Superjail!

Time, weather, and...

Oh.

Whew!

Ugh.

Hmm.

Aah!

# Oh, life on the outside ain't what it used to be #

# You know, the world's gone crazy #

# And it ain't safe on the street #

# Oh, we're losing track #

# And I know there's only one place to go #

# I'm coming home #

# Whoa, yeah #

# I'm coming home #

Aah!

Unbelievable.

Horrible.

What a man... I mean, monster.

His first day in Superjail,

and he's got them all terrified!

What's he in for?

Where do I start?!

The things he's done are beyond obscene!

I'll show him obscene.

He lives alone in an old farmhouse

that was next to a graveyard.

He spent his time digging up cadavers

and making grotesque homeware

like lamps and furniture out of human body parts.

Ooh, the creative type.

Why do they show him so much fear and respect and not me?

I need to understand what makes this lunatic tick!

They say you don't truly understand someone

until you walk a mile in their shoes.

He made his out of the skin of a school teacher from Tacoma.

Jared, I could make sweet,

sweet love to your big, bald head.

That's a fantastic idea!

We'll send a staff member undercover to probe his mind.

Just give me five minutes with that psycho.

He'll tell you everything you want to know.

No, this is no job for a lady, Alice.

Jared, meet your new roommate.

No fair.

I want to go.

Yeah, let Alice go!

Stop being selfish, Jared.

Alice is trying to help you develop

some self-esteem and leadership qualities.

This is bull

Nuh-unh-unh.

Aaaah!

She'll get over it.

Sir, you can't lock me up with that animal!

Are you sure he's gonna look like a psychopath?

Ah, see for yourself.

Hideous.

Let's go, Jared.

Remember, you only have 48 hours

until he turns back into ugly Jared!

He's all yours.

Now, let's go, people.

And make it look real, okay?

Who are they yelling at?

You, fish!

Ow! Why...

Come on, Jailbot.

The Warden said make it look real.

Aaah!

You ruined my chance with the new guy.

I hope he makes your head into a throw pillow.

Look at the bright side.

At least you're gonna get laid tonight.

Later, dead man.

Mama bird to baby bird,

are you ready to leave the nest?

Over.

Sir, please, I'm begging you!

You're doing great, buddy.

Look, the second anything goes wrong, just say the safe word.

Jailbot will pull you right out of there, okay?

Over.

What's the safe word?

"Baby make wee-wee."

Over.

"Baby make wee-wee" isn't a word, sir.

Fine, a safe phrase, okay?

Now, get into character!

Baby make wee-wee!

Baby make wee-wee!

Baby make wee-wee!

Baby make wee-wee!

I achieved the kill screen again.

Boring again.

Time for a new game.

Ah, Alice, just in time.

I'm about to turn on Jared's moustache cam.

Oh, it's you.

Where's Alice?

Pbht. Women.

Oh! Ah!

Phew.

Aaah!

He's dead!

Jared, what the hell, man?

I don't know what happened!

You killed him.

That's what happened.

I'm sorry, sir, but, please, get me out of here!

Not so fast.

I think you should stay in that cell for a while

till you've learned your lesson

or until I need someone

to completely screw something else up!

No, sir, please!

Someone's coming!

Holy The new guy killed him!

In his own cell.

Man, that's cold.

No, no.

I didn't.

He slipped!

Hey, hey, friend.