Hawthorne

, hi, mom.

Hi. Here... wait. Let me just help you with that.

Hold it, hold it. Take this.

Okay?

Oh, sorry.

Uh, usually you take the chair...

Pull into the door, not through it.

Right. I was gonna try that next.

Right.

Now, what in the world are you doing here?

Volunteering.

For what, patient crushing?

Marcus thought it would be a good idea. For college.

Marcus?

Yeah. I'm doing 10 hours a week.

What about studying?

It's for college!

College? Or Marcus?

We have to get to radiology.

All right. We're gonna talk about this, okay?

Mm-hmm.

And back into the doors!

Thanks.

Man, this is so good.

I can see why the Japanese wanted to enslave you.

I told you Koreans could contribute to society sometimes.

Hyun, the only thing Korean about you is your last name.

I was born in rock island, Illinois. What do you want?

A little more authenticity.

Tell me something, Korean pride...

Why isn't cat Stevens played more often?

I don't know.

'cause he's not some untalented 16-year-old.

Isn't that what passes for music these days?

Well, think about it...

Restaurants, airports, hospital waiting rooms.

When's the last time you heard cat Stevens in those places?

The world's a more cynical place these days.

Life would be more pleasant

With a little "wild world," my friend.

I think Christina's the one.

I think I'm actually ready to commit,

Have what you have.

Korean marinated beef wrapped in a burrito?

jerk.

Oh, you mean, uh, sleepless nights,

Screaming kids, 20 pounds in the gut,

Sex in the shower... Alone?

Well, you know what? A few years ago, I would've said no way.

But...Today?

Wow, I'm weepy.

do you have any balls?

You know what? Here's to you, man.

All that stuff you hear about life ending

When you decide to make a commitment...

It's all true.

But it's worth it.

So, uh, you think it's too soon

For me ask her to go away for a weekend?

Not if it's someplace remote.

That way she can't run off.

Oh, and about my balls?

What, the, uh, hairless ones?

uh, that's an Asian thing.

Doesn't make us less masculine, bro.

You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.

Oh, uh, actually, that goes, uh, down the hall and to the right.

Sorry about that.

What's up?

Him.

Oh, if we could only clone that kid.

I can't tell you how many times he's saved my ass.

This E.R. Would be a real mess without him.

Plus, he knows how to handle Gail.

You know Camille is volunteering because of him.

Camille's volunteering? Mm-hmm.

Well, I guess they are dating.

She's not allowed to date.

Maybe they're just hooking up then.

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Uh, making out.

These days... blow jobs.

Yeah. Blow jobs, hummers.

It's like a handshake to kids.

She better not be shakin' nothin'.

I guarantee whatever they're doing,

It's way more than what you and Tom are doing.

Is everything all right?

Everything's fine.

Uh, we just got a phone call in

About an accident near the hospital.

We're not the paramedics.

People, we need some help!

A car just slammed into a crowd!

There's a lot of hurt people! Some of them are ours!

Call 911.

No, no, no. We're going. You can't.

This is ridiculous.

Gail, those are our people out there!

This is off of hospital property! It's a liability!

Get some backboards, some "c" collars, and some kits!

Let's make it! It's a mistake!

I'll take that chance.

Grab that bag?

Go, go, go, go!

Why is this crate here? Hey, get this out of here!

There's an hour's wait at your loading dock!

Hey, you're blocking everything.

When you're done with this patient, meet us down there.

Move this now! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Looks like she's got a broken ankle.

Check her abc's,

Make sure she doesn't have any head injuries or neck injuries.

When you're done, check out the dad, okay?

All right, baby, we're gonna take care of you, okay?

Bobbie, grab the k.E.D. We need to get her out of the car.

K.E.D. And gurney to the passenger side.

Bobbie, grab a backboard.

Hey, don't move him, okay? Wait for the emts for that.

Let's get some oxygen going.

She's got agonal respiration.

Christina, we need some help over here!

Excuse me.

Tom! Tom!

I need someone over here right away!

Okay.

Okay, come on, sweetie, wake up!

Tom, can you hear me? Oh, God. Okay.

Come on.

Hey. Hey.

Do you know where you are?

Where's Paul?

Tell the blood bank

We need to type and cross multiple victims.

Come on, move it! Move!

Marcus, make sure the trauma Bay's open. Go!

Heart is regular rate and rhythm.

No murmurs, gallops, or rubs.

What's going on in there?

Tom, I don't know.

Christina, go check on him.

No, we got to worry about you right now, okay?

No, no, I'm fine. Christina, go check on Paul.

Please.

We got a probable hemothorax.

We should check his pleural cavity for blood.

Let's get a ct scan for his head and neck.

Pupils are fixed and dilated.

Looks like a compound fracture on his leg.

Let's keep that stabilized

And get a portable X-ray in here right away.

Let's get his vitals.

So?

They're working on him, okay?

"working on him"? Wh...

Working on what? What's the diagnosis?

Is he... is he alive? Is he conscious?

Tom, listen to me, all right? I need for you to relax.

Okay?

He's aspirating!

Roll him!

No blood in his belly. Morrison's pouch is clean.

We should repeat the exam in an hour.

Check for any possible occult bleeder.

The coughing up of blood was probably micro tears

In his oropharynx or esophagus.

They should heal on their own.

Should we get him to ct?

Yeah.

I'll take him.

oh, man!

Bobbie, don't take him anywhere. I'll be right back.

If you don't have business here, please step outside.

I'm sorry.

It's... it's okay. I got it.

Don't bother.

We don't administer medication that falls on the floor.

Camille, what happened? Oh, you know this girl?

I do. She's my daughter.

A patient on seven left his glasses.

They asked me to bring them up.

Actually, I got them over here.

Thank you. Come here.

It's all good, all right? Things happen.

Go ahead.

Did his lung collapse?

He had blood fill his pleural cavity.

The doctor had to put a chest tube in and sedate him,

But he's stable now.

What about ct scans for his head

Or even x-rays for his tibia and other fractures?

You read my mind.

Dr. Campbell to the E.R.

Dr. Campbell to the E.R.

Thank you.

Where's Christina?

I'll go find her.

How you feeling, Tom?

Like I've been hit by a car.

Well, the follow-up exams show no sign of any occult bleeder.