Below Deck

PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO AHEAD ONE SHORT.

- WE SO DESPERATELY NEED A NEW DECKHAND.

- HE'S A GOOD PERSON, BUT HE'S NOT MY PERSON.

I AM FACETIMING WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

IN SIX WEEKS, WE COULD BE IN LAUDERDALE.

WE'D BE DONE.

DAMN IT.

- JENNICE WANTS TO HAVE HER CAKE AND EAT IT TOO,

AND SHE CAN'T DO THAT.

YOU GOT A ROOM TO YOURSELF.

- KELLEY'S MOVING INTO YOUR ROOM.

KELLEY'S MOVING IN.

ARE THEY GETTING IT ON?

- YEAH, BENNY. GET IT, DOG!

- KAT AND AMY WERE WORKING ON A BOAT TOGETHER,

AND THIS GUY THAT AMY REALLY LIKED CAME OVER TO VISIT HER,

AND KAT ENDED UP BLOWING HIM IN THE NEXT ROOM.

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH--

AMY, PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE.

THANK YOU. - THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

- I ALREADY TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU,

AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT ANYMORE.

OKAY.

IT'S LIKE ME AGAINST THE INTERIOR.

- SHOULD WE ALL GET DRINKS SO WE CAN MAKE A TOAST?

NONE OF US HAVE DRINKS.

- YOU'RE THE MANAGER OF THIS BOAT--YOU HAVE A JOB.

KATE SHOULD BE FIRED.

- I'M TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOU TALK.

- ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE AT WHAT YOU DO.

- LOOK, KATE, I'M REALLY SORRY

THAT IT HAD TO TURN OUT LIKE THAT,

AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PERSONAL, OKAY?

- I JUST WISH YOU WOULDN'T LET THE GUESTS GET YOU RILED UP.

- I HAD FIVE OF THEM IN MY FACE...

- AND THEY'RE GONE NOW, BUT I'M STILL HERE.

LIKE, ALL ACTING ALL CRAZY.

- IT MUST BE SO NICE TO BE IN THE GALLEY ALL DAY

AND HAVE ME AS THE MEDIATOR.

I HAVE PEOPLE ACTING CRAZY ALL THE TIME

ASKING, "WHERE'S THE FOOD?"

BUT I DON'T COME DOWN AND YELL AT YOU, DO I?

PEOPLE MAY FIND BEN TO BE INTIMIDATING,

BUT I DON'T BECAUSE HE'S JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER CHEF

I'VE WORKED WITH.

THEY'RE DIVAS.

- THE THING IS, IS YOU HAVE TWO GIRLS ON SERVICE.

- OKAY. - ONE DOING TURN DOWN.

ALL RIGHT.

- YOU CAN HAUL THE GIRL DOING TURN DOWN

UP TO THE GALLEY, AND SHE CAN ASSIST WITH PLATING.

- THAT'S SO FUNNY THAT YOU SAID THAT,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT

'CAUSE YOU DON'T USE A RADIO,

AND MAYBE IF YOU GOT A RADIO,

OUR COMMUNICATION WOULD BE BETTER TOO,

BUT THANKS FOR THE ADVICE ABOUT TWO GIRLS ON SERVICE.

I'LL TRY IT YOUR WAY NEXT CHARTER,

AND WE'LL SEE IF EVERYTHING IS AMAZING RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

YOU DON'T DROP THE BALL,

AND KATE'S DOING THIS.

THIS IS A PATTERN.

IT'S NOT JUST A ONE-OFF.

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

WE GOT A ONE-DAY CHARTER COMING UP.

- ONE-DAY CHARTER? - ONE DAY.

SIX PEOPLE. OUT ONE DAY.

DROP THE HOOK.

LET THEM SPEND THE NIGHT ON THE BOAT.

IN AND OUT. - THAT'S EASY.

QUICK AND DIRTY.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE WAITING FOR OUR NEW DECKHAND.

- I LIKE THAT. - YEAH, BUDDY?

- THAT'S AWESOME. - YES.

WE GOT THIS ONE-DAY CHARTER AHEAD OF US.

IT'S A PERFECT INTRODUCTION TO THE BOAT AND TO THE CREW,

SO IT'S PERFECT.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GRAB A BRUSH TOO?

AH, THAT'S OKAY.

YOU GUYS SEEM TO BE DOING IT JUST FINE.

OH, .

- NOW THAT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP,

IF WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT AND GET PAST IT AND GET BACK TO THE JOB,

THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA MAKE US GREATER PEOPLE.

IT'S OKAY IF MISCOMMUNICATIONS HAPPEN,

'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA HAPPEN.

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THESE THINGS.

LIKE, WE'RE GROWN WOMEN HERE.

LIKE, IT SHOULD BE TALKED ABOUT.

- I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

IT'S, LIKE-- I LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF BED.

UM, MY MIND'S NOT FUNCTIONING,

AND...

I WOULDN'T LET IT GET TO YOU TOO MUCH.

I'M REALLY SORRY, AMY, THAT I'VE HURT YOUR FEELINGS,

BUT I DON'T GIVE A .

- WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?

- HE'S JUST, LIKE, INCREDIBLY DISTANT.

IT'S LIKE HE GAVE UP.

I CAN'T KEEP GIVING WITHOUT GETTING SOMETHING BACK.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS.

- I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT WELCOME TO YACHTING.

YACHTING BREAKS EVERYONE UP.

IF YOU'RE ON THE BOAT TOGETHER, IT'S INTENSE,

AND YOU MIGHT GET SICK OF THEM.

IF THEY'RE NOT ON THE BOAT TOGETHER,

YOU'RE NEVER IN THE SAME COUNTRY, TIME ZONE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK TO EACH OTHER.

- I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN BE IN A RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE.

- I'M NOT DISCOUNTING THOSE FEELINGS.

THAT IS SAD WHEN ANYTHING ENDS THAT YOU HAD,

LIKE, HOPES FOR.

IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD PAY MORE ATTENTION

TO THE PERSON THAT'S BEING NICE TO YOU AND IS RIGHT HERE.

- HOW'S IT GOING, BUD? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. GOOD. I'M LOGAN. - KELLEY.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. PLEASURE.

- IS CAPTAIN LEE HERE? - YEAH.

LET ME GET HIM FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

CAPTAIN LEE. CAPTAIN LEE. THIS IS KELLEY.

THERE'S A GUY NAMED LOGAN DOWN HERE TO SEE THE CAPTAIN.

- HOW'S IT GOING? - EDDIE.

- LOGAN. - GOOD TO MEET YOU.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - YOU THE NEW DECKHAND.

- YEAH, I RECKON SO. - AH, YES.

WELCOME TO HELL.

- I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE GONNA LOVE IT.

- YES. LET'S GO ON BOARD, MAN. - ALL RIGHT.

- YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. THANK GOD.

I WAS JUST LIKE,

"I HAVE ANOTHER GUY THAT CAN CARRY HEAVY STUFF."

NEXT TIME WE PUT UP THAT SLIDE,

I'M GONNA SIT BACK AND HAVE A COKE.

HOW'D YOU END UP IN YACHTING?

- AFTER COLLEGE, I DECIDED

I NEEDED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF OKLAHOMA.

PROBABLY THE SAME FOR YOU, HUH?

PEOPLE THAT I KNOW IN OKLAHOMA, THE BIG TRIP IS TO DALLAS.

YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE, "I'M GOING TO THE CITY."

I COULD NEVER LIVE THAT LIFE.

I TEND TO VENTURE OUT

AND STICK MY NECK OUT THERE MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE.

- YOU'VE WORKED A LOT OF BOATS BEFORE?

- YEAH. I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR A WHILE.

- GOOD. GOOD. ARE YOU LYING TO ME?

UM...

NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.

OUR LAST DECKHAND LIED, SO WE'RE JUST MAKING SURE.

- LOGAN. - HOW YOU DOING, SIR?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. GOOD.

CAPTAIN LEE, I PRESUME? - YES, I AM.

- ALL RIGHT. NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.

- WELCOME ABOARD. - THANK YOU.

- EDDIE? - YEAH.

THIS IS YOUR NEW DECKHAND.

WHOO.

- HE'S GOT MUSCLES. - EXCITED.

- GO AHEAD. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, SIR.

- LOGAN. - WHAT? WHO KNOWS MY NAME?

- HI. - WHAT DO YOU KNOW, GIRL?

HOW ARE YOU?

OH, MY GOD.

- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - ALL RIGHT. YOU TOO.

I'LL LET YOU GET SORTED. - ALL RIGHT.

- I'M NOT SURE WHY, BUT THAT JUST SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.

I MET LOGAN AT A YACHTIE BAR.

- HIT IT OFF PRETTY WELL, AND SO YOU KNOW,

THE WHOLE TIME I'M LIKE, "OH, SWEET.

THIS IS GOING PRETTY WELL."

- I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY, AND I WAS, LIKE...

SO AWKWARD.

- NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE, "OH, OKAY.

THERE'S MY FRIENDS. I'M GONNA GO."

- I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'D BE MY BEST SHOPPING BUDDY.

- IT JUST GOT, LIKE, FRIEND ZONED,

LIKE, RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

JUST--FRIEND ZONE.

- AND THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE STAYING.

THAT'S YOUR BUNK UP THERE,

AND THIS IS KAT, YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.

KAT, THIS IS LOGAN. - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

- PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. PLEASURE.

OH, MY GOD.

ONE HOT SON OF A BITCH.

IS THE BOTTOM BUNK OKAY FOR YOU?

YEAH. I DON'T CARE.

- I REQUEST MEN TO HAVE FACIAL HAIR.

I LIKE THE WAY IT TICKLES MY FACE.

- LOGAN, COME MEET THE OTHER DECKHAND.

- HI. - HOW YOU DOING?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - LOGAN. NICE TO MEET YOU.

- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. - PLEASURE.

- YEAH, ALL MINE. - HEY, HERE'S SOME MEDIUMS.

THESE SHOULD WORK FOR YOU. - ALL RIGHT. PERFECT.

- DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW DECKHAND?

- NO.

I HAVE REALLY BEEN EXCITED FOR A NEW DECKHAND

JUST TO KIND OF SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.

HEY, LOGAN. - HEY.