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"SHELTER ME"

WHAT STARTED AS A TROPICAL DEPRESSION

SEVERAL DAYS AGO, OFF THE HAWAIIAN ISLAND,

HAS FINALLY REACHED THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA.

THE STORM CAME ASHORE JUST NORTH OF SAN CLEMENTE,

AND HAS BEACH COMMUNITIES IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY

PREPARING FOR WHAT COULD BE

THE WORST WE'VE SEEN IN EIGHT YEARS.

THESE PICTURES ARE A GRAPHIC REMINDER

OF THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DAMAGE DONE

WHEN THAT STORM CAUGHT THE SOUTHLAND OFF-GUARD.

THIS TIME, AUTHORITIES ARE BUSY EVACUATING PEOPLE

FROM HERMOSA BEACH ALL THE WAY NORTH TO MALIBU.

HI.

WHO WAS THAT ON THE PHONE?

MY MOTHER.

SHE HAS ANOTHER PROSPECTIVE CLIENT FOR ME TO MEET

WHEN WE GO UP NEXT WEEK.

ANYTHING INTERESTING?

A FRIEND OF HERS WANTS ME TO DRAW UP A NEW WILL,

SOMETHING ABOUT CUTTING OUT HIS WIFE.

WHY'S HE WANT TO DO THAT?

HE CLAIMS SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM

BY COOKING WITH TOO MUCH SALT.

THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE BAD. WE'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT.

YOU KNOW, WE COULD GO SOMEPLACE ELSE,

AND SEE YOUR PARENTS ANOTHER TIME.

GINA. LET'S NOT HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN.

MY MOTHER ALREADY KNOWS WE WENT TO NEW YORK LAST SPRING

TO SEE YOUR FOLKS.

SO?

SHE KEEPS A LITTLE SCORECARD ON HER REFRIGERATOR.

IF WE GO TO SEE YOUR PARENTS MORE THAN MY PARENTS,

SHE'LL HIT ME WITH THAT FAVORITISM THING.

AND I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.

THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A HUNDRED TIMES.

WE'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO.

JUST ONCE, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING

THAT WAS NOT PLANNED OUT.

DO SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS!

YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS?

YEAH!

WATCH THIS.

GARNER TO BAYWATCH. COME IN.

GO AHEAD, GARNER.

I HOPE YOU'RE SNUG AS A BUG DOWN THERE.

YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL BE OUT THERE SHORTLY.

HOW'S THE EVACUATION GOING?

WE'RE TAKING SOME OF THE HOMELESS,

AND EVERYBODY ELSE WITH NO PLACE TO GO, DOWN TO THE SHELTERS.

I'VE GOT A NICE HOT CUP OF COFFEE

WAITING FOR YOU HERE.

WONDERFUL.

I'M GONNA CHECK UNDER THE PIER AND I'LL BE IN.

OH, AND GARNER? TRY AND KEEP YOUR FEET DRY.

I WOULDN'T WANT YOU CATCHING A COLD.

YES, MOM.

YOU GUYS TAKE OFF.

IF I FIND ANYBODY ELSE,

I'LL TAKE THEM TO LIFEGUARD HEADQUARTERS.

OKAY, RIGHT.

HELLO!

ANYBODY DOWN HERE? WE GOT A STORM COMING IN.

IT'S A COP.

COME ON NOW, I'M JUST GONNA GET YOU OUTTA THE BAD WEATHER.

HEY! COME ON OUT!

OH, NO! YOU, JERK!

YOU HAD TO GO AND KILL A COP?

WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? HE RECOGNIZED US.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR BUMS.

NO. UH-UH.

I SAW THE LOOK IN HIS EYES. HE RECOGNIZED US.

EVERY COP IN THIS CITY'S LOOKING FOR US.

MAYBE HE'LL WASH ASHORE IN HAWAII SOMEDAY.

I AM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL. NOT AGAIN.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

NO, CONSUELO.

NOT THE PIG FARMER.

HE'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.

HELLO?

MR. DIETZ?

YO.

MITCH BUCANNON.

LISTEN, IS MY ROOF GONNA BE ALRIGHT IN THIS STORM?

WHAT ROOF?

I'M SORRY. I'M KIDDING.

AS LONG AS WE GET IT DOWN BEFORE THE RAIN HITS,

YOU DON'T GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

GREAT. AH...

WILL YOU CALL ME IF THERE'S A PROBLEM?

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

ALRIGHT. I GOTTA GO.

AND SLIGHTLY SMALLER WAVES

UP FROM SANTA MONICA AND WILL ROGERS BEACH.

BUT CHECKING ZUMA AND BROAD BEACH,

SURF IS EXPECTED TO BE IN THE FOUR TO SIX FOOT RANGE.

SO WAX DOWN YOUR STICKS AND PACK UP YOUR WOODIES.

THIS IS CAPTAIN DON THORPE...

THIS IS CAPTAIN DON THORPE SPEAKING FOR THE KBLA'S...

SURF REPORT.

OH... SORRY, SIR.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SNEAK UP ON YOU LIKE THAT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE STILL HERE.

I WAS JUST ON MY WAY OUT.

ALL RIGHT. HOW WAS IT?

SUPER! GREAT. I MEAN...

WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU DOING?

I'M PRACTICING FOR AN AUDITION

I HAVE TO TAKE AT KBLA.

THEY CALLED DOWN HERE TO SEE IF ANYBODY WAS INTERESTED

IN TRYING OUT FOR A NEW RADIO SPOT THEY ARE DOING

WITH THE DAILY SURF CONDITIONS.

YOU'LL BE A HARD MAN TO BEAT.

I FIGURE WITH MY QUALIFICATIONS,

AND INCREDIBLE CHARISMA,

I MIGHT HAVE A PRETTY GOOD SHOT.

WHY NOT? WISH ME LUCK.

LUCK.

-HELLO, CRAIG. -HEY.

WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?

WHERE YOU GOING?

I'M GONNA TAKE A FINAL PATROL. MAKE SURE THE BEACHES ARE EMPTY.

I'LL NAVIGATE.

OKAY.

ALL UNITS...

YOU WANNA TELL ME ABOUT IT?

TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT?

OKAY.

GINA THINKS EVERYTHING I DO HAS TO BE PERFECTLY LAID OUT.

SHE THINKS I'M NOT CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING SPONTANEOUSLY.

YOU'RE NOT.

OH, COME ON.

REALLY?

CRAIG, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

IT'S JUST THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE A DEEP SEEDED,

PSYCHOLOGICAL NEED TO ALWAYS BE IN CONTROL.

YOU FUNCTION BETTER WHEN YOU HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT.

HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING DONAHUE, OR SOMETHING?

YOU ALWAYS TAKE SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOMS ON YOUR PIZZA,

YOU ALWAYS LEAVE DODGER GAMES AFTER ONE OUT IN THE EIGHTH,

YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT EVERY THREE WEEKS,

AND I BET YOU LAY YOUR CLOTHES OUT

EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.

HA! I DON'T LAY MY CLOTHES OUT BEFORE I GO TO BED!

EVERY NIGHT.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

SO YOU'RE PREDICTABLE.

COME ON. LET'S CHECK THE RESTROOMS.

ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS GOT HERE.

YOU DIDN'T THINK WE'D REST UNTIL WE FOUND YOU, HENRY?

YOU BOYS ARE TOO GOOD TO ME.

I HOPE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO EAT BACK THERE.

YEAH. COME ON, HENRY.

HEY, YOU CAN WAIT THE STORM OUT AT HEADQUARTERS.

WE'LL BE ALRIGHT.

THIS PLACE FLOODS. YOU'LL HAVE TO COME WITH US.

COME ON. THESE BOYS WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF US.

THANKS. WE APPRECIATE IT.

ARE YOU NUTS? WE CAN'T GO WITH THEM!

THEY'RE A COUPLE OF LIFEGUARDS.

WHAT CAN THEY DO?

LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

WE GOT IT.

THANKS.

THIS IS KIND OF A NEAT IDEA.

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A HURRICANE PARTY.

WELL I KNOW THIS ISN'T OFFICIALLY A HURRICANE,