Manal Kayiru 2 (மணல் கயிறு 2)

Kittumani, you listed out some 8 conditions?

Let me listen to them Tell me one by one

Condition # 01

Education

- I am a graduate - 'I know'

So the bride should have studied less than me

I can easily find a girl who has passed school final

The girl I marry shouldn't be B.Sc or S.S.L.C

She should dropped out in 1st year or 2nd year of B.Sc

Condition # 02

Crime rate has risen in Madras now

That's increased in all cities

At night the thieves strip the tiles off the roof

During the day they tip and steal votes

You are referring to politics

I am speaking the truth

- Politics and truth are poles apart - True that

In Madras robbers break in even during the day

So when I am at work incase a thief breaks in...

...my wife should be brave enough to combat him

Condition # 03

Thangappan and I are as close as skin and nail

Till now we haven't got whitlow!

Thangappan eats meat I am a pure vegetarian

My wife should also know to cook meat

That means she should know to cook dog, cat, snake, the whole works!

Condition # 04

I should think the bride looks beautiful

But others should not share my opinion

Wait, this is going above my head

This condition of yours doesn't make sense to me

He means no one else should have fallen in love with her before the wedding

Lunatic!

Your condition, right? You senseless fellow!

What if she didn't know someone had flipped for her?

If I get to know that before the wedding...

...I'll cancel the wedding

What if you get to know later?

I'll divorce her

Condition # 05

You know I know to play the drum

She should also know to play the drum, huh?

All she needs to know is read the word 'drum'

- But - What next?

She should know to dance when I play the 'mridangam'

Condition # 06

Whatever troubles we may face she should not get fluttered and cry

Even if she is chopping onions!

Condition # 07

She should know my secrets

I should be privy to her secrets

But she should not reveal our secrets to the outside world

Condition # 08

In case I die after we are married...

...she should remarry

She should not suffer even after I die

Very good, my boy

This is my most favorite condition!

You're like a carefree skylark flying with your wings spread wide

I have to now bring you down to the gutter of wedlock

I'll lock you, my boy I'll shackle you

"O Shiva! Embodied manifestation of the cosmic vibration"

"You are the abode of the Vedas divine Lord of all life forms sublime"

'Conditions 1 to 8'

I thought of you almost like my own father

You fooled me

Whenever I see you, I can only think of how you deceived me

How can I face you?

Please if you don't mind

...leave this place, sir

Kittumani...my dear boy?

I've packed my suitcase

I've also decided to go home

All I want is for you and Uma to be happy behind that closed door

You've both bonded well

But I'm standing out now I'm not bothered about that

But let me tell you this

In those days when the elders went to fix a bride...

...they asked nonsensical questions like 'can she sing' or 'can she dance'?

...nowadays youngsters like you lay it down as conditions

If a girl can get married only if I trick a boy who lays down silly conditions...

...I don't regret being the villain of the piece

Neither do I feel sad or ashamed

I am proud of myself, my dear boy

I'm leaving now

Uncle...?

Uma?

Uncle

He doesn't know I am here

I came through the backyard

Are you going to your village?

Go and come back safe and sound

Listen, dear, you shouldn't have come without telling Kittumani

He'll get mad at you

You are responsible for this bond where he can yell at me, uncle!

Uncle, if I am wearing this today as a symbol of being his wife...

...you are the sole reason

Whoever forgets this fact...

...I just can't forget it

I'll take leave, uncle

Somehow I'll make him see reason

Godspeed, uncle

- Is she your daughter? - Yes, sir

- Vow, huh? - Yes

- To get a good husband - Yes, sir

Greetings, I am Naradar Naidu from Uthiramerur

His journey continues...!

'Wedding Noose Conditions apply'

Omambuli, bloody buffalo! Stop the car

Stop...reverse

Buffalo, you still haven't learnt to reverse

Naradar Naidu!

I'll take revenge on you

Start the car, I need to buy 2 more blades

Hey! What?

I'll deal with it

Thief...thief...!

He snatched my chain Can someone nab him?

Must be worth 5 sovereigns!

Good hunt today

You can escape from anyone

But not from 'Vandu mark lungi'

Give me the chain

- Here's your chain - Thanks a lot, sir

Machan, we'll freeze it right here

'Vandu mark lungi'

Drape it, feel happy If you don't, feel happier!

'Good morning viewers'

'It is said, marriages are made in Heaven'

We have with us today Mr Naradar Naidu who matches groom and bride to perfection

- Welcome, sir - Happy to be here

You started match making as an individual venture

You've conducted around 10,000 marriages so far

What do you think of this achievement?

I didn't do it to create a record

I'm doing it as my duty

It isn't important how many marriages I conduct

How many of them lead a happy life hand and glove, hand in glove...

...is what counts

Sir, how do you define marriage?

When you go in and come out of sanctum sanctorum of a temple...

...an ounce of ordinary water

...is considered holy water

Ordinary ash...

...becomes sacred ash

Rice becomes heavenly food

In the same way...

...when you enter the sanctum sanctorum of marriage

...a person becomes complete

Fantastic explanation!

To today's younger generation...

...and to some couples

...we asked them their 'take' on marriage

We've shot a small clipping Would you like to see?

'Sure'

Marriage is a turning point in a person's life

The groom should be in the US

Should work in IT

After we're married should leave for the US

To fall in love and get married is ideal

Whatever hurdles or opposition, I'll fall in love and get married

Aiyaiyo! Will this be telecast?

I've been drinking from the day I got married

I owned a paper company

But today if I'm a rag picker...

...it's because of my marriage!

Marriage is when 2 souls share their gladness and sadness lifelong

What's your opinion about this video?

Are you married?

Yes, sir

Married, huh?

I can't see your sacred thread

Sir, it is in my hand bag

I removed it for this shooting

I'll wear it once this interview is over

When you sleep at night?

I'll hang it on a nail

Women like you nowadays have clarity of vision

Hold this thread

Pull it...pull it

Stretch

Did you see that?

It represents a family

If you pull on one side...

...and if I pull on the other side

...it will snap

Now pull this

When you pull, I'll let go

And when I pull, you let go

Pull

Pull

Harder

I'll pull, you come forward

You pull, I'll come forward

If you adjust and live...

...yours will be a happy family

Among all the weddings you've conducted...

...which is the most unforgettable marriage?

In Pallavaram...

...there is a man named Kittumani