's not on the menu,

but can I get some deep-fried cassava?

Oh, you have to try it. It melts right in your mouth.

Please. The adventurous billionaire

must have a refined palette.

I'll have the kids macaroni and cheese!

Eh, thanks for ordering for me, Uncle Donald.

He will have the Moqueca Baiana.

And more steak sticks!

Aye, I'm so sorry!

Here, let Panchito wipe your troubles away,

which, coincidentally, is the title of my new album.

A keepsake. To remember me by.

Thank you.

Classic Brazilian hospitality.

OK, now show me how much you want that bite!

Mmm, you're so hungry!

Ooh, you're like a hungry bear about to go into hibernation!

You need all the sustenance you can get!

Perfect, yeah, no,

I think I really captured the flavor.

They make this pastel once a year

in honor of the bloom,

and you're not even going to eat it?!

It's cold now.

Fine! More cultural experience for me!

OK, we cannot all whistle inconspicuously.

Let's settle this like adults.

Donald should pay, because he's the billionaire!

Uh-huh. Right.

Excuse me.

And a nice big tip, too!

Come, come, Uncle Scrooge.

Let's get you some rest.

Have a great day.

Sorry, what was that?

Have a great day.

Man, everyone here is so nice!

Huh? Huh!

Who's excited for a tour

of fascinating historical sights

on the back of this noble burro?

Webby is!

The Brazilian dust in your eyes,

the authentic smell of donkey,

the saddle sores that remind you of your experience

for weeks to come!

You can't get that in a photo!

Yeah. That's why photos are better.

Oof. One more!

Eeh, one more!

Have a great day.

OK, we'll just crop her out later.

You know, just forget it.

Onto the adventure of learning!

Where'd they go? We missed the tour!

But we got a picture.

How is a picture better than a tour

with Sir Reginald von Hoofy the Third?

Webbigail, a wise old man once gave me this advice:

"Pics, or it didn't happen."

It didn't happen!

But, according to this pic, it did.

So wise.