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Dear friends...
For the sixth sense program on FM Radio from SJ college...
...your Maya in conversation with Dr.Mathrubootham
Doctor, in sex...
Ask him like that Maya
This question is from Jyothikapriyan from Perambalur
Sometimes males get it earlier sometimes females get it earlier
For that couples shouldn't go for extra marital affairs
Why're you ogling alone at this hour?
I'm a student of SJ college Tomorrow I've to attend an important Viva
That's why, I'm going now
Okay, travel carefully
Open the door
Thank you sir
Make it fast
Okay, you advise to follow it strictly...Fine
Sir, these girls are carefree girls
Next question is, why is one scared?
Few are scared of their wives
Few are scared of their wives even in dreams
Few are scared of darkness, few are scared of tamarind tree
Few are scared of loneliness, children who're brought up with constant...
Do I need all this crap now?
'Come my village belle fall into my trap'
'Young maiden is exciting fun'
'Young man is coming to enjoy the fun'
'You're the one who charmed me'
Oh my God! I've run out of petrol
My sweet heart! Please manage to reach a petrol station, please...
How many litres?
Fill it up for Rs 500
Bloody savage! I think he'll bath only when it rains
Manager is calling you inside
Why?
It's seems Rs 500 note, you gave is counterfeit
I got it from a bank
He's calling you
Stop
Stop
Don't rush
Hey girl! There's someone hiding in your vehicle
'Introducing Vikramaditya'
'Gayathri Raguram'
'Sherin'
'Vivek'
- Hi girls! Are you ready? - Yes, we're ready, uncle
Vow...Small...Big...Crooked
Super...Super...
You wore it on ear, nose, hand and leg
Have you started sporting it on your navel too?
Latest fashion, uncle
My foot! They made omelette and played top on navel
Now they're sporting rings also on navel
Jeeva is going to write a cover story on this for our college journal
Your answer his questions unabashedly I needn't tell you all this
Jeeva
Hi girls! Uncle, come this side
A few curves for our college magazine
I want to see smiling faces
That's it Lovely! Superb!
- Smile please - Wait uncle
- Ring must appear prominently - That's nice
That's it
- Why on navel? - To underline our beauty
Will you follow any American fashion blindly?
No...no...our fashion is being followed in America
Very good...Very good
Any objections from your parents for this style?
Hey! Take a photo of my navel also and have it published
Oh my God! No...no... Don't allow uncle
Hey, I'm Mr.Upright
- Sunday is longer than Monday - What're you saying?
Dear, she says your bra is seen
- Do you need it boy - They're scolding for telling truth
Dear friends
For the Sixth Sense program on FM Radio from SJ college...
...your Maya in conversation with Dr Mathrubootham
- Greetings doctor - Greetings
We're discussing about psychological problems in this program
In this program,
From sex problem to sadism, we're answering listener's questions
Today's first question is from Ariyalur Atma about ghosts
Wait...wait...the question is asked by Atma (soul)
The question is read by Maya (illusion) and the reply is given by Bhootham(Ghost)
Topic is ghost, its a deadly combination
If people die with unfulfilled desires, they become ghosts
Is it true? That's his question
Each religion has its own belief about ghosts
If you ask 'Mediums' they'll say it exists
But, it hasn't been proved scientifically
What's the next question?
Surprising, doctor is answering questions other than about sex
Doctor, can't it be their imagination about fear & other things?
- You say it as imagination - Yes doctor
- How can we believe till we see it? - That's also right
What I believe is...
The vapour coming out from hot coffee is what I believe
- We'll done Maya - Hi sir
You spoke without fear Clear thoughts
In country of superstitions...
...programs like Sixth Sense are bringing social awareness
Everything is your idea sir
Sir, we've got a letter about re-birth I want to discuss about it with you
Re-birth!
There're many references about it in our folk tales
I'll have few books ready for you Come later and collect it
- Okay - Okay sir
- All the best - Thank you sir
Why hasn't Sweta turned up yet?
We've an important viva, has she forgotten it?
She comes only to ogle You're just...
No, there's something wrong She didn't call me on phone also
The way you love Jeeva, one-sided... I too love Sweta
Hey Mr.Upright! Jeeva is my man Watch, I'll make him fall for me
Buddy, don't you've any idea about finishing your arrears papers?
Look, Auto Saga is coming
Hey Arumugam, you've arrears papers only
Look, he's completing his arrears by plying an auto
His way of showing signal stands out
Buddy, who's he? Our college's favourite alumni
You're an also ran
Hi...Hi...Hi...
What can I do?
He manages to have ripe fruits as well as unripe fruits also
- He's jealousy - He has overtaken Avvaiyar also
We've reached Please get down
Okay
We were scared all our journey Why do you drive like this?
You don't worry about my driving
Keep yourselves safe from anyone taking you to a drive
- Wait, I'll take you to task - Really?
- Look at his face - I have no objection
Look at his desire
Okay girls I'll meet you later
You come back to pick us up
Look dear, you must have a practical out look towards everything
- Got it? - Okay doctor
- Doctor you? - Who's that?
How are you doctor?
If you had come little closer on the left side I should be dead by now
If my vehicle had brakes, wouldn't I've applied it?
You speak brilliantly
Not any better than you, doctor
You're replying by singing to any question from 6 year old to 60 year old
What's that technique?
- That's, what we learn is just a handful - You too doctor?
Allow me to finish
What we haven't learnt is the size of this world
- I've a small problem - Come on, tell me
I've starting trouble, doctor
You don't appear like that
Appearances are deceptive I know the problem that's inside
That too I move around with people
How can I go around with it? What's the remedy for it doctor?
Mind is the reason for everything
To keep it healthy & good Practice Yoga
Practice Pranayama
Do meditation
Come to me, I'll give you relaxation cassette
With that eat rich food like almonds & pistachios
I'm not able to understand you
If my auto is having starting trouble
Why should I follow your advice?
For your auto? I thought it was for you
I would've spent some time crying by watching some soap opera on TV
Doctor, why're you getting tensed up for trivial things?
What else? A fool is making a phone call every mid-night & disturbing me
What is he asking you?
What is he asking me? He's asking if I'm Das or Labak Das?
Of late, my wife has also started calling me as Labak Das
Happy Birthday to you
Okay...okay...I've got it
So sweet! Thank you canteen uncle
I've got it...Thank you Thank you
That's it
Our Mr Powerhouse, a scholar, a great casanova
Our college magazine's editor, Jeeva
- Will stammer - Stagger
And will struggle now like a fish out of water
College queen!
Queen of excitement
Tennis captain Fan of Tendulkar
- She'll stammer now - She'll stagger now
She'll struggle like a new bird just out of the egg shell
Shut up, girls
"Something has brought a change in me I've started to bumble"
"Something has brought a change in me I've started to bumble"
"Your smile is as flashy as hundreds of lightening"
"Wherever my blood flows in my body its violent because of you"
"Something has brought a change in me I've started to bumble"
You're sensational Anjali! Amazing!
- Uncle, add it to my account - Okay...okay...
Jeeva, after going around with you my dreams are about navels only
Enjoy uncle
Connected! Now the bulb will glow
One, two, three, four...
"Oh! Whistling beauty"
"Mercurial beauty"
"Are your eyes love top that's spinning me?"
"Oh! Whistling beauty"
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