LEGO Marvel Super Heroes: Avengers Reassembled!
The first 158 lines.
Uh, taxi!
Get hot dogs! Get your free hot dogs!
Come on!
Whoa, look, it's Iron Man! Iron Man!
(PEOPLE GASPING AND CHATTERING)
Meatballs?
Obviously.
So, this is a surprise party, but for whom?
That's the surprise. I have an announcement to make,
which I'll announce when I announce it.
Nice shot.
Naturally.
Hmm, the mini-meatballs require reheating. A job for Mjolnir!
Hope folks like their meatballs well-done, 'cause there's not really an option.
Sorry. Sometimes I do not know the strength of my own hammer.
Wow. Yes.
Now, Mjolnir and I have other party business to attend to.
The Prince of Thunder always hammering out the details.
Hammer. See what I did there? Hammer? No?
Mm, don't mind if I do.
No, mmm-mmm. There's oregano in there.
What do ya think? Good?
Hey!
Yeah, now it is.
Time to dance!
Not really sure that qualifies as dancing.
Aw, man!
Ah!
I must get more ice.
More ice? Hmm. Dost he want carvings of all the Avengers?
Access denied. S.H.I.E.L.D. logon codes required.
Hey, Thor said you might need help with the ice...
Access denied.
Tony, is something wrong?
I think this party is getting out of control.
I think it's just getting started.
Meatballs!
Voila!
Well, hello, Avengers.
Ultron!
Looks like I didn't get invited to your little party,
so, I'm crashing it!
Thou art a pooper of parties!
Oh, I'm gonna do so much more than wreck your little celebration.
I've taken control of Iron Man and he's going to be my little "puppet."
After all, we're like brothers, aren't we?
Ultron needs more ice.
Hello, that was just a ruse to get you out of the room.
I didn't find any ice.
Ugh! Forget about the ice already.
Hey, Ultron, consider yourself uninvited!
Ah-ha!
Be careful. After all, that is Tony in there...
Hmm, somewhere.
Ultron says we must go.
Tony!
Hey! I was just getting my steps down!
Not very well.
Hey, Tony, what's up?
Not you! Hey!
Hulk smash!
Where do you think you're going?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, big green. Tony's not himself right now.
He's a party pooper!
Party has to wait. We have to scramble a Quinjet
and follow Tony to see what Ultron's up to.
I know one thing for certain.
He's not going for more ice.
Eh, fair enough.
Our party is on ice, despite my Asgardian efforts.
We'll get back to it, Thor.
And you're quite the party planner. It's, uh, a good backup job.
I have tracked Iron Man's signal to this Stark Industries Warehouse.
Widow and Hawkeye are tracking
various signals associated with Ultron all over the city.
What does Ultron desire? All of this is most mysterious. What can we do?
I have a plan. You cover me while I "cycle" through my options.
Yes, very good, Iron Man. Load up all the high-tech Stark parts we need.
Yes, mighty Ultron.
Ah. (CHUCKLES)
The irony, my puppet, Iron Man,
helping deliver to me the means to rule the world...
Uh-oh. Hello?
Yes? Hello? Hello!
Yes. I can hear you, can you hear me?
Yes, mighty Ultron.
Ugh! I hate these long-distance Internet calls.
What am I, under a bridge? This is pointless.
My sensors indicate we have company.
The Avengers? Here? But how?
Unknown.
The... Come on!
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
Ultron! Give us back our friend!
Tony, you in there?
Tony's not home right now. Please leave a message at the beep.
Mark my words, cybernetic evildoer, you attack, we defend, it's a vicious cycle!
Not a "vicious" cycle. It's more "powerful and patriotic."
That's why I like it. Cycle puns, I love 'em!
This is ridiculous. I'll have to send in my minions.
Avengers, incoming Ultron minion swarm.
Swarms? Insects?
Oh...
Huh?
Surrender.
These hordes of minions are greatly annoying.
I agree, but I'm more worried about what Ultron has done to Iron Man.
Aye!
Whew. Strange.
Ultron minions, destroy the Prince of Thunder.
What manner of chain is this?
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa!
Captain?
Mjolnir, to me!
Huh? (SHUDDERS)
It's time to turn these minions into scrap.
Have at it.
Ah.
Ugh, this is gross.
I've found the "bug" in Iron Man's armor.
Ugh, this is gross.
So Ultron used Yellowjacket to infiltrate Iron Man's armor?
Well, we'll have to fight insect with insect.
Hey, Cap. What's up?
We have a "small" job for you, Ant-Man.
Well, aren't they all?
We picked up Hulk, and are tracking Iron Man and his armors across the city.
Good. I'm sending you a "little" help.
Ant-Man? Y-yeah...
Tracked the signal to that castle down in Little Sokovia.
Hydra, the biggest rats in the city.
Ack! Shoot them down, shoot them down now! Attack!
Hulk, ready to jump into action?
I'm ready!
Look how green he is! (YELPS)
No, no. We give up, we give up!
Whoa! Too easy!
Those cursed Avengers! How did they find us?
You guys have a castle in the middle of New York. Not very subtle.
I'm a crazy, villainous baron with a monocle. I don't do subtle.
Attack!
Do you know how long it took me to build that!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Puny tank.
Pew, pew, pew!
Pew, pew, pew, pe...
Hey, Baron, nice castle. How 'bout I take it apart?
(BARON STRUCKER SCREAMS)
Whoa!
Uh-oh. Not good, not good!
Yeah!
He shoots.
He scores!
Suppressing fire!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa!
Take the assembly to Master Ultron.
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