Teenage Bounty Hunters

... what was weird is the storage unit.

Besides adults have storage units.

They store things,

like beach chairs.

And maybe she was getting out those stacks of cash for the gardener.

And the gun.

Yeah!

Hey, next time I get stuck in a loop like that,

you have my full permission to slap me.

Sterling.

- Sterling! - Slap you. Got it.

Señorita Carolina?

Señorita Carolina.

Since you're in such a talkative mood,

come up and help me with this exercise.

Sorry.

Students, in preparation for your upcoming oral exam,

let's work on your conversational Spanish.

Who'd like to converse with Carolina?

Carlos, come chat with your girlfriend.

Señora O'Reilly,

we...

my and Carolina...

we to break.

We broke.

Uh...

We... no more love.

Now... not together.

Oh no! What happened?

Maybe it was his difficult mother

and her obsession with protecting the family's sapphire business.

What?

What?

Keep going. I'm noodling on an idea for a telenovela.

Hello, Carlos. You look nice today.

How was your evening?

Hi, Carolina.

I had in a good day... Night.

To...

I played guitar with my friends.

Uh... Music.

I am work. Worked?

Working. I am working on a new song.

Uh... That's great.

I hope I can hear your song.

What is it called?

The song name is "Cozy Couch of You."

What happened in your night?

Uh...

Chloe has worms.

The pretty girl has many, many worms.

- - I'm sorry.

It's okay. That flow state

is where the real learning happens.

These skills will elevate you from basic

to telenovela.

Please take one and pass along.

Hi. I didn't know you were right in front of me.

All year.

It's my assigned seat.

I'll help her.

That dummy and her clumsy claw hands.

Ooh, don't worry.

I have gym next period.

I'll break into her locker and spit on her mouth guard.

Hey.

Hi. Sorry about the paper skurfuffle back there.

Whatever.

Paper. Paper happens.

Yeah, to the blight of most rainforests.

Hey, we should talk. Don't you think?

- About what? - About us and what happened.

Something happened?

You thought that was nothing?

No.

Um... I'll come over after school today?

My mom went for a visitation with my dad this morning,

so she'll be going from pickling vegetables

to screaming at the wedding album for the rest of the day.

How is your dad?

Do you really care?

No. I mean, not about your dad.

I barely know the man.

I was more asking about how it was affecting you.

Like, do you talk to him?

I don't accept his calls

and I use his letters to line Sergeant Bilko's litter box.

Okay. Well, we can't do it at my house

because Blair's wonder twin powers

have been activated and are on high alert.

So we need to be on neutral, undetectable ground.

What about the Fun Zone?

Just two kids out for an Icee and a game of Dance Dance Revolution.

- I would never. - Street Fighter II?

Skee-ball?

I suppose the clacking of wooden balls

is somewhat satisfying.

Okay. See you there.

Okay, guard the crease! Protect the crease!

Yes, guard the crease, sweetheart!

You don't even know what the crease is.

Of course I do. It's the circle around the goal.

Yeah, yeah. See? I'm not so sports illiterate, huh?

Hey y'all!

Oh, my goodness. Hey!

What are y'all doing here?

We're just watching the golf tryouts.

Gotta, you know, keep our eye on the stats

for when Luke snaps out of it and gets back on the team.

Well, we don't even know if he wants to play anymore so, you know...

Well, have you asked him?

No, have you? Hmm.

- It's good to see you, Bud. - Yeah, Anderson, it is.

Yeah, we've really missed y'all.

They're always so great together,

- aren't they, hon? - Mm-hm.

Yeah. What's your antidepressant? Maybe I should switch.

No. No magic pill here,

just good old-fashioned communication.

- Right, honey? - Yeah.

Well, we would love to have y'all over for dinner soon.

I really miss our double dates.

Oh, we'd love to.

How about tomorrow night?

Sure. Like, in between...

- I'm not finished... - Good. That's great.

Maybe it's for our college fund

and she mistrusts banks?

Hey!

You said you'd wait for me so we could eat together.

Yeah, well, you're a little unreliable.

See, if I waited on you to eat

or stop talking about your mom,

I'd probably starve. To death.

- -

Be more nice.

Be more reliable. Focus on us.

You're right.

My metalworks teacher has someone coming from MODA tomorrow,

I guess they have some kind of ongoing installation at the Museum,

and Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it.

Hey, that's all kinds of amazing!

Mm-hm.

- What shirt are you wearing? - Oh, this one.

Is it new?

No.

Okay, well, I don't think I've ever seen it before.

I can't imagine what it feels like or smells like.

Yeah, well, you'd know if you weren't so damn busy.

You've worked every night this week.

That yogurt gig is seriously sidelinin' my game.

I promise that I will make it up to you tomorrow night.

It's going to be so great.

Probably the greatest date of all time,

if I had to guess.

Just promise you won't flake.

I swear on Sterling's grave.

But she's still alive.

Yeah, but she's, like, the purest person that I know,

so it holds a lot of weight even in the abstract.

I gotta go.

Hey, wear that shirt tomorrow

and don't wash it before, so it has double your smell.

All right, well, it works for me.

Bye, Blair Bear.

Bye, Miles Miles.

- -

Did you... tell anyone?

Blair thinks I'm helping Josie Wentz with her anatomy homework.

Which I did, for ten painful minutes.

She writes her letters from the bottom up.

She also crosses her sevens like an "F".

That girl will be lucky to get into Alabama.

I don't think we should even joke about something like that.

I meant, though...

did you tell anyone... about us?

That we're...

gay?

We are?

I am.

How do you know, um, like, for sure?

In second grade, Adele Meisner told me she was moving to Arizona.

I ugly cried and swore that I was

going to run away from home and track her down.

Then her mom called my mom

because Adele felt...

threatened.

I was pretty intense back then.

Yeah, I mean, you're super chill now, so...

I...

But I get it. You were sad your friend was leaving.

There have been a lot of Adeles over the years.

I crush hard on girls...

and only girls.

It's a fait accompli.