Yummy

Hi. I am Sylvia.

Yes, of course, Sylvia.

So nice to meet you.

Please.

Daniel, I would like you to show rooms

to everyone for liposculpture.

Come with me, darling.

Dr. Krawczyk is very brilliant surgeon.

He is developing a brand new rejuvenation treatment,

based on experimental skin cell technology.

This lady just had chemical peeling

to make skin look young again.

I saw the result on the website.

Amazing!

I am sorry for staring, but you have beautiful body.

-Thank you. -Did Dr. Krawczyk do them?

Oh, no, no, no, they're mine.

They seem a bit young for plastic surgery.

Teen pregnancies. We give them free abortion.

Oh, that's really nice.

Eh, poepie?

So, you will only have grin lift?

No, I have also tummy-tuck, anal bleaching,

Brazilian lift, and eyelids.

Poepie?

Is he all right? He looks like he seen ghost.

He was supposed to become a doctor.

He dropped out of medical school because he's afraid of blood.

-Afraid of blood? -Seriously?

It's a condition. A lot of people have it.

It's called hemophobia.

Oh.

Is your song, no?

Yeah.

It's been a while.

You're recovering well. Very good.

So...

You are scheduled for next treatment liposuction on...

Alfred Schultz?

But, uh, you are William Maier, no?

Yes, it's a privacy thing, okay?

So, nobody to know you are here?

I understand.

Not good for image of a famous person, huh?

Don't worry.

Nobody will ever know you are here, Mr. Schultz.

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

I mean, some of my best friends are gay.

No, hemophobia, not homophobia.

Oh.

Doctor, I like you to meet lovely new guests.

Oh, it's an honor to meet you, Dr. Krawczyk.

Beautiful ladies!

I will make you even more beautiful!

Yes, yes. This is Ms. Oksana.

She's here for tattoo removal.

May I?

I would suggest G cup.

No, no, no, I, uh...

I want them smaller, not bigger.

Oh, yes, of course.

I thought a B.

B is a good size, no?Mm-hmm.

If you want, we can do it.

Yes, I want a B.

Definitely a B.

Okay, a B. No problem, B, B.

But I think that

G cup is better, no?

And I make you even more beautiful.

Cigarette?

No, thank you.

That's a smart boy.

Are you having surgery today?

Me? Yeah.

No, no.

I thought -- sorry.

No, we're here for me.

For you?

Yeah, I'm having a breast reduction.

Really? Pity.

You've got a body to die for.

Why mess with God's work?

Everybody says that, but...

I mean I have back problems. I can't run for the bus.

Yeah.

If you were my girlfriend, I'd buy you a car.

We have a car.

Oh, yeah, I've seen it.

An old timer, right?

So, you work in the hospital?

Mm-hmm.

Does it have a good reputation?

He's more nervous than you are.

No, no, it's just that I mean...

It's good men can't have babies.

Humanity would go extinct.

Yes, that's true.

Poepie?

This is for disinfection incision area.

Yes, I know, honey.

Alison Jacobs?

Yes.

We will call you in one minute.

Excuse me, don't you have to check her blood type?

That's not my job, sir.

Uh, Doctor, do you know her blood type at all?

Mister, please, you wait outside, yes?

Isn't it prohibited to drink coffee in an OR?

Dr. Lenic he knows what he's doing.

He's a real professional.

Yeah, according to EU regulations, it's really not --

Sit down, please.

Can I get you something?

I'm fine. Can't she just answer a simple question...

But you have too many questions, yes?

All information on website.

Yeah, I've checked the website, and it said nothing

about what type of anaesthesia or what happens

with the glandular tissue.

Are you a doctor?No, but I've studied...

...to be one, okay?

Yeah, for a year.

I can give you a tour of the building.

It's better than waiting and getting nervous.

That's a good idea.

It's important that your girlfriend

is relaxed before surgery.

Come.

It's okay.

Did you know that in China they already performed

plastic surgery 2,000 years...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I went to med school.

Oh, yeah, for five minutes, no?

But don't worry.

Here the doctors did finish their studies.

Mobile please.

Yes. And also this...

Okay. Take off.

And also this.

So what's your job?

You bring people to the airport?

Travel agent.

I've been working in this country for a year now, but...

you know the best part of my job?

The girls.

After the treatment they are always, you know...

Ecstatic.

They feel all yummy and sexy, and they want affirmation.

That's when I come in.

Easy pussy.

You know those abortions they do here?

They use the fetuses for stem cell treatment.

This experimental stem cell stuff,