Last Three Days

- - Hey, Dave, is Leo, tried your cell,

didn't see you guys today, but good news,

Judge Ramsey's getting us that warrant.

- Looks like a bust for Monday. Call me back. -

Later.

Jack, what are you doing here?

The neighbor called, said he heard gunshots.

We headed straight over. Make sure Dave is okay.

Roger.

John, this is not what it looks like.

What exactly does this look like, Jack?

- - Here.

- Isn't this your wife? - Yes, yes, this is my wife.

I'm going to need you to step aside, Jack.

Um...

Hi. Look, I'm sorry, but, um, that's my tree.

Um, funny...

I don't see your name on it.

It's just that's my study spot. It took me a long time

to find the right tree with, you know,

- enough shade and a great view. - It's a great view.

Okay, I tell you what, I will give you this spot...

if I can take you to dinner.

Okay, sure.

Yeah? Alright.

- Thank you. - Hm-mm.

Okay, creating false memories...

D.

- Wait, what? - The answer is D.

Wait, how do you know the answer is D?

And you said you were going to give me this tree.

Technically I said I was going to give you that spot.

- It's Grace's psych class, yeah? - Yeah.

There are so many reasons for false memory.

Hypnosis, age regression, chemical imbalance.

It's always D.

All the above.

- So you want to be a sidekick? - Hey!

My dad is actually a nurse too and just because we don't have

PhDs, it doesn't make us any less important.

Whoa! I did not mean to strike a nerve.

Uh-huh, yeah.

- Besides, every hero needs some help. - Not Superman.

Well, my mom is pretty super. What about your family?

The only thing my dad ever taught me

was to never be like him.

It was my mom

who showed me there are things in life worth fighting for.

So is that why you're studying criminal law?

Let me guess. Matlock or McCoy?

- I didn't realize that you, uh... - What?

Nothing. It's just you, uh...

you look really good for your age.

Come on, haven't you ever heard of reruns?

- Uh. - My dad and I love those old lawyer shows.

Okay, well, I'm sorry to disappoint. I will not be in the court room.

I will be on the streets putting the baddies behind bars.

Okay, so, like The Dark Knight.

No, Batman is a vigilante!

The end does not justify the means.

Well, you did just give a girl

the test answers so that she would walk to the cafe with you, so...

Okay, well, I can't help it if I have a good memory.

Okay, so you are a mash-up of Batman,

Matlock and Mr. Monk.

Yeah, you're not good at this whole comparison thing, are you?

Well, I mean you did start by calling me a sidekick, so...

I will try to keep my foot out of my mouth

for the rest of the night.

Well, I'd say your odds are pretty good,

because I'm meeting some girls inside.

Wha... wha... what about, uh...

Dinner.

- Technically I said you could take me to dinner. - Mm.

And here we are.

Okay. Well, can I at least have your number?

I thought you were the world's greatest detective.

Yeah, but I don't even have your name.

Figure it out, Batlock.

Okay.

- Jack. - What?

That's my name. Jack. Jack Cluff, not Batlock.

I want to know your name. I want to know your number.

And I want to take you to dinner, and not

dinner here like, a real dinner.

Batlock, are you asking me on a date?

- It's Jack! -

It's Jack. And, yeah, I am. Will you go on a date with?

Or coffee. Coffee's fine too.

Your phone.

Bye, Jack.

Hello, you've reached Beth. Sorry, I can't answer.

But your call is so, so important to me.

Please, leave a message and I will call you back. Thanks. Bye.

- Hey. - Here is your coffee.

Okay, mister. Quiz time.

So, tell me, what are the four loves?

First love is what the Greeks called storge.

The family bond. And the second love

is called philia. The friendship bond.

Thanks.

And what's the third love?

Eros, the erotic love.

It's that tingle in your fingertips,

that weakness in your knees.

- Hi! - Hi!

- How are you? Good to see you. - Good to see you too.

Merry Christmas.

- Amen. - Amen.

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want?

You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw

a lasso around it and pull it down.

Hey, that's a pretty good idea.

- I'll give you the moon, Mary. - I'll take it. Then what?

From the moment I saw you,

I knew I wanted to know everything about you.

Watching you with your family,

with your friends,

you have shown me what love looks like.

So I commit my life, and my heart, and my love...

...to you. And to you alone.

I join my life to yours in this moment.

Until time stops.

As we strive ever toward that fourth love,

I take you to be my wife.

It gives me great pleasure to pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

Okay, here we go.

This is it.

Jack Thomas Cluff...

it's amazing how quickly you've become my best friend.

I take you as my husband and my partner in crime.

I love how you cheer me up when my world is falling apart.

You bring me coffee just to say I love you.

Though life may change,

know that I will always be by your side.

I give to you my heart, my soul,

my all... to be yours alone.

Now and forevermore.

- Yeah, wondering if Jesse's home. - Jesse who?

- He doesn't live here. - Yeah, well, uh,

you know, that's his car out there.

Look, lady, I've got a warrant.

You can't just barge in here.

- - Oh! Damn!

- Drop the gun, Jesse. - Stay back!

Whoa, Jesse, we just want to talk!

- - Ah! Hey!

I got the right to carry, man. It was self-defense.

- Yeah, got a right to carry this? - It's not mine.

Assault with a deadly weapon, possession of illegal substances.

How about we take a little ride downtown?

Hey! This isn't a warrant!

Nah, man, I'm not going back.

- Ah! - With a record like yours,

I don't know, it doesn't look very pretty.

But there's a way out of this, Jesse, you know that, right?

Hey, look at me.

Sometimes in life we're giving second chances.

What we do with them is up to us.

Small blind, people.

Yeah, I like to mix the cards.

Hi, everyone, you need to go home?

He is good, check him out.

You guys are late.

Hey, yeah, not too late. You can still deal us in.

Next time, you're out.

Blame this guy. The lucky bastard had to go and score.

It's not luck, it's skill.

Shotguns only hold five rounds.

Now, let's guy beer. We, uh, got our third witness today.