Keshu Ee Veedinte Nadhan (കേശു ഈ വീടിന്റെ നാഥൻ)

["Vatapi Ganapathim" by K.J. Yesudas]

Sir, a speeding car has crossed Kuthiran.

It's a red sports car. The number is...

Roll down the window.

Let me see that royal face.

Actor Dilieep?

Namaste , sir. What is it?

You were speeding so much!

Oops.

Sorry, sir.

Actually, I am on my way from Palakkad.

My crew is waiting at the shooting location.

I'm running late.

If you go at this speed, you will surely be "late".

-Huh? -Late!

You will be a picture on the wall!

Us cops also know to crack jokes.

Ain't I right? Come on, laugh!

Forget all that. Which one is your latest release?

Keshu, the Lord of this house

Who has written the story, screenplay and dialogues?

The writer of the film Thondimuthalum Driksakshiyum , Sajeev Pazhoor.

Oh, yes, I know him!

So, this one will also have chain-swallowing and taking a dump?

No, no. This one's completely different.

-Is it? -Yes.

I had listened to the songs from Keshu .

They were really nice. Who's the music director?

-Nadirshah is the music director. -Oh! Your friend!

-Has he sung in this film? -No.

That's a relief!

By the way,

I have sung a song in this movie.

-Well, that wasn't necessary. -Huh?

Well, Yesudas has also sung a song.

Phew! The two extreme ends of music!

Sir!

Well, I was just imagining the producer's plight.

Oh!

-I am one of the producers, as well. -Really?

Dr. Zachariah Thomas and Dilieep.

Well... since it's your own money, you can do any nonsense you want, right?

Come, let me ask you something.

Will any director let a film go to the pits like this?

What are you saying, sir?

The highlight of this film is that, Nadirshah is its Director.

Nadirshah is the director?

Does he know how to direct movies, apart from making mimicry cassettes?

He's not like that now.

He's learning the process by directing 3-4 movies.

-Okay then, sir. I'm leaving. -Okay.

Just a minute!

Oh! Selfie?

-Want to click a selfie with me? -Huh?

This is the first time an actor is asking me for a selfie.

I will click it myself!

Please hold it in.

Your belly!

Your back is protruding now.

Only the front part will be seen in the selfie.

Is it?

-Thank you. -Okay, sir.

Hey! The selfie is done, but there's a petty case.

Petty case?

Sebastian, are you done? Bring it!

For pasting a sun control film and for speeding!

Hey! It's not like I don't like you.

I'm quite strict in my duty. That's why.

-That's okay. -It's fine if you don't have cash.

You can pay it in court.

Okay.

Hey!

Was it Ayrton Senna or Michael Schumacher who taught you driving?

I didn’t get you.

Well, I asked seeing the way you were speeding. You were racing!

No, I learned it here at KDS.

KDS? What's that?

Keshu's Driving School. Haven’t you heard of it?

Keshu? Who's that?

Don’t you know Keshuettan?

He's a character you must meet!

-Really? -Of course.

If you have to learn driving, you must learn it from Keshuettan.

My dear Keshuetta!

You've been teaching us driving for the past four months.

But you're always teaching us steering balance.

Don't you have anything else to teach?

Girls! Only if you press the clutch,

shift the gears and apply the accelerator,

will the car run smoothly.

Before that, we need to have steering balance.

The car will crash somewhere otherwise.

So, what do you need first?

-Steering balance! -Exactly!

We need to grow along with the times.

This is a new method I have invented for that.

Without endangering others,

without damaging the gear box,

this is how you should learn to have steering balance.

And, while driving, our eyes should always be on the road.

Like the horses in Ooty.

Straight! Straight!

Turn it.

Otherwise, both vehicles will go different ways.

I think he has run out of fuel.

Couldn’t he have filled it earlier?

Apply the brake, or his vehicle's back will break!

He has been making me pull this junk of a vehicle

like an oxen, for a long time.

Today...

My dear Keshuetta,

please fill some petrol in this, at least to get that smell.

How long will you make me tow this junk,

like an escort vehicle?

So you made us push the car without filling fuel in it?

-Of course. -We came to learn driving,

but we've learnt only to push the vehicle.

'Pushing' is the base of driving!

There he goes again!

For example, the other day, when one of the tyres went flat,

who changed it?

-Us. -Ain't that right?

So, who will change the tyres when you are driving your car?

We will change it.

So, such things are what we teach here first.

No other driving school will teach you all these.

So, that's the specialty of Keshu’s Driving School

Keshuetta, I am in a hurry. Are you going to fill fuel or not?

Can you please set me free? Let me go!

Don’t be such a miser!

Miser? Me?

I've never known how it is to be a miser, and you are....

Here you go! Rs. 2000! Fill the fuel!

-Shall I fill the tank? -Of course!

Fill the tank for 100 Rupees from that!

-For 100 Rupees? -Yeah!

Hats off to you!

It's your fate, sisters!

George, we shall go together in the evening.

By the way, you'll have to push once again!

The battery has run out of charge.

Oh my God!

Enough, mom!

Stay calm, son. Don't you want your pimples to go away?

Are you crazy to apply all this red sandal and turmeric on him, Mom?

Shucks!

Who told you that red sandalwood paste is not good?

Hey kiddo! If you apply all this on your face, you won't have facial hair!

You'll have to apply some ointment for it then.

You can do that yourself!

Have you seen Lord Guruvayurappan during the Vakacharthu ceremony?

He's so radiant!

All Gods are smeared with red sandal and Kalabham (sandal paste)!

Kallappam (Toddy Hoppers)?

Not Kallappam , it's Kalabham (sandal paste)!

Yeah, right! As if Gods apply all that after consulting you!

Hey! Hey!

Didn't your skin become freckled and blotchy because you applied random stuff on it?

Check out my hands! So soft!

What about your hands? Does it know what softness is?

Oh God!

Yeah, right! You're talking as if you are a great movie star, Mom!

Exactly!

Don't mock me. I too would have become a movie star.

Back when I was in Kalamandalam (art school),

the crew of the movie Kamaladalam had come to shoot there.

The moment actor Mohanlal saw me,

he started begging and pleading, 'We need this girl in the film'!

And then?

Well, I don't like people calling me a movie star! Yuck!

What a braggart!

I'm not bragging. My dad didn't let me do it.

That was indeed a good decision.

Apart from your father's betel-shop near Kalamandalam ,

what other connection do you have with that place?

It wasn't a betel-shop. It was a fancy store!

I'll apply hot chilli paste on your tongue. Mind it!

Keep your hot chillies to yourself!

Dad is coming. I'm going!

Oh my God! I didn't light the lamp.

Dad will get shocked and run away, seeing this face!

Protect me, O' dear Lord!

I'm afraid whether I'll have to close down this school,

because of clutch-less and gear-less vehicles coming up.

You're talking as if this car has clutch and gears!

Not one, there are two

One for me,

and the other for my student.

The car keeps breaking down due to that tug of war!

Have you ever seen this car breaking down on the road, for no reason?

Have you ever seen this car running properly, for any reason?

Give the key to me.

-What if you steal the car at night? -Yeah, right!

As if it's a treasure chest!

Hail Goddess of Light!

Are you lighting the evening lamp at midnight?

Err... I got late since I was cleaning the lamp.

You always have excuses for everything!

George, I have made steamed raw jack fruit. Have some!

No, thanks.