Better Late Than Never

Europe. Birthplace of Western civilization

and a world of unparalleled culture and sophistication.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! - All right.

They're back.

Oh, no! Oh...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Four living legends...

- William Shatner. - Hey.

Saddle up again.

Give my best to my family!

For a European adventure

they'll never forget.

- Whoo! - Oh, no!

Starring TV superstar...

You I can't take anywhere.

Henry Winkler...

- Cultural icon... - Oh, my God.

William Shatner.

NFL Hall of Famer...

Anybody here know how to AI a goat?

Terry Bradshaw.

What is wrong with you?

Former heavyweight champion...

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... - George Foreman.

Oh.

- And... - Ahh!

Jeff Dye as the sidekick.

- Ahh! - , Jeffrey.

- Tonight... - Yodel-lay-hee-hoo!

Berlin.

How are we gonna get in that little car?

All right. Go.

Now I know how toothpaste feels.

- It's illegal. - What is?

- Spray-painting. - What are you doing?

- You guys. - Hasselhoff rules.

David Hasselhoff, come on out!

Are you wearing pants under that?

Hey, that's not funny.

- Sorry. - Uncle George!

- Hey! - I'm George's friend.

Just when you thought

it was safe to go back on vacation...

You've lost your ever-loving mind.

- Yep. - Better late...

Give me a hug, Al.

Than never.

Another adventure in another country.

Whoa!

This place is the best.

I gotta go clean my britches out.

- I'm excited to see Berlin. - What are we doing in Berlin?

One of the reasons that we are here in Germany

is because my parents escaped from Nazi Germany in 1939.

- But you speak German. - Well, I speak German,

'cause they spoke to me in German in my house.

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So, are we gonna discover your roots?

Well, I don't know. That is an interesting question.

How do you say "roots" in German?

- "Roots." - "Oots."

I've never actually been in Berlin,

so this is really an adventure of a lifetime.

Time to burn some rubber.

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That's amazing. Wow.

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- There's something for you. - Wow.

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- Oh, my God. - Yep.

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- Wow! - Going to town.

Hey, we're here.

The Brandenburg Gate is where major things happened.

Whatever that means.

Here we are at the Brandenburg Gate.

Guys, let's take a picture right in the middle together.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Man. All of this history.

Remember what Kennedy said?

What?

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Ich bin ein Berliner. I am a Berliner.

Oh, really?

- That's what he said? - Yeah.

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All right. Tell me all of the things about this.

Armies would march through,

and it became a symbol of victory,

and the Germans used it as victory.

The Allies marched back and forth under it.

- Napoléon. - Napoléon.

- Wait, so who made it? - Frederick the Second.

What, was it a victory of Prussia over Prussia?

Prussia was part of Germany.

- Part of Germany at the time? - Yeah.

Wait, so it was made "under Prussia?"

I don't really wanna be next to this guy.

That statue was taken

by Napoléon back to France.

Then when Napoléon was defeated,

it was taken back to Germany.

There's old Bill over there. "Oh, well, everybody,

this was built in, uh, 1675, and, uh..."

What else do we know about the gate?

Oh, well, that's about it.

Oh!

What part of town is this?

What hotel are we going to?

Actually, here it is.

- What is this place? - Look, they spelled it wrong.

- The H is missing. - Hostel.

- Yeah, and it's by Communists. - Oh.

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What exactly about us says youth hostel?

Oh, yeah.

- Wow. - Are you kidding?

- Wow. - Ah...

Where are we, bub?

You mean when are we.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Look at all this old junk. - I'm Henry.

- Hi. - This is George.

- Brad Pitt. - Hello.

- Jeff. - My name is Daniel. Hello.

- Bill is coming behind us. - He's out of breath.

Fat people get out of breath faster than most people.

We've stepped into Soviet history here.

Very interesting.

I like the decor.

Y'all put a lot of thought into this.

- Everything is original? - Yes.

This is original GDR Design hotel.

The German Democratic Republic.

GDR.

Otherwise East Germany, Communist.

Why, if we're successful capitalists,

would we stay in a Communist hotel?

- I thought it'd be fun, man. - Yeah.

I've always heard about the Communist party.

- What? - Communist party.

Oh, you're just dumber than a box of rocks, aren't you?

Did you grow up in East Germany or in West Germany?

- In East Germany. - You did?

- Yeah. - Oh.

When David Hasselhoff took the Wall down,

did you get to see it?

- Yes. - Yeah?

- You were there. - Oh!

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A lot of people don't know this,

but I'm a huge David Hasselhoff fan.

I like him mostly 'cause he had a robot car,

and I've always wanted a robot car.

So, sort of jealous.

And I like that he lived in a time

when everyone had a mustache, but he held out.

You know, the Wall is 96 miles long.

Why didn't he just go to the end of the wall

and go around the side and go on the other side?

Uh, what?

Huh?

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- So, we need five... five rooms. - _

- Now? - Yeah.

- We don't have. - You only have four rooms?

- Yes. - So, that means two of us

- have to stay together. - Oh, boy.

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And no elevator.

What? Do we have air conditioning?

- No air conditioning. - What?

- Cable television? - Oh, no.

- We have a nice garden. - Garden?

- You have a gym? - No.

- You have a phone? - Yeah, this is the phone.

- One phone? - Yes, when you talk to Moscow.

All right.

To the rooms, boys. Here we go.

This is it. This is the only one left.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna sleep with my clothes on, if you don't mind.

- I don't mind. - No.

- That actually is preferable. - Yeah.

I'm sharing a bed with Jeff.

There are some books here.

- Books? - Yeah.

I'll just build the Berlin Wall.

That's about all books are useful for.

There you go.

Now I'm proud to be able to tell all of my friends

and family that I slept with The Fonz.

Hey, you wanna go out and explore?

Yes.

- Should we get the other guys? - Yeah.

Well, it's time to get out and see Berlin.

- All right. - Not only did I get us booked

at a Communist-themed hostel...

This place is great, huh?