Flirting Scholar 2 (唐伯虎點秋香2之四大才子 / Tang Bohu dian Qiuxiang 2 zhi Si Da Caizi)

" Tang's Mansion "

What's wrong with Young Master?

Something happened on young master. Tang Bo Hu was born

Something was happened. in the 6th year of Ming Dynasty

Something was happened. The year of Geng Yin,

Bo Hu... Geng month, Geng hour

That's why he is named Tang Geng

He's incredibly smart and comes from a wealthy family

But...

What should I do ? Bo Hu...

Young Master

He's foaming at the mouth

Call the doctor quickly !

The doctor said I've been burning the candle at both ends

If I don't rest, my life may be in danger

If I don't rest, my life may be in danger

Mother !

Bo Hu!

Look at my study schedule

From the first until the 30th of the month

Every day I have music, chess, calligraphy, astrology

Every day I have music, chess, calligraphy, astrology

as well as poetry, strategy and medicine

as well as poetry, strategy and medicine

Now you want me to learn agricultural irrigation

How about whoring and gambling ?

Fine

If that's what you like

Whoring and gambling ?

Bo Hu, I...

I just want the best for you

Those poor children don't even have a chance to study

Those poor children don't even have a chance to study

I'd prefer to be poor then

You...

I heard there's a new sedan chair...

That's right, I heard one came out recently

You can lie down and sleep in it, mother

Just buy it. Oh yeah, mother

My hands are so tired from all the writing and painting

I heard about some new spun gold jade gloves

I won't get tired if I wear them while writing

Buy it as well

A new troupe is coming to perform opera

Why not go and see them ?

Mother, you're really good to me

As long as you apply yourself to your studies

And don't disappoint your father's hopes for you

To one day become the number one scholar...

Then his fortune will surely be yours

You said it, I didn't force it out of you

You didn't force me

You promise

Absolutely

Young Master, what is that ?

Cool, isn't it ?

This is a little invention I made out of stationery this morning

It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced

It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced

It's simple, convenient, attractive and reasonably priced

With a choice of day and night models

It's the essential accessory for the playboy scholars

when he's out and about in the hot sun

And of course for counting

Can I try?

Young Master, your eyes are all dark

Of course !

That's why they're called dark glasses

It's just a minor side effect

No need to be alarmed

Before becoming the head of Jiangnan Four Great Scholars

He was just an insignificant nothing

And the 3 so-called scholars were just his gangs

And the 3 so-called scholars were just his gangs

What do you think you're doing ?

Kids need to piss

We're the Four Great Scholars !

Nobody knows you !

Four Great Trash bags is more like it !

Darn it!

" Before The Four Great Scholars Become Famous "

Wife-fearing scholar Wen Zheng Ming

Wen Zheng Ming !

Boss

What is this ?

You've been painting all day long and you gave me this

This is art

Look how pretty my fish is

It's so lifelike

I told you to paint sea creatures for a casino

Not for selling seafood !

Come on boss, does this look like art to you ?

It doesn't looks like fish nor shrimp

He thinks he's writing hieroglyphics

Hey ! I've been doing this for five years !

500 paintings per day at five cents a piece

500 paintings per day at five cents a piece

How old are you ?

I'm five !

Painting for five years at the age of five ? You're a genius ?

Boss, listen, l...

Don't call me boss, just get out of here !

You're not even worth one cent, I'm being generous

One cent ?

How am I supposed to live on that ?

What makes you think I'd even want one cent ?

What makes you think I'd even want one cent ?

Kill me if you must

But don't insult me !

Bullcrap !

I really dislike people hitting my face

Well how about hitting your bottom ?

That's fine

Get lost !

Oh God !

I have such aesthetic standards

And is being compared to a commoner

Wen Zheng Ming !

I can getaway from this...

And this !

Why you're not hitting accordingly ?

Who cares !

Crappy inventor, Xu Chang Gu

One can operate the sun and moon

A way to alter time has finally arrived

Behold

Sunrise, sunset, nighttime, daytime

daytime, nighttime, sunrise, sunset

Nighttime, daytime, sunrise, sunset

Nighttime, daytime, sunrise, sunset

How original !

This will catch on all over the world

Let's call it " animation "

Good name !

Incredible !

Thank you. Great

You should pay the money back, it's been a while

We want it right now

Give back the money...

Don't be like that

This invention has research costs, you know

After I've sold these, I'll have money to return for you

If we don't receive the money today

I'll have Baby " a-ta-ke "you

What is " a-ta-ke " ?

" A-ta-ke ", attack you !

Attack me ? Yes...

Baby, sit

Your money is... over there !

Where is he ?

Where did he go ?

Don't let him go !

Quick, after him !

Let's go !

Young Master...

Oh you guys scared me

Where are they ?

They're gone...

Young Master, this is cool, what is it?

You think so too ?

This is our ancestral rice chest

With a few skillful cuts I changed its appearance

With a few skillful cuts I changed its appearance

And revised it with precisely engineering principles

It is now known as the " Transformer"

That's brilliant l

Can you demonstrate for us ?

Yeah...

One more time at the audience's request

One more time at the audience's request

Watch

Transformer !

Darn it! Help!

What's wrong Young Master?

It's jammed !

Jammed ? It's jammed, I can't open it !

We're calling for help! Quick!

I can't breathe !

Gambling addict Zhu Zhi Shan

Great

Bo Hu, you've really got to save me this time

Again ?

I already give you a " I'll pay you later " certificate

That's a really handy certificate

Pay back the money !

Refuse to pay me back !

Darn it!

You'll have to do it even if it's in installments !

Indefinitely Irregularly ?

I owe so much, even killing me will do little

I owe so much, even killing me will do little

If you force me...

Lives will be at risk

I'll pay you later !

But that only works if it's under 30 taels

This time the figure is too much, I need a bigger one

This time the figure is too much, I need a bigger one

You are so greedy !

Not really, I need an ultimate solution

Okay ! I'll give you what you wish !