When a Snail Falls in Love (如果蜗牛有爱情)

I've been bored with travelling in Europe and the US.

I am here for a different experience.

You see, this place, the transport is terrible and inconvenient.

Hey! How much is it?

Two.

Here.

Have them please, my treat.

Please, please.

Help yourself to it. It's my pleasure!

Please.

Oh, look at this shabby train. There aren't any air-conditioners.

Let me talk about some of the specialties here.

Uh, take wood carving for example. Cambodia wood...

Cambodia wood-

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't move. Hold Still.

And this one, too.

Hey.

Hold still.

Don't go, don't go there.

Hey! Hey...

Give it to me.

Sit down. Sit down.

Let go of him.

I'm a China Criminal Police Officer.

Ji Bai.

When a Snail Falls in Love - Episode 1 -

Boss, my surname is Ji.

I contacted you a week before.

I'm not the boss, I manage the store for my boss.

You want this?

I think my boss would be willing to sell it, only if

he thinks you are suitable.

Mr. Ji, take a seat please.

Mr. Ji, he is our boss.

Boss, he is the Chinese client who wants to buy the tobacco pipe.

Mr.Ji, you come to Burma from China, just for this?

Yes.

I came here to ask you whether you can sell it to me.

It is only 20 to 30 years old, not of much value.

I know, but it means something to me.

Because it belonged to my friend's deceased father. I want to send it to the friend as a birthday present.

What do you do, Mr. Ji?

Police.

Oh.

Chinese police.

Any problem with that?

What the hell are you looking for?

Who's your boss?

Tell me. You a cop?

- Don't lie to me. - I didn't lie.

I'm a businessman.

I have a deal with Mr. Kim.

Who is your boss? Why did you copy our information?

No, no, no.

5 seconds!

Hey!

He is my friend. He is waiting here for me.

I think it must be wrong.

Then let me ask you.

What the hell are you doing here?

What did you take of their's for them to treat you that way?

Secret. Trade secret.

But I didn't get it this time.

Otherwise, I could have returned home.

Killing two birds with one stone.

Don't worry. I'd never create trouble. This is just an investment without results.

Can I get to see him?

I heard he knows a lot about things in Burma. I have many questions for him.

You better not be too famous back in China. He doesn't like to meet big shots.

Turn right in front.

Sit here. I'll go and wash up.

Have a drink first.

You ran out of luck today.

Boss is not here today.

Looks like you have to make another trip.

Boss is really not here.

It's not easy for me to be here.

Look. You're here to enquire about things.

He's not here. Who can answer you?

That person who was drinking tea and reading newspapers over there, and later went into the kitchen. Who is he?

You can't go in.

The jade is no longer here. Unresolved issues of the past.

The Golden Python is stirring up trouble in Burma.

The Cobra is active in Lin City. The storm is coming.

What're you doing? Who are you looking for? This is a kitchen.

Customers are not allowed in here. Please leave.

Grandpa Ji, he's really not in the country.

He's in Myanmar.

Yes, the superiors approved it.

The scenery in Myanmar is really beautiful.

Grandpa Ji, I really think

he must have brought along a girl with him travelling-

Fourth Brother, the 3rd team has asked for reinforcements.

Grandpa Ji, I've urgent matters coming up here. If there's anything, feel free to leave me message.

Alright.

What has happened that they need reinforcements?

Report. It's the case of hidden blades in the park this morning.

They need reinforcements for such a matter? What if next time, there's a case of minor family squabbles, do they need reinforcements from us, too?

That was what I told them, too. Hey, Fourth Brother,

the new interns are here.

Look at you now.

We have interns every year and they are all females. Do you have to be so excited?

- Hello. - The girl that the Institute of Psychology forced upon us, she should be here today, right?

She's already here.

Find some faults and get her dismissed. She failed her physical fitness test and yet is in the Major Crimes Division.

Is she going brainwash the criminals at the crime scene or wait until we catch the criminals and conduct psychological counseling on them?

No. That girl has done nothing wrong. What excuses can I make to dismiss her?

If there isn't an opportunity then make one.

Can't you have more initiative and be more assertive? Do I have to teach you that?

- I... - Cut the crap.

I have to be back home in Beijing these two days.

Before I go back, the situation must be solved.

Hello. I have arrived.

Do you want to meet?

10,

9, 8,

7, 6,

-It's not easy. -5, 4,