The Horde

Getting chilly out here.

Shall we take this party inside?

Okay, Babe.

Just watch your step, all right?

That's better.

See?

Isn't this better than Vegas?

Well, I guess.

Oh, come on, sweetie.

There's no noise, no traffic.

- No smoke, no... - No room service.

I'll be your room service.

Oh, wine. Okay.

- Okay. - One for you.

Okay, okay.

Thank you.

To us.

To us.

Okay, room service.

How about some cheese and crackers

to go with this wine?

As you wish.

- Oh, God. - Here you go.

Be right back.

Come on, Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie?

Roar!

You fucking asshole.

You shoulda seen your face.

No, this is... this is you.

"Boo."

Charlie!

Charlie! No!

Charlie! Charlie! Help me, please!

Ah, bitch!

Oh, my God!

Please! Somebody help me!

No! No!

Somebody please help me!

Somebody help me.

Welcome to our woods.

Okay, guys, everyone who's going

on our extra credit trip

to the beautiful Sapphire Lake,

please stay for a few minutes.

And everybody else,

you don't know what you'll be missing.

And don't forget

that your final exam pictures are due Tuesday morning.

Okay? Have a good weekend.

Bye.

And we are left... With us.

Do I really have to go on this stupid camping trip?

No, Riley, you can fail the class,

not graduate, and take it again next year.

What if my dad buys a new photo lab for campus?

Then you're gonna have a great place

to retake the class next semester.

Oh, damn! She told you, son.

Shut up, Derrick.

It'll be a great chance

to take pics and enjoy nature.

Yeah, the only nature you'll be exploring

is each other.

We'll be leaving bright and early, guys.

So, remember to charge your camera batteries

and bring extra memory cards.

Should be nice and warm. 70's all weekend.

Perfect weather for skinny dipping.

Okay, you skinny dippers.

Don't forget to bring your clothes.

And bring some snacks too, all right?

We'll meet in the lot, and then we'll leave

at 6:00 A.M. sharp.

Any questions?

Um...

Do we get extra credit for pictures of Bigfoot?

Technically, there's never been

a picture of Bigfoot.

All been proven fakes, like Loch Ness.

Derrick, if you get a picture of Bigfoot

- I'll give you an A. - Yes.

All right, guys.

Bright and early we'll see you in the morning.

So it's 8:00 this Saturday?

Yes, Mr. Crenshaw, you are all set.

Great, and you got us a booth by the window

overlooking the water?

She loves the water.

Yes, sir. It's our best table.

Great. All right, and it's romantic, right?

Because it's a special occasion.

Oh, I'm sure she'll like it. It's very romantic.

All right. Thank you, bye.

What do you think, boy? Hmm?

You like it? Not bad, huh?

Yeah.

Selina, there's...

Something I wanted to ask you. I, uh...

Ever since we...

From the moment that I... I... Jesus.

What're you doing for the next 60 years?

How would you do it, boy, huh?

Hmm?

Yeah, you're a big help.

Could tell you 10 ways to sink a battleship,

but I can't figure out how to ask one question.

Hi, Babe.

- Hey. - How are you?

Hi, my little fuzzy bunny.

I missed you. Did you miss your mommy?

Oh, my God.

So, how's my little professor, huh?

Good, but I'm tired.

Mmm, you're tense.

Yeah. That feels really good.

Just got a lot going on with school.

I'm grading finals and doing the schedules

and planning the extra credit camping trip

this weekend for Saturday.

That's this Saturday?

- Yeah. - I thought it was next Saturday.

No, we had to move it up

because of everyone's schedules.

- Oh. - Why? What's wrong?

Nothing, I just had something planned for us.

Wait, what did you have planned?

Mmm, nothing special. It's all right.

Babe...

Why don't you come camping with us?

I hear that the lake is beautiful.

And you love the woods.

Come on, please. Don't make me beg.

- Sure, it'll be fun. - Really?

- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

I'm so excited. Thank you.

I'm gonna go take a bubble bath,

and then I'm going to thank you properly.

Can't wait.

Always have a contingency.

Everything's packed in the car except this.

- Thanks, baby. - Mm-hmm.

Okay.

- What's that? - Well, sweetie,

back in the SEALs we called this a gun.

I know it's a gun, you smartass,

- but it stays here. - Yeah.

You know how I feel about those things.

Yeah, I know, but I kinda like to have it with me.

My little SEAL.

- You're always prepared. - That's the Boy Scouts.

Okay, we're going on

a photography camping trip.

We're not taking out ISIS.

You left the SEALs a long time ago,

and all those dangerous missions.

You're not that guy anymore.

Okay.

Okay.

Is my knife okay? Can I bring that?

- Hmm? - Yes, you can bring your knife.

I may need you to whittle me a marshmallow stick.

I'll give you marshmallow stick.

Come here.

God, I love you.

I love you too.

And thank you for coming with us.

It really means a lot.

- It'll be fun. - Yeah.

Come on, let's go.

Okay.

- Thanks for driving, John. - No problem.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Mr. Crenshaw.

Not sure my pimp-mobile would've made it.

Yes, thank you, Mr. Crenshaw.

Hey, did you guys all know that Sapphire Lake

is one of the oldest lakes in the state?

And in the early 1900s,

they built these small mining towns in the area.

Really? Oh, Slugbug Red!

Oh, uh...

How you two doing back there?

Got enough room?

We're great, thanks.

It's cozy.

How much longer?

About three more hours.

Hey, Mr. Crenshaw, I think you might need

to clean that backseat.

I think I'll be okay. Guys, call me John.

Okay, John.

How about you, Riley?

You ready to get out there and get some, uh,

really cool nature shots?

No, I'm not.

I just signed up for this stupid class

because I needed three more credits to graduate

and I thought it would be easy.

Now I'm stuck here with all of you.