Axe Cop

I was born in the year 2004

to Bobber and Gobber Smartist.

You're doing great. Push, honey. Push.

Oh, man. Whoo!

They named me...

...Axey Smartist.

Because I was a baby with a mustache,

they sometimes called me "Baby Mario."

Here you go, Axey.

This was not one of those times.

My father was a carpenter, and my mother was a schoolteacher.

She never had time to cook a full dinner,

so she served us candy canes for every meal.

Another great meal, dear.

I hated candy canes.

Mm. What is this?

Rainbow cherry? I love it!

I hated rainbow cherry the most.

Then something bad happened...

My parents died.

Someone had poisoned their candy cane dinner.

I swore then that I would find and kill the man...

that did this to my parents.

I also swore to never eat another candy cane

as long as I live...

because I hate candy canes.

One day, at the scene of the fire.

The cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became...

Axe Cop!

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

I will chop your heads off!

Axe Cop 01x05 - Birthday Month Original Air Date: August 17, 2013

Oh. Hey... Axe Cop.

Hanging out in the dark?

That's... weird but cool.

Aren't you gonna wish me a happy birthday?

No, I-- no, I was waiting for the 6th,

which is your birthday, right?

This year, we're celebrating my birthday all month.

Aah! But I don't have your present yet.

Don't worry.

I knew what you were gonna get me,

so I went ahead and bought it for myself.

You owe me a hundred dollars.

Oh, okay. Can I pay you later?

No.

So what did I get you anyway?

A butler.

His name is Al.

Al punch you in the face.

You called, sir?

Get the monster truck ready, Al.

We have an important mission.

Of course, sir.

So, Axe Cop, what's the important mission?

There is no important mission.

We're going to the beach.

Look at us, huh? On the beach, in the sun.

This is a pretty good kickoff day

to your birthday month, huh, Axe Cop?

Since I already know about the butler,

you have to get me a super secret gift.

Okay.

I think I know exactly what to get you.

So do I...

A magic axe that can turn into any weapon I want.

Oh, not what I was thinking.

You want some juice?

We got grape juice, we have apple juice,

and we have apple-grape juice.

I'm gonna have an apple-grape juice.

Look at how they put all this juice in boxes.

You know?

- What are they gonna think of next? - Wait, what's that?

Ooh. It looks like a miracle of mermaids.

Evil mermaids.

Aah!

Hey, Flute Cop!

The ocean is safe again.

Hey, man! Why'd you do that?

Why'd you kill all my friends?

Because they were obviously evil.

There's no such thing as an evil mermaid.

But they were making mean faces.

No no no. This is a mean face.

Uh, now you're smiling.

- No. Now I'm smiling. - What?

Here in the ocean, it's the bad guys that smile.

Which means...

I...

Killed... good guys?

Surprise!

Yo, dude. What's going on with Axe Cop?

I don't want to get into it.