The first 197 lines.
Previously on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...
Ship now.
What was Hannah
telling you there?
You f---ing throw me
under the bus.
You did it with Lauren,
and you're f---ing doing it
right now.
Bobby seems to think
that I've been talking sh--
to Lauren,
that I've been talking
sh-- to Malia.
Can't remember you saying
one bad thing about him.
This is when Hannah
pulled you aside saying
don't waste your time with me.
Yeah.
So either she's lying
or you're lying.
I'll be the liar.
Thanks for your support,
Lauren.
Why don't you go f--- Ben?
I miss you.
I know.
The primary charter member,
Mr. Skin,
They would like to schedule
their naked news photo shoot.
I mean, this yacht
is only 160 feet.
Okay, you didn't say
the lines, but you know what?
That was still good.
My gran was such
a strong woman,
and I need to pull myself
together.
It's what she
would have said to me.
The wind's picking up.
If we hit the rocks,
we're totally screwed.
Boy, we've really drifted.
I trust the captain.
I need you get in that tender
and push.
It's getting really close.
Max, what are you doing?
Push the boat.
Whoo!
I'm so proud of Skin.
Whoo!
The beauty of the stern tie
is it creates
this beautiful sanctuary
where it feels
like it's the guests'
private little area.
The downside is,
if the wind picks up,
then we're in danger
of hitting the rocks.
Look where we are right now.
And we haven't actually lifted
an anchor?
No.
That's insane.
F---.
I want to stay away
from that rock.
Do you want a spot?
Yeah.
Max.
I need you to get in the tender.
We're getting too close
to the rocks.
I need you to get in that tender
and push.
When the wind shifts the boat
a little bit,
instead of starting
the main engines,
disrupting the charter
clients' trip,
you basically put
a deckhand in the tender
and have 'em push
while we reposition the vessel.
Max, come push.
Yeah, I got it.
It's getting really close.
Okay, so we're gonna tell
the clients we're gonna move.
I'm gonna re-anchor this boat.
All right. Copy that.
Why isn't Max pushing?
Max, come push the boat.
What are you waiting for?
Just put the boat up against--
keep it in gear.
You want me to push
that massive, huge boat
with this little boat?
Really?
Give it throttle.
There you go.
You gotta work on him.
No.
What? Oh, chips.
There you go.
So it's jalapeno salsa
and guacamole.
We are so close
to hitting these rocks,
and I'm kind of getting
a little bit concerned
about getting slapped
by silicone over here.
Might wanna tweak
the nipples a bit.
Max, you just stand by
with the tender.
What do we got?
Oh, good. Okay.
I'm too close to the wall here.
All right.
So I'm gonna go out
a little farther.
Perfect.
Bobby, let's try to pull
the anchor in on high speed.
Copy that.
All right, Wes, throttle.
There you go.
Just keep it there, buddy.
Keep going.
Yeah...
Thanks for your patience.
One thing I'm noting is,
nothing always goes to plan.
Of course.
The elements always throw
a little surprise at you.
What would happen if,
like, someone totally screwed up
and you weren't
paying attention?
Yeah, of course.
I'll drop the starboard first.
Shackles in.
Starboard side's locked off.
Ready on port.
Drop it.
The wind's picked up,
so we are gonna drop two anchors
to make us secure.
And it looks like we have
some good tension.
We're safe and secure.
Whew!
Whoo-hoo!
You and Bobby got issues,
but I think there's still
feelings there.
No.
Are you sure?
Absolutely not.
Promise.
Mm-hmm.
I promise.
Yeah?
Seriously.
To know that he's, like,
soiling my name, it hurts.
'Cause she f---ing screwed
me over, playing me with Ben.
I thought we were friends,
but he wants no part of that.
I think he's okay
with being a dick to me.
I feel completely alone
right now.
Hannah is the only friend
I have on here,
and I f---ed up.
Are they after
the green juice?
Yeah, can you finish that off
for me?
Of course.
Thank you.
Sure thing.
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