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-IF THEY CATCH ME, I'M HISTORY.

-THIS IS ONE RACE YOU'D BETTER WIN.

-THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! THE FINAL STRAW!

-AH, WHAT THE HELL, EVEL KNIEVEL.

WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.

-THEY'LL HAVE HELL TO PAY WHEN I CATCH 'EM.

OH, I'LL BUST 'EM BOTH

FOR EVADING ARREST, AGGRAVATED ASSAULT--

-AGGRAVATING A POLICE OFFICER.

-YOU NEED TO GET MUD FLAPS ON THOSE REAR TIRES.

-IS IT MY FAULT THEY MAKE YOU RIDE A SCOOTER ON THE BEACH?

FRANKLY, I THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING.

-DO YOU THINK I LIKE WORKING ON THE BEACH?

I HATE THE BEACH! I'VE ALWAYS HATED THE BEACH!

THAT'S WHY HE SENT ME HERE.

-IT'S PRETTY ROTTEN OF YOUR CAPTAIN

TO BUST YOU FROM THE GLAMOR

OF THE INNER CITY TO THE SQUALOR OF THE BEACH.

-ALL I HAD TO DO WAS APOLOGIZE FOR BREAKING HIS NOSE,

BUT NO, I GOT TO TELL HIM I ENJOYED IT.

-SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T APPRECIATE HONESTY.

MITCH... IT'S TIME.

IT IS DEFINITELY TIME I SWALLOWED MY PRIDE.

-UH-HUH. -ALL I GOT TO DO

IS WALK INTO HIS OFFICE, SAY, "CAPTAIN TUNNEY,

I REALIZE I WAS WRONG FOR GETTING SO ANGRY THAT I--"

-"RAMMED MY FIST INTO YOUR NOSE."

"...THAT I LASHED OUT MERELY BECAUSE YOU TOOK CREDIT

"FOR A BUST I HAD WORKED ON FOR SIX MONTHS

AND THEN SET ME UP TO TAKE THE FALL FOR A BUST YOU MESSED UP!"

-SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T TOTALLY COME TO TERMS WITH THIS YET.

NO. I'M CALM.

IT'S ALL IN THE PAST.

TIME TO FORGIVE AND FORGET.

MITCH, MY FRIEND,

NEXT TIME YOU'RE DOWNTOWN, YOU STOP IN, AND I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH.

-YOU WON'T LAST A WEEK IN AN OLD, STUFFY OFFICE.

BET.

AH, NICE WORKING WITH YOU.

-HE'S BEEN OUT IN THE SUN TOO LONG.

-COME ON, C.J., ORIENTATION WILL BE MY FIRST DAY

AT MALIBU BEACH HIGH.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING.

-DON'T MOST OF THE KIDS ALREADY KNOW YOU FROM THE BEACH?

-YEAH, IN MY LIFEGUARD UNIFORM.

COME ON, THIS IS DIFFERENT, IT'S SCHOOL.

YOU'RE JUDGED ON TWO

YOUR CLOTHES AND THE GUY YOU'RE DATING.

-WELL, THE GUY YOU'RE DATING IS SLADE, THE SURF GOD. I MEAN, HE'S GORGEOUS.

THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO GO CRAZY WHEN THEY SEE YOU WITH HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW.

STILL, I JUST THINK I NEED A NEW OUTFIT.

WON'T YOU HELP ME PICK IT OUT. PLEASE?

OKAY.

I KNOW THIS GREAT BOUTIQUE ON THE PIER.

IT'S TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS, THE STUFF WILL LOOK GREAT ON YOU. COME ON, LET'S GO.

HOW OUTRAGEOUS?

C.J.!

MATT'S ON THE PHONE.

-TOWERS 16 AND 18. YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, THANKS.

YEAH, MATT, WHAT'S UP?

-SORRY, MITCH. I REALLY WANTED TO WORK THIS WEEKEND,

BUT WITH SCHOOL STARTING MONDAY...

AND MY PARENTS ARE OUT OF TOWN...

-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S GOING TO BE A SLOW WEEKEND.

WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF GUARDS. -THANKS.

-MATT, WE WERE CHASING A COUPLE KIDS

ON DUNE BUGGIES RACING ILLEGALLY

ON CORTEZ BEACH THIS MORNING.

WE THINK THE DRIVERS GO TO MALIBU BEACH HIGH.

ASK AROUND, SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND OUT, WILL YOU?

-YEAH, SURE, I'LL ASK AROUND.

APPRECIATE IT.

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE WATER.

HE DOESN'T KNOW IT WAS US.

-DOES THAT MEAN THE PARTY'S STILL ON?

YEAH!

THIS IS A PRIVATE BEACH.

I'M NOT ON THE BEACH.

YOU WERE ON THE WAVES.

MY FAMILY OWNS EVERYTHING

FROM THAT RANCH ON THE BLUFF

TO THIS BEACH WHERE THESE WAVES BREAK.

I'M IMPRESSED.

TELL ME SOMETHING.

WHY DID YOU TRANSFER TO MALIBU BEACH HIGH?

-WELL, I DON'T HAVE TO DITCH SCHOOL TO SURF.

I TAKE IT FIRST PERIOD.

-HMM. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD SURFING.

WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF RIDING WAVES?

-WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF RIDING HORSES?

-I LOVE THE WAY A HORSE FEELS WHEN HE'S UNDER ME.

BEING IN CONTROL OF SOMETHING SO POWERFUL.

-WELL, SUBSTITUTE A WAVE FOR A HORSE,

AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR ANSWER.

HMM.

SEE YOU.

-EVERYONE SAYS THAT YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH

TO BE ON THE PRO-SURFING TOUR.

WHY AREN'T YOU?

-WELL, IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY

TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD.

-WELL, WHAT IF YOU HAD A SPONSOR?

WELL, I DON'T.

-WELL, WHAT IF I COULD GET YOU ONE?

SOMEONE WHO WOULD PAY FOR YOUR TRAVELS...

HOTEL, AIRFARE, ENTRY FEE.

LIKE WHO?

-WELL, IF YOU'RE AS GOOD AS THEY SAY, WE'LL HAVE OUR PICK.

MY MOTHER'S A MANAGER.

SHE MANAGES SINGERS, DANCERS, WRITERS.

SHE'S NEVER HANDLED AN ATHLETE.

I WANT TO.

I WANT TO DO SOMETHING MY MOTHER HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE.

-WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

-15 PERCENT OF EVERYTHING YOU MAKE...

PRIZE MONEY, ENDORSEMENTS,

MERCHANDISING.

SAY YES, AND I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

BEAR, MAN, WHERE YOU BEEN ALL SUMMER?

-I'VE BEEN OUT IN THE DESERT, MAN, PURIFYING MY SOUL.

HEY, MAN, YOU COULD USE A LITTLE PURIFICATION YOURSELF, BRODY.

-THE DESERT? ALL THAT SAND AND NO BEACH?

FORGET IT, MAN.

BEAR, THIS IS SUMMER QUINN.

WE WORK TOGETHER.

THIS IS THE LEGENDARY BEAR SUTTER.

HIS ANCESTORS WERE IN MALIBU BEFORE MALIBU WAS MALIBU.

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

SUMMER?

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FIGURE SLADE

WOULD BE A TARGET FOR COURTNEY'S TROPHY CASE.

SHE'S WHAT ALEXIS CARRINGTON

MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

BE RIGHT BACK.

HI, SUMMER.

HEY, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, MY DAD'S A MARINE.

EVERY TIME HE TRANSFERRED, I HAD TO FIND A NEW SCHOOL.

-YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NO MARINE BASE IN MALIBU.

-I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I CAME HERE, TO GET AWAY FROM HIM.

EVERY TIME HE GOT DRUNK, I BECAME THE ENEMY.

I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT. IS IT NEW?

NO, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.

-SO WHAT CLASS YOU GONNA TAKE?

-WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

-MAYBE WE CAN GET IN SOME OF THE SAME ONES.

-WHY DON'T YOU GO GET IN THE SAME ONES AS COURTNEY BREMMER.

THEN, YOU GUYS CAN WALK ARM-IN-ARM

FROM ONE CLASS TO THE OTHER. -LOOK, IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

SHE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP ME GET A SPONSOR, THAT'S ALL.

OH, RIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH RERUNS OF "DYNASTY" OR SOMETHING?

WHAT?

OKAY, LET'S LISTEN UP.

HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

HELLO. WELCOME TO MALIBU BEACH HIGH.

MY NAME IS FRANK RICHMOND.

I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL.

FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO DISPEL SOME OF THE MALIBU HYPE.

YES, WE DO HAVE SURFING CLASSES.

YES, WE DO HAVE BEACH VOLLEYBALL TEAMS,

BUT WE ALSO HAVE ONE OF THE MOST DEMANDING CURRICULA

OF ANY SCHOOL IN THIS COUNTRY.

-YEAH, IT SOUNDS GREAT. WE'LL BE THERE.

YEAH.

-SEE YOU GUYS LATER. -OKAY.

C.J.!

MATTHEW.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?