KL Zombie (KL Zombi)

I love you so much.

Will you marry me?

You want to marry me?

Can't you see?

l have certain standards to uphold.

Were you dumped because

you are not handsome?

B. R. O Khalid,

can settle it.

Wow... so handsome.

Do you want a fairer skin?

Embarrassed with your facial problems?

Thank you so much!

It can also be used as flavouring

in drinks without using sugar.

What are you waiting for?

B. R. O Khalid can settle it.

Let's eat.

l bought this noodles at the other shop.

Let's give it a shot.

It's terrible!

What kind of noodles is this? What crappy place is this?

Didn't you hear what I said?

l'm going to give it one more shot.

Forget it, it's horribIe.

What's wrong with you?

I'm just doing this noodles a favour, cause it stinks!

That's food! You just going to waste it?

That's enough! Stop arguing.

You're twins but just like cats and dogs.

I'm the cat, she's the do... g

Oh... your friends are here. Always running late.

Just look at the time.

What took you guys?

Sofea took a long time to get ready, and traffic was terrible.

We've been waiting like ages. My legs are killing me.

KiIling you? I've got a perfect solution.

This is the new product, it's great for your-

l don't want to hear about your MLM cream.

Wait just listen!

This will cure all your ailments. Your legs, your ears-

l'm not listening, l'm not listening!

How could you be so mean?

Dear, l don't Iike her.

Don't go crying to your boyfriend.

l'm about to throw up hearing you talk like that.

Who is that?

Oh it's Nipis! Who else?

I think you should buy this cream for your sister.

You don't have to buy it for yourseIf.

You're so ugly, no cream is going to help you.

Buy one free one.

Oh how cheap.

Even if you give me a truckload free,

l wouldn't take it if the result is like your face, spotty and terrible!

lf l wanted this,

l just need to drag my sister's face onto the road and she'll have YOUR face!

Dear, l don't Iike this ''parrot''.

Hey ''dear''... how is your new job? ls it ok?

It's ok.

The usual. Driving him around, running his errands.

Not like our friend here, who's going to be the next big pop star.

l need to pass the auditions first.

You don't need to audition.

You've got the face, you've the moves, you've got the body.

You'll be the perfect singer at the karaoke.

Gross!

Guys look at this!

Don't touch the dog.

It's ok, it's cute. lts not like its going to bite-

Stupid dog!

Dear, are you okay?

I don't think so. lt looks bad.

This is aIl your fauIt. lf you didn't chase me Iike some

''hero in a Bollywood movie, '' we wouldn't have come across this dog.

Can you shut up?

Are you okay?

lt hurts!

Sofea, you've to take him to the clinic.

No way!

l have blood phobia!

You guys have to take me to the cIinic.

l'll take you.

Honey, don't you want to watch the fireworks with me?

l'll just be a while, l need to go to the ATM.

I'll just send him to the clinic and l'll come back.

Hurry up.

You're still concerned about fireworks? Our friend's hurting here.

Shut up! Dog, bite him too!

Take care, okay.

Go to the PolycIinic.

It's green.

How much longer?

A minute.

They'll be here soon.

You guys up to no good?

You guys up to no good?

It's new year's eve, try to behave.

Did you bring another ''friend''? No.

What a waste!

Let's go.

What's wrong?

Are you happy with Kamarul?

Thanks for taking me to the hospital.

What a great night!

Good morning, teacher. Good morning.

Don't forget to feed my child's hamster.

Yes, Dato'.

Why didn't you greet me?

Good morning teacher.

Give me your hand.

Your hand!

Good morning teacher.

Sit. Thank you, teacher.

My name is Miss Rohana Kamaruzzaman.

You can call me Miss Ana.

What's wrong? Mrs. Khoo caned us.

You're Hafiq and Amir? Yes.

Take your seats. Don't worry, I don't bite Iike Mrs Khoo.

I just had a fight with my stepmother.

Again? Yes, like always.

When are you guys going to get along?

Nora, your father passed away like 7 years ago.

l know. Whatever, l don't want to think about it.

l heard Aliff got bitten by a dog.

Yes but it wasn't serious.

This new cream can be used to treat wounds. Ask him to buy it.

That's my plan.

Oh. . Okay,

Luckily you've got a gullible boyfriend.

What's wrong with you?

l don't know.

Maybe some beautiful girl cursed me.

So you fiIled up the form? Kamarul?

You can go inside.

No sIeeping in the class!

What are you looking at? Look in front!

Busybody!

1000...

1001...

1002...

What's the matter with you? Can't you knock before entering?

Knock? This is my house!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

No, l'm just chilling.

Why is your shirt aIl torn up?

l got beaten up. l was playing snooker with MaeI.

l didn't have money to pay him, so he beat me up.

You know he's a gangster.

What if Mael comes looking for you here? Where are you going to run?

I need to get some money quick.

Let's try our hands at 4D?

4D Lottery? I'm not a gambling man,

anyway l've got work unlike YOU.

Hi, my name is Kamarul. You are... ?

Wow, so stuck up.

GirIs Iike me don't talk to guys like you.

lt's a good thing you're a girl or l would've stuck my shoe in your throat.

Number 34. That's me.

Misha, my love. I overslept.

JANGAN TIRU AKSI lNl.

Are you insane?

JANGAN TIRU AKSI lNl.

What the... You're going to break your neck, man.

JANGAN TIRU AKSI lNl.

Where have you been? Your shift started over an hour ago!

Traffic jam, boss.

Yeah right! What jam?

You're riding a bike!

I said the roads are jammed, not me.

Do you want to work or fooI around? Can l do both?

Watch your mouth. Go deliver those orders.

Let me have a cigarette first.

Do your job or l'lI fire you!

You don't have to be so mean.

Who ordered pizza so early in the morning? What a loser!

What's up with you?

Dato Farouk's cupcakes.

One moment.

Sir?

Thank you. You're welcome.

Hello?

Now?

Yes Dato'.

The two of you again. Why didn't you do your homework?

Now stand against the wall.

Hurry up!

You boys are good at everything except your homework.

Why didn't you do your homework?

l'm going to expel you if you are like this.

You boys make me so angry... !

What do you want?

Chocolate too?

Next time buy more.

I know the ice-cream is nice, but pay first.

What's with the Iong face?

Can't you smiIe a little.

I went to a singing audition. That's great.

So how did you do?

You know how l sing right? Yeah!