Pacific Blue

* Don't need a dollar

* You don't need a ring

* I don't even know you but you make me wanna sing *

* All night, all day

* Fat city make me feel okay

* Betty in Chicago

* She makes me walk her dog

* Judy up in Jersey rocks me all night long *

* But it's all right, okay

* Sometime I just run away

* I run

* Yes I run

* Back to New Orleans

* Smoky summer breeze

* Back to the women

* Central ease, please

What's the matter?

You don't seem very excited.

- This isn't very romantic, is it?

- What, and a stuffy wedding in Newport

with 400 stuffy guests is?

* There ain't no need to holler *

* Don't need to listen to a thing *

* I don't even like you but you make me wanna sing *

* All night, all day

- Sorry to disappoint you, amigo,

but everything at this fiesta is legal.

- Except the drugs, the noise, and your date.

- She's not making any noise now,

but you come back later.

- You're forcing me to shut you down.

Since you put it that way.

Excuse me, everyone.

* Back to New Orleans

* Smoky summer breeze

* Back to the women

* Central ease, please

* Don't bother talking

* I don't want you interrupting *

* Don't bother talking

* I don't want you interrupting *

* Don't bother talking

* I don't want you interrupting *

* Don't bother talking

* I don't want you interrupting *

* Yeah

* Yeah

* Yeah

I was so wrong to doubt you.

This, romance.

Champagne, flowers, and--

- The king! - The king!

- Thank you, thank you very much.

Welcome to The King and I Do wedding chapel.

We accept cash and most casino chips.

- Hey, could you sing "Heartbreak Hotel" for us?

Unfortunately, no.

My estate served me with an injunction,

and I can't even play my own songs anymore.

Imagine that.

- Would you two like to swear your love

in this fine automobile,

or would you like to step out?

What's the difference?

$10.

Do you, Christine Marie Kelly, promise to love,

honor, and respect T.C. until death do you part?

I do.

- And do you Wendell Terrence Callaway

promise to love, honor, and obey Chris

until death do you part?

Obey?

For her it was love, honor, and respect,

and for me it's love, honor, and obey?

Is this your first marriage?

Yes sir, Elvis, sir.

Just say I do.

I do.

Now in the sight of the Lord,

and the power invested in me by the state of Nevada,

and the ever-watchful presence of The King,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

- Yippee! - Yeah!

The Callaways!

The Callaways!

We're gonna leave, Elvis.

We'd like to go!

Thank you.

Thank you very much!

Welcome to The King and I Do wedding chapel.

* Yeah

* Yeah

Oh man, this is brutal.

I gotta stop the insanity.

* Yeah

* Yeah

Well they gotta get tougher guys for campus security.

Otherwise none of us are safe around here.

* Some try to talk you down

* Why everyone begs on my town

* Sand and sea

* It works for me

* Take a look around

* It's just another day in LA, oh *

* Anybody

* Sees more than me

* Anybody

* Thinks he is free

* Someday

* What it let down

* Just another day, oh

- Office Cruz, we've been told you had

a lot of fights with this guy.

Sounds like a personal crusade.

Damn right, it's personal.

Michael Perkins' parties are pharmaceutical swap-meets.

And it's making us look like morons.

- So obviously you decided he's the one

moving all the crystal meth in this area?

Glass.

They call it glass nowadays.

- He's got good grades, he's pre-med.

He calls himself pre-med

so he can work in the campus pharmacy.

Look, I know he steals the ingredients

and cooks up his own stuff.

- Right, so all that's missing is the proof.

Tell you what, Officer.

When I find it, I'll bring it over

to your favorite donut stand.

You okay, T.C.?

Still wish you took a longer honeymoon?

No.

Well, yeah but, it's Cruz.

I know him from somewhere.

Everyone seems to be adjusting

to the transition smoothly,

but you seem a little tense, Callaway.

- Look, Captain, you wanna talk about

how much Del Torro and Plymore are enjoying retirement,

you and I can do that over a beer.

Right now I wanna talk about the promises you made me

when I agreed to assume this command.

You agreed to a promotion.

- I can't expand this department's undercover work

without more officers.

You can't expand it until you

replace yourself as sergeant.

And I got that covered.

I'm gonna promote from within.

Fine.

As for your reinforcements,

I'm gonna do what I can

to get you the best, as promised.

- Great, then I'll take Monica Harper to start.

- Lieutenant Slokum's got her working undercover

at Pacific University and she's only six months on the job.

- She's investigating grade tampering.

The campus has much bigger problems,

like a crystal meth ring.

T.C., I,

oops.

Morning, Captain.

No, no, no.

We're wrapping up.

Congratulations on tying the knot.

Are you registered for gifts?

At the academy, sir.

We'd like to get a matching new set of officers.

All right, tight rein.

When you make the case, Harper goes back to Slokum.

Thank you, sir.

- Quincy, Cherry, you guys slumming it or what?

Where is it?

So much for small talk.

Small talk is for small minds.

When we fronted you that dough,

we were expecting to do big business.

You know how long it takes

to make 20 pounds of pure crystal?

- A lot longer than it's gonna take

to carve up your soft little rich boy's body.

You better not be holding out.

- Anytime you wanna search, Cherry.

Be smart.

You don't wanna lose your head.

My guy's cooking.

Half for me, half for you.

So just chill out.

Good answer, Officer.

Congratulations on graduating the academy.

Strickland, Jamie.

Marksman honors, martial arts, triathlete.

Second overall in your class.

What happened?

- Leaving room for improvement, sir.

- Assignment preferences clearly indicate

the tougher areas of Los Angeles.

- I wanna do more than break up brawls