Alice Júnior

WOMEN WITH DICK, MEN WITH VAGINA.

RECIFE - BOA VIAGEM BEACH NORTHEAST OF BRAZIL

We'll see on the way.

What's the best beach to stay.

There's a right time to drink.

A beer before lunch is good to think better.

I walk where I want.

You're twisting better girl.

On the beach where the sea touches the dance just started.

And she is...

Hi I'm Alice Junior.

Hey folks, I'm Alice Junior.

Hey folks, I'm Alice Junior.

The incomparable girl!

For those of you who don't know me yet, I ask: Where on earth have you been?

Ring any bells?

No.

I'll refresh your memory.

I was one of the finalists of the last “Next Teen Top Model”.

How cool!

I didn't get to win the prize

but it was cool to be in the finals.

Look at her!

Finally!

As promised, I'll be here with you every Tuesday on this channel.

MARVELOUS

POWERFUL

DIVINE

Alice Junior

Answering these troubling doubts.

May it rain letters.

Just kidding! There are no letters. It's all through my twitter @alicejroficial.

Just go there and ask your question.

This question was sent by @ Gustrava .

Trava, trava, trava, trava!

It was @Gustrava, loved the name.

“Alice, on your show you revealed you've never been kissed.”

“Now that you're famous, is it raining boys in your inbox?”

T-lovers are everywhere. They're pouring down. It's just hard avoiding them.

Mrs... Mrs…

As for the kiss, there's a cute new boy at school

who asked me out to see the new Star Wars.

Who knows, right? Pierre, I've been wanting you for a while.

You attract me, I'm all yours.

Next question: “Alice, I'm 14 and I realized I was a trans person”

when I saw you in the Next Teen Top Model.”

“Thanks for inspiring me. I chose to call myself Marcela. What do you think?”

- It's beautiful Marcela, when I… - Alice!

Dad, I'm recording.

I need to talk to you.

Ok, go ahead, I'll edit later.

Ok. Can I sit here?

Do you remember I told you about an exotic fruit they found down South?

You know I'm a bit absent when you talk about work.

You attract me, I'm all yours.

- Are you recording? - I'll edit later.

Anyway, Oxygen was thinking of me to study it for its new winter's perfume.

- And you got the job? - Yes.

Congrats, dad!

Now I can get a new computer.

Make a little heart to the camera for the video.

The problem is that Oxygen expects that the

fragrance be revealed in its natural habitat.

Natural habitat.

Hum... hmmm.

Be specific. What do you want me to do?

That you pack your bags. We're moving.

Heeeeeeeeeelp!!!

This place doesn't even have 50 thousand people.

Good. What I really need is peace to work.

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Rhinoceros. Excuse me.

Not even 50 thousand people, Rhinoceros. It's like an illuminated village.

And the forecast for this week…

Is a maximum of…

59°F!

Huh?

No friends, no career, no kissing,

no Pierre, and to make it worse, no phone signal.

It's just a small change for a few months. It won't hurt you a bit.

ARAUCARIAS DO SUL - SOUTH OF BRAZIL - A small change?! I call this a kidnapping!

Did you have any difficulties to reach paradise?

We got a bit lost.

That happens… soon you'll get used to the town.

Araucarias do Sul is small, but it's first rate.

Put in second gear, and you're out of here.

Pleasure to meet you Mr. Jean.

When Oxygen contacted the agency, we knew we'd be dealing with sophisticated clients.

I did everything to personally come here to welcome you.

- Give me Rhinoceros. - And this boy is your son?

No, it's a girl.

Sorry, it's really a boy.

These days they love to be androgynous.

Shall we visit the house?

This house gets the sunlight on both sides.

The old owners did this to get as much sunlight as possible.

They were as we say… sustainability.

The couple that lived here before were very successful in cinema.

But they had to leave town… they were gays.

Not that I'm against it.

I'm a straight dammit.

- You said there was a basement. - Yes. This way please.

URGH

This is where they would make their movies.

It's perfect.

Here are your keys, and my card with my phone number.

If you need anything, just call me.

I hope your stay in Araucarias do Sul will be fruitful.

You'll see, this house will do lots of good to your son.

My daughter!

It's very calm, well isolated.

I don't intend to isolate her, thank you.

Get out of the dumps. Travesti don't give up girl.

Don't force me bitch. You have no idea of the situation I'm in.

Stop it. You're whining on a full stomach.

That's because you're not the one dragged out here

- in the asshole of the world by your dad. - I see you got the devil in you girl.

And when you're like that, you know, girl, Sashay Away.

Kisses! I love you.

My crush…

THIS IS TO REMIND YOU HOW AMAZING DAD JEAN IS!

Alice.

- I have a surprise for you. - What is it?

This.

I've spoken to your endocrinologist. You can start the treatment.

Come here, dad.

- Sorry, daddy. - Speaking to me again?

I miss you.

Today was the day Pierre was taking me to the movies.

It should be the day of my first kiss.

Dad, I'm serious.

Here we go.

You're marvelous, my girl.

You'll soon be surrounded by new friends.

About that, what's the school like here?

Oh, hum, hum…

Jean Genet, don't pretend you didn't hear me.

It's a catholic school,

No, dad. Seriously?

- Of The Sacred Heart... - You're joking?

- Of Our Lady... - No!

- Of Redemption. - Dad!

- It's the best there is, my dear. - Hory shet!

Alice! Swearing at the table, no!

And it's “holy shit”.

Tomorrow's the day of fighting lions, I must be ready!

Alice. I'm not calling you again.

The car's on wasting gas.

Relax, damn it!

This is a story of a girl who liked to dance.

Everyone was amazed at her way of breaking.

Algerian, wee, northeastern, mind-blowing.

Snazzy makeup, brightness of cut.

Look at this girl, honey.

You're beautiful, my dear. A pearl.

Thank you.

But, are you sure?

Since I'm going to catch their attention anyway

at least like this I'll have some fun.

Oh...

I was almost forgetting.

Excuse me, baby.

Hmm...

THE SACRED HEART OF OUR LADY OF REDEMPTION SCHOOL

Fuck!

Alice... go easy.

I've arrived.

I've arrived putting the house down. Ready to whip my hair.

Screw it. It can blow up for all I care.

'Cause nobody is ruining my day.

Warn them, tell them.

That I've arrived.

I've arrived putting the house down. Ready to whip my hair.

Screw it. It can blow up for all I care.

' Cause nobody is ruining my day.

Warn them, tell them.

That I've arrived like a sickening hurricane.

I've arrived fierce as fuck.

Look at me, turn the lights off and turn up the sound.

The jealous bitches freak out.

Crusty cunts conspire.

To make others envious, I am good.

What's your name?

Alice Junior.

I don't know what place you came out of,

but here in Araucarias do Sul, students don't come to school dressed like clowns.

Agenor, go to the stockroom and get a male uniform for this boy.

Boy?!

What did you expect...

Jean Genet Junior?

Here.

Next class folks, the African Diaspora.

Excuse me, teacher.

Faggots go to the back.

Who hasn't read about the subject yet, read page 32.

Read! Not search on the Internet.

Oh...

Again, Guilherme... Get out!

- But teacher, it was he... - I said out!

Straight to the principal's office.

Tell her I'm the one who sent you as a gift.