My DNA Says I Love You (Ji yin jue ding wo ai ni)

As technology advances rapidly

the human gene map will soon be decoded

and the secrets of our destiny will be unlocked

All it will take is a little pill

to control your genes

and change your destiny

Anything will be possible!

Anti-fat gene pill

I will be back the day after tomorrow

Missing you, Seahorse

Finally, you will be back

Hello, Gigi? What? You're outside?

So you really broke up with him this time?

I'm moving back in

I'll pay for half the rent

You didn't find a new roommate yet did you?

All your stuff's still here from last month

How would I fit in another roommate?

Wonderful, I'm going to punish him then

What's the bathtub doing here?

We bought it together

but now he can't have it

Let me guess you found hair in the bathtub?

At least 18 strands

And I told him a hundred times

Flush the toilet after peeing

but he won't listen

Why can't he pick up his hair after a bath?

Does he have to leave them inside the tub?

Where are we going to put this?

Are you just testing him, or...?

Let him worry first

When he starts to miss me like crazy

and realize how good I was to him

and falls to his knees and begs me

"Gigi, I know I have been wrong"

"From now on I promise to shower every day

and flush the toilet

and pick up all my loose hair"

Only then will I go back to him

There are no plumbing pipes here

how are you going to take a bath?

I'll get a plumber ' no big deal

Oh my god, a leak!

And mold!

I haven't been in this room since you left

I'll check the roof

Sorry, I didn't mean to do it

Sorry

Wait, I didn't do it on purpose

Shit shit shit...

Now what?

What do you want?

What are you looking at?

Hi, I am the landlord's son

Call me Teddy, I just moved here

I just saw...

Marlene, the landlord's here

...landlord's son

The roof must have been leaking for some time

to end up like this

This will take forever to fix

I'll take care of it

You discovered it just now?

I moved back just now

So she lives here alone!

What the hell is this?

It moves, disgusting!

What?

Get down, let me have a look

Oh, it's not what you think

This is slime mold

It's similar to pollen-scattering mushrooms

and can fester anywhere and everywhere

You better clean it up fast

Wait, does it bite?

Have you heard of mushrooms that bite?

No

Why do you know this stuff?

I work in a bio-tech company, ok!

And your roommate does too?

That's right! Why are you being so nosy?

Just shut up and clean up

Oops, sorry

Wow, a biologist!

The gene map has been decoded

Now, all we need is a simple step

to know if a person has the fat gene

By using this tester

we can know if a person will become fat?

Right

If you have the fat gene

all you have to do is take the anti-fat gene pill

and you can get rid of the fat cells

and lose weight

This has been our company's no. 1 product

for two years

lts sales rate has grown over 50o/o every month

So if you distribute this pill

you will make...

a lot of money

Both of you have the fat gene

For you

taking the anti-fat gene pill is

the only way to lose weight

Does the pill work differently

on men and women?

Of course not

Then we'll both take it!

Hi

Your room is still here, sir

I've missed you

Eight months

Tomorrow night I must go to Japan

and then to Singapore

I hope business in Singapore won't be too difficult

It's been like this for 3 years

Every morning

I need to be certain of where I am

Every hotel looks the same to me

The same?

Only here things are different

Because we can eat breakfast together

Dammit you've really gone too far this time

Open the door for me!

Finally!

Don't go!

Girl, you're a fool

You cook and wash for him everyday

all year round

Girl, you're a fool

Hey!

Hey miss!

Marlene, it's me

What happened?

My boyfriend cheated on me!

Where are you?

I'm... l'm near...

...a river...

Miss...

Miss...

Gigi!

Gigi!

Gigi just called me

I don't know what happened but I gotta go

What time is your flight?

4pm, this is for you

Thanks

I gotta go, I'll call you

We haven't seen each other for six years

What do you do now?

What do I do?

I wash his laundry

I even buy his toilet paper

In the future he'll have to hire a maid

to do all that

I even scrubbed his toilet clean

Then from now on

you can scrub my toilet if you'd like

Your car

I've wanted to get rid of this scrap for some time

Then you better ask the insurance company to pay for it

That's not what I mean

What I mean is

You don't need to pay for this crappy car

Hey, help me

What?

That!

It's disgusting

Really, don't mind my car

What's wrong? Let me take a look

Take your bird poop covered hand away from me!

Let me take you to my hospital

When did you become a doctor?

No, I sell medical equipment remember?

Come, let me take you

Hello? Where are you?

Your phone doesn't work

I couldn't find you at all

I wrecked my phone

Sorry

but I'm fine now, don't worry

I'm fine now, don't worry, bye

Bye

Marlene

I ruined your date with Seahorse

It's your only time together

I'm so sorry

It's not your fault

You didn't ask your boyfriend to cheat on you

I should've driven all the way

and crashed his car

Gigi, stop mulling over it

He's not worth it

but the guy who drove you back

What's his name...

Anteater

What a strange name

He was my college sweetheart

but I haven't seen him