Anderson the Spider Silva (Anderson Spider Silva)

BASED ON THE STORY OF ANDERSON SILVA

Anderson Silva, the champion,

has never been dominated like that in his entire career.

... of 137 punches going on by Chael Sonnen...

Good evening, sir.

Do you have ice cream?

Excuse me?

Sorry. Ice cream. Please.

Okay, which one would you like?

-Banana split. -Okay.

Please, can you lower the sound?

Peter, the TV is bothering our client.

-Is that all, sir? -Yeah.

I'll be right back.

Anderson, your arm. Lower your arm.

Your arm, Anderson!

Get 'em, Anderson!

Come on!

I'm gonna get you!

Come on!

-Come on! -Yeah, that's good!

Get it! Get it, Anderson, get it!

-Nice one! -Go!

-Come on! -Get in there.

Come on, go.

Come on.

-Get up, man! -What are you gonna do?

-Police! Let's go! -What's going on here?

What's going on here?

I'm gonna make you bleed out, you bastard!

-What do we do with him? -Let him go.

Let him go!

Get outta here!

This a daily thing now?

... it's pretty good, right?

Maybe you should order one for yourself.

Here you go, honey.

I want a banana split, too.

No you don't. Take your little cup and be happy with it,

because with your grades,

you both barely deserve a popsicle.

Unlike my science fair

finalist, right?

-Come on. -Oh, "come on", what?

Just study more and do better.

Study, sure...

-Here's your baby boy, Mom. -What was he doing?

I don't know.

Blessings.

God bless you, Elson.

Hey, bro.

My ice cream.

-Bye, Mom. -Bye, honey, God bless you.

Take this.

Make sure you go clean off your face, Anderson Silva.

You're sweaty and look like a mess.

-Mm. I'll have a banana split. -He's not gonna have anything.

Mmm.

Oh, look who came back to Curitiba.

Who, honey?

Ah! Dayane!

-Hey, everyone! -How are you, sweetie?

I'm good. I missed you all.

How have you been? My gosh, you've grown so much!

Just a little bit, right?

How bout your dad, your mom,

-are they alright? -Yeah, they're alright.

But you know how it goes. My dad is complicated.

He barely lets me come get ice cream.

Did you come back for prep school?

Yeah, I'm gonna study to be veterinary.

Guys, it was great to see you, really.

-I missed you all so much. -Aw, that's sweet.

-Come by the house. -For sure.

-Bye. -Bye, Auntie.

Say hi to your parents for me.

This way is better for reading.

SUGAR ANT ICE CREAM

"This way is better for reading."

-Tsk. Ugh, cut it out. -Careful not to drool.

Tsk. "This way is better for reading."

But you always set the table so well, Sandra.

But I always set the table, man. Come on.

I can set the table this time.

By the time you're finished,

we're already gonna be...

No not yet. You see that garage light?

You can get started, boy.

They're not going to straighten themselves out.

Fight, after fight...

When we think everything is settled,

when we start to think that it's all good,

you go and get yourself into another fight, Do!

What's going on with you, boy?

That's why I tell Edith, "we have to keep him busy!"

A military school would be ideal for that.

You see this here?

This can look so much better, so much better.

And judging by the amount of nails you have there...

I just hope that there's some roast beef left for you.

"You see this here? See it?

I just hope there's some roast beef left for you.

Roast beef, roast beef, roast beef."

Oh, I see!

Damn, Bighead! You're such an idiot, man!

Now I see how much of a Bruce Lee fan you are.

You were so agile!

But if you really were a fan,

you'd be training to destroy that loser.

You're such a clown.

Look at all these nails I have to straighten out.

What's this?

Ah!

Roast beef time! Hm!

Let's go eat.

Roast beef time!

It's time to eat some roast. Eat, eat some beef.

We're gonna eat, eat that roast beef.

Roast beef time.

What are we eating tonight?

We're gonna eat some roast beef.

I'll have some. It looks so delicious.

It looks like it's going to be good.

-How are you, Mom? -Oh, hi, my son.

-God bless you. -How are you, Dad?

-Here's some for you. -God bless you, Son.

-Good evening, uncle Benedito. -Good evening.

-Hi, honey, how are you? -When did I get a new nephew?

Let him be. Wanna have dinner with us?

Of course he does, Mom,

Bighead here is always hungry.

We should call him Bigbelly.

Pass this over.

-How about you, sweetie? -Here you go, honey.

Are you nervous for the science fair?

Yeah, Dad, I am.

Mom even got me a brand new dress just for it.

-That's true. -Just for the fair?

Of course! Haven't I told you all that a presentation opens...

Opens the door to opportunity.

Yeah and don't you ever forget it!

My little sister is science genius of the family.

Anderson, stop it.

I haven't even won yet,

and there are some really cool projects that are in the finals.

-That doesn't matter, honey. -That's right.

What matters is that you're there.

In fact, I want to...

I propose we make a toast.

Oh.

And I also want to tell you, sweetheart...

that this family is incredibly proud of you, okay?

-Right, honey? -Yeah...

That's very true, Dear Sandra.

You are an example to be followed. You heard?!

-By everyone here, okay? -Mm.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

-Cheers, you guys! -To my daughter.

Oh! There's more good news!

We finally finished all the choreography

for New Dance Generation.

What's that all about?

It's a dance crew, Mr. Benedito.

It was created by me, Anderson and Pepeu,

and we're gonna perform in the school tournament

that's coming up.

Yeah, there are even international crews

participating.

Are you all gonna perform

in the school courtyard?

Do you ever think before you speak or do you just speak?

Anderson?

It's your mom.

This is a collect call.

If you wish to accept it,

please remain on the line.

Hello?

Hello, Mom?

He's been in there for half an hour.

I didn't make him do it.

-Hm! -I really didn't.

I'll take a guess.

Vera cancelled on him again, am I right?

And she didn't come for his birthday, either.

Honestly...

Honestly?

I honestly can't understand it.

-We already talked about this... -I know we already

talked about this, Edith, but seriously,

I cannot understand any of it.

When something has no resolution its already resolved.

That was completely unnecessary. Completely unnecessary.

Why don't you go and talk to him?

Go, Benny.

Hm?

Anderson.

Hey!

Psst.

It's starting to bother the neighbors.

I wanna tell you a story, Do.