Bekikang: My Gay Mother (Bekikang: Ang Nanay kong Beki)

In this world, I got a lot of questions about life.

Why am I not as beautiful as Anne Curtis?

Why is Cristina Reyes fairer than me?

And most of all, why am I gay?

Where did gays come from?

We don't give birth,

but why are we multiplying like gremlins?

Where did we come from?

Let's start...

Once upon a time“...

Oh, hold it.

With those muscles, you know that's not us.

That's Adam.

Breast augmentation isn't a thing at that time.

So that's Eve, not us.

We are the snake.

Not...

Adam!

An apple a day... is seven apples a week.

You like it'!

Yummier.

Maybe we're on the second week of the story.

Maybe one of Adam and Eve's children represents us gays.

Oh hold it. why are we already dead here?

I don't like that! That's not us.

Why am I insisting that we're part of the Book of Genesis?

When the answer is in Darwin's theory.

Huh? We're the missing link?

So you really played the human, huh.

And I am really the missing link, huh.

I don't want to think anymore.

AN I know is that we're all from God.

He created us gays and we are not a lie from the devil.

Got it, Miriam?

What? Why?

- What? - Goryo!

- My water bag broke... - What'!

-It's coming out. Corning... - Hold it. Let's go home.

No. I can't. Get a sleeping mat.

Why?

It's here! I can touch the baby's head.

Here.

Where's the one who's giving birth?

I am the midwife.

Pip, is that you'!

My name is Goryo!

Who's gonna give birth?

Does it look like me'!

Of course my wife. There she is.

And how did you know there's someone giving birth here?

Who told you'!

I heard it, right'!

Push!

Push! Come on, push, Maristella!

- Come on, push! - Pushing now!

Go!

Pushing!

Your"thy womb"is coming out!

What's that'!

Janice's baby!

Who's Janice?

I just watched that.

Get my baby, he jumped.

Are you, okay Maristella?

Maybe I was wrapped by a duck's poop that's why they didn't immediately figure out my gender.

Come on, baby. Let's go inside.

Even as a child, I really feel that my parents love me.

And they've accepted whoever I may become when I grow up.

Here's bread.

Maristella, where's the birthday boy'!

Oh, yes.

Son? Vic!

Are we gonna sing now?

Why are you praying the rosary?

Dad,I might die.

Nobody dies in circumcision. What are you?

Dad, it's not the circumcision that will kill me!

It's the nervousness.

That's nothing. It's just like a bite of the ant.

That should be quick.

- Here. Come on. - Next.

Go now, get in. So you'll get done.

Dyesebel kept swimming while the people were chasing her.

What'! Was she caught? Did they kill her?

How would she die when she's the lead character?

Oh, yeah.

Then she went into a cave.

Of the people.

You know, I'll drown you in a ditch.

You keep on butting in. You're ruining my story.

Whoever gets hit by this is gay.

Let's go, Victorio. You might get hit.

You're gay. right'!

It's mine! It's mine!

Whoever gets hit by this is gay.

Victorio!

Gay!

Show me where that kid lives.

In front of the ditch.

Hey, hold it. Where are you going?

And why is our son crying?

Daddy Goryo, the kids say 'Whoever gets hit by the ball is gay.'

So there, Victorio got hit.

They threw the ball on your son's face.

I will go to the family of that nasty kid.

Hold.

They will tease Victorio more if you go there.

What are we going to do?

Why are you crying?

Dad, I can't do what you want anymore.

I can't learn to do karate.

I can't be a boy.

Don't change me.

Victorio, I am not changing you.

I am not asking someone to teach you karate so you could be a boy.

I know that you're gay.

And I've accepted you already.

You need to get taught so you could defend your self.

Because the life that you chose is hard.

I love you so much, son.

And I don't want anyone to treat you bad.

And I couldn't be there always to defend on you.

Do you understand your daddy?

Yes.

I will study karate.

Here, a duck's egg.

Remember, once it gets wet, that couldn't be good anymore.

Yes.

Mom has been sick all along.

And she's not telling us.

Goryo!

Just like those good guys who die in soap operas.

- They don't want us to worry. - Maristella!

Maristella!

As if you could make a death scene like this a secret.

Mama, look, my grades are all high.

My son is really brilliant.

Son, dance for your morn, please.

Really? Sure.

So I'd feel better.

After 2 years, dad got married again.

Anacleta.

An instant mommy because she also has a child.

Mariana.

Do you watch Annaliza?

Their role is just like that of Stella and Arlene's.

You haven't watched yet?

They are the villains.

I got a big problem, bes Sam.

Where on earth did your dad get those two witches?

I don't know.

But I love my dad.

And I'll just bear whatever makes him happy.

Even my witch stepmom's dandruff.

- Really, huh. - Ouch!

You're calling me a witch.

And you're getting drunk.

Hey Anacleta.

What are you doing? You're hurting my son'!

He called me a witch, but I can take that.

What I can't take is that they're getting drunk.

Hey Victorio!

We're just acting up. These are just softdrinks.

It kicks.

What?

He called me a witch.

You know, I've watched something good last night.

You know, I've watched something good last night.

Oh?

I will let you watch it later.

Uh-oh.

Come here, Victorio the gay is here.

Bestfriend, do you want to play at my house instead?

No, best friend Samantha.

I need to face this.

Bring out the stone!

Huh'! What stone?

I'm Darna, right?

Oh okay.

Here, swallow this.

Kidding.

Oh okay.

Here!

Darna!

Oh really Darna!

- Get them best friend. - This gets braver.

That's my childhood.

Anyone who treats me bad, I beat them up.

And they return the punch on me, maybe that's why I look like this.

Bes, Bes, what's happening?

These guys are beating up someone again.

Beki, he's a new comer. Good looking.

They're beating him up because he refused to take a liquor shot.

You know, those guys are our society's pests.

- Hold... - Hey, are you meddling up?

I can't just watch them.

Bes, the stone!

Darna!

Go, Beki!

Go! Go Beki!