The Cosby Show

Hey!

Hey, Stop That!

What?

Haven't You Ever Heard Of A Glass?

I'm In A Hurry.

I'm Going To Mrs. Hickson's To Play "Go Fish."

You Guys Drink Out Of This Bottle All The Time.

Look At This Stuff-- Bread Crumbs Floating Around...

There's Even A Corn Flake.

What Is This?

That's Not Mine.

Vanessa Had The Corn Flakes This Morning.

If You Go To Mrs. Hickson's House

I Don't Want Her Calling And Saying:

"You Are Bringing Up A Barbarian.

"She's Drinking Milk Out Of The Carton

And Eating With Her Toes."

I Don't Use My Toes.

You Don't Drink Out Of The Bottle, Either.

All Right?

Okay.

You Should Yell At Vanessa.

She Borrows Your Toothbrush.

Thank You For Squealing.

Do You Have Any Fours?

No.

Go Fish.

Contessa, Would You Like More Tea?

A Spot, Duchess.

This Reminds Me Of The Afternoon I Spent

With The Duke And Duchess Of Windsor

Playing Croquet On The East Lawn Of Their Estate.

Ah, Yes... Such A Lovely Lawn.

That It Is.

Not As Lovely As The King And Queen Of Jupiter's Lawn.

But Nicer Than The Lawn Of The Emperor And Empress Of Mars.

Duchess, You Naughty Thing.

But Don't Stop.

I Love It.

Don't We All?

Do You Have Any Sevens?

It's My Turn.

I Was Just Checking To See That You Were Paying Attention.

Excuse Me.

Windsor Palace.

The Duchess Speaking.

Hello, Robbie.

It's My Son, Prince Robbie.

I'm Just Fine--

Having Tea With The Contessa.

Yes.

Yes, I Will.

I Said, "Yes, I Will."

Get Off My Case, Robbie.

I Promise To Take My Pill If You'll Stop Acting Like One.

What About You?

Are You Flossing?

Well, It's Very Important After 40.

Good-Bye.

How's The Prince?

He Is A Royal Pain.

He's Always Asking If I Take My Medicine.

Why Don't You Take It?

Rudy, You Take Medicine When You're Sick.

I'm Not Sick.

Now, Do You Have Any Sevens?

Mrs. Hickson, It's My Turn.

Oh.

Yes.

I Was Trying To Psych You Out.

Do You Have Any Threes?

Oh, Contessa, You Are Killing Me.

I Haven't Played With Such A Card Shark

Since I Played King Henry Viii.

I Was Married To Him

You Know.

Long Live The King.

Long Live The King.

As Per Clair's Orders:

Broccoli, Rice Cakes, Distilled Water--

A No-Salt Snack.

Hello.

Hello.

How You Doing?

Great.

What's That?

Sleeping Bags.

You Didn't Pay Your Rent?

Daddy, Of Course We Did.

How's Everything?

Fine.

I Think We Made The Right Career Choice.

We've Had A Terrific Month

The Only Things That Aren't Moving Are These Sleeping Bags.

You're Not Moving Them Here.

No, We're Not.

We're Making You Part Of A Promotional Campaign.

Quotes From People Who Have Used The Bags

Will Get Others To Buy Them.

We'll Sleep In The Back Yard Tonight.

Anyone Who Joins Us Gives Us Their Quote.

Who's Joining Us?

Dad, You're The Guest Here.

Thanks, Son

But Sleeping Bags Are Filled With Goose Feathers.

I'm Allergic To Them.

Grandpa, These Are Made With Manmade Fibers.

I'm Allergic To Them, Too.

Dad?

I'm Allergic To Bears.

In The Yard?

You Sleep Face Up In Those?

Yes.

I'm Allergic To Pigeons, Also.

We Hit You With This Too Suddenly.

You'll Feel Differently After You've Thought About It.

We'll Put The Bags In The Back.

Help Yourself.

I Admire Their Initiative, Cliff.

I Think They'll Make A Go Of It

With This Wilderness Store.

If They Don't, They're Not Sleeping In My Back Yard.

Grandpa!

There's My Girl!

Where Did You Get That Lovely Hat?

From Mrs. Hickson.

Who Is Mrs. Hickson?

She's My Friend Down The Street.

Did You Have Fun?

Yes, She's Funny When We Play Cards.

She Gets Sleepy, And Then She Cheats.

She Cheats?

She Says It's Her Turn When It's Mine.

She's Doing That Again?

Yes.

How's She Feeling?

She Says She's Fine.

That's Why She Stopped Taking Her Medicine.

Guess Who's Here.

Who?

Sondra And Elvin.

They're In The Back Yard.

Sondra! Elvin!

No Matter What

You Are Not Sleeping In The Back Yard Tonight.

Come On.

You And I Will Walk Over And See Mrs. Hickson.

She's Done This Before.

I Think You And I

Can Help Her Take Her Medicine.

I've Seen This Before With Friends.

If They Have Medicine To Take, They Resent It.

They Feel It Controls Their Lives

So They Stop Taking It.

When You Get Older, Things Like That Happen.

I Saw You Take That Rib.

Well, Dr. Huxtable.

How Are You, Mrs. Hickson?

Who Is This Handsome Man With You?

This Is My Younger Brother, Russell Huxtable.

I'm His Father.

It's A Pleasure Meeting You.

You Don't Know That Yet.

Come In, And You'll Find Out.

Thank You.

Rudy's Always Talking About How Good A Time She Has

Whenever She's Here.

Did You Like Her New Hat?

It's Beautiful.

You Gave It To Her?

No, I Sold It To Her.

You Sold It To Her?

She Said Her Father Was Good For The Money.

You Owe Me $325.

She Has A Sense Of Humor.

I Am Serious.

Cough It Up.

My Father Has The Money.

Why Don't You Both Sit Down.

Thank You.

May I Get You Something To Drink?

No, Thanks.

No, We Just Had A Wonderful Meal...

I Think.

Oh.

I Couldn't Help But Notice This Medicine You Have Here.

Is That Medicine Bottle The Reason You Dropped By?

No.

What's Inside The Bottle That You're Not Taking

Is The Reason I'm Here Today.

I'm Not Sure That's Your Business

But If You Like That Bottle, Take It Home.

I Don't Need It.

Dr. Davidson Would Not Write This Prescription

Unless He Felt

You Needed It.

If You Don't Take Your Medicine

Then You'll Have Some Drowsiness...

And Memory Loss.

After Awhile, You Could Slip Into A Diabetic Coma.