Jabariya Jodi

I swear I will leave my Navodaya School Scholarship

if she gives looks at you even once. Promise.

Listen. This is my first attendance in her class.

If she doesn't end up kissing on my cheeks, then my name isn't Abhay Singh.

Let's make a wild guess.

Just name your price.

Don't be shy.

How about a piece of land?

Come closer.

I have a question, mother.

Father stays away from home for days in a row.

You know everything that goes down there.

Father isn't being fair with you at all.

Who am I not being fair to?

What is cooking between mother and son?

Listen, I am leaving for Aarah tomorrow.

I've put clothes out to wash.

Why soil them in the first place?

Don't try to be a wise guy.

Bravo, my boy.

What are you doing? - Listen.

Babli is leaving for Patna tomorrow for good.

Won't you meet her?

Will see.

You are crying.

It's not easy to make me crazy.

Wait.

Uncle, I've come asking for Babli's hand.

Do you want one or both?

After all the risk I've taken, I would prefer both.

Why doesn't someone get rid of him?

Take that...

I am coming, Santo.

Hold on to your horses.

Are you crazy?

This is my second attempt at running.

The first was in school, in a race,

where I lost.

This time I am running away to get married.

So take care.

The guy, I mean.

I always take care of myself.

Look after yourself and that Duniya Lal as well.

Santosh, where are you going at this hour?

Where to?

Uncle, hear me out first.

She never listened to you why do think she will listen to me.

You can hit me if you like, but please stop staring at me.

Santo.

Yes, I am running away with Santo.

No. She is lying, uncle.

I love him, and we are getting married too.

No, Babli. - I am running away with him.

And you are free to do what you feel is right.

She is lying, uncle. There is no such plan.

Are you crazy.

You always lose your mind when you're worried.

You have known since you were a kid that he walks in his sleep.

Let me take him back.

Let's go.

Santo, take proper care of Duniya Lal.

Give him his pills on time and check his blood pressure regularly.

Only in Bihar can a guy be so diversely multitasking.

Take care of yourself.

I have Ravi for that.

Yes. He is a nice guy.

And handsome too.

Yes, we'll have handsome children.

Like Baby Taimur.

Taimur who?

Saif's kid.

Saif who?

My aunt's son. - Your aunt...

Let it be, Santo, not your cup of tea.

Okay.

Now listen.

I won't tell anyone where you two are going.

I believe you more than I believe myself, Santo.

Stop calling me Santo. I am a male, not a female.

Santosh Pathak.

Fine.

How about a few lines since I am leaving?

Bravo. Bravo.

At least now show that you care.

I will call you once I reach Kolkata.

I know you won't.

Three people on the same bike and without a helmet.

It's a trust-building exercise. Don't worry, we will find Babli.

I know the Inspector personally.

I know he must have helped her.

He has been following my daughter like bad luck.

Stupid.

Say something. - Of course.

Take a detour if you see a betel leaf shop.

My daughter's missing and you can't stop thinking about betel leaf.

Hello.

Don't forget this is Patna.

You don't get it.

Oh man.

What do you think you're doing?

Not you, sir. The people here are so...

Sir, what time is the train to Aarah?

Shut up and get lost.

The people here are so stubborn, it's hard to find any breaking news.

Frankly speaking, sir...

Two things about India, Bihar and Aadhar, is beyond my understanding.

Stop it.

No one knows how deep their roots spread.

You should send me to Delhi instead.

We'll have breaking news even if some Minister sneezes.

I swear I will manage out there.

I will stay in Patel Nagar.

I will quit chewing tobacco.

Believe me, we will get our breaking news...

Deepak Chaurasiya.

Excuse me. Bakabhai Tandiya, from Rajkot.

Yes, sir. Please just...

How about breakup news instead?

What?

I have sensational breakup news for you.

But who broke up?

Babli Yadav!

What the hell is this? Its has no taste.

Leaving it unfinished.

After betraying the girl in love,

the boy's relishing on 'litti chokha' roadside food.

When you had no guts,

then why did you say let's run away?

Babli, show some respect.

We live in a cruel world.

The girl's heart is shattered.

And the guy is showing attitude.

What will this poor girl...

Babli, what are you doing?

She let him have it.

Are you crazy.

What are you doing?

Another one!

Hit him, Babli!

Hit him!

Running after her cheating boyfriend...

He made her a puppet of his hand.

Babli, you hit him a lot worse than my wife hits me.

But believe me when I say that you have everyone's support.

She isn't Babli Yadav. She is Babli Bomb.

Long Live Babli!

Hey! Mukesh just topped the class. Brother!

Really? Is it true?

You were unbelievable.

You achieved the impossible.

Long live... - Brother Mukesh.

Long live... - Brother Mukesh.

Long live... - Brother Mukesh.

Boys, this calls for a dance.

The wedding procession's coming this way.

won't you do this little thing for us?