Drive Back

I had registered--

There's no--

Everyone say "cheese."

Cheese!

Oh.

I so wish I could have that.

I will give it to Reid.

But also, thank you so much for letting us use the cabin.

It's been so, so great. - Oh, Ofcourse.

You know, it's as good as yours now.

This is so exciting.

Have you talked about when you'll have the wedding?

- You know, you can't just wing this, Reid.

We're not.

We were saying in the fall sometime

No, no.

We actually decided on next spring.

- Oh. - Remember?

After the baby. - Yeah, after the baby.

Yeah.

I guess I'm just excited.

Well, I'm excited, too.

I can't wait to become a grandma.

I never thought I'd be this old.

It's going to be perfect.

You two are just perfect.

- --that one photographer from Sarah's wedding.

- Oh my gosh, he was so cute. - Oh, I know.

- You think you can hook me up? - Obviously.

I'll put in a good word.

Definitely.

OK.

Can you take one of us?

Yeah.

1, 2, 3.

- Reid, what are you doing? We're going to run out.

Babe, can you take a real one, please?

1, 2, 3.

You know, this is just--

it's awesome. - Yeah.

No, everything is awesome.

- It's all awesome. I can't believe you're engaged.

I know, right?

I always knew in college, and it took her a while

to come around to it, but, you know, here we are.

- Yeah. You know what?

Knocking her up probably helped.

Yeah.

How's the comic strip thing?

You still doing that? - Yeah.

Yeah.

This editor who I've been working with

wasn't really vibing everything that I was going for,

so it's kind of on hold right now.

Um--

For how long?

Um, kind of indefinitely.

But, you know, it'll work out.

I'm sure.

It will work out, man.

Because your comic strips, they were always so, like, um--

Neo, French, funny.

Not funny or French.

Um, weird.

- Weird? Yeah.

Weird.

So weird.

But good weird, like pineapple pizza weird.

- Hey, I got to go check on something.

But again, hey, I really appreciate you

coming all this way for this. All right?

- Yeah. - Enjoy the cheeseballs.

I will.

Mm, God.

- Hey. Congrats, Reid.

Real happy for you guys. - Thanks a lot, Leo.

Drive safe. - Take care.

- You're packed kind of light there.

- We're only up here for a night, Dad.

I didn't know I was going to be judged on my road trip

preparedness.

You should always be prepared.

Thought I'd get you some roadside emergency

supplies just in case.

Yeah.

I can see that.

Oh, and, uh here.

Never know when you might find yourself in some trouble.

- It's a 3.5-hour drive back to the city, Dad.

It's not "The Revenant."

Just take the lighter, Reid.

- I'll count this as your wedding gift.

- I just don't want to see you get hurt again.

OK?

It was a long time ago, Dad.

Marriage is a commitment, Son.

Just ask yourself if you're ready to do that.

- I think I got all the good ones.

Good.

I'm sorry.

Was i interrupting something?

Oh--

- No, we were just saying goodbye.

- It was great seeing you, as always.

That doesn't make any sense.

Why would I not take the same road

that we used to come up here? - Can you just look at the map?

This way is like a half hour shorter.

- Yeah, but I told you, with all the twists and turns,

it's not shorter.

You just have to trust me on this.

- Oh, my God. Whatever.

- OK, fine. We'll do it your way.

- So are you going to be in a funky mood the rest of the drive

back?

I'm sorry.

It's just, uh, you know how I get when I'm around my dad.

He just treats me like a little kid still.

And it's just--

He does.

Honestly, I don't even think your dad knows my name.

Yeah, probably not.

Like, check out our zombie apocalypse supplies--

- I know. - --he sent us home with.

Oh, my God.

I'm glad you could spare some from his bunker.

That was really nice of him.

But what does he think is going to happen to us?

- You know how bears love slashing tires out

in the woods, Son.

You got to be prepared.

Yeah.

Anyways.

All right, no more funk for me anymore.

I promise. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

My hormones have been, like, all over the place lately.

So.

You have an excuse.

- OK, let's get our drive figured out then.

OK.

So this says in six miles we're going

to take a left onto the side road, I think.

Six miles--

Shit!

Whoa!

- Jesus! - Hey.

Hey, hey, hey!

Did you not see that guy?

- No, obviously, that fucker came out of nowhere.

- You OK? - Let's just go.

- Yeah. - Let's go.

OK, just give me a second.

I got to get my bearings.

I just--

- I-- I'm pretty sure we were going that way, right?

No, you were going this way.

No, no, no.

My instincts say we were definitely headed that way.

OK.

Well, the last time we trusted your instincts,

we ended up with our extra passenger here.

So, no.

Oh, great. Great.

And I have no bars.

That's awesome.

- What am I supposed to do, drive around

till we find cell phone coverage?

- I think we just need to stop somewhere and ask

for directions, right?

Fine.

But where?

- Well, my instincts say right over here.

Yeah?

Fine.

I hope they have a bathroom.

- On second thought, I think I can hold it.

Oh, come on.

What did you expect?

It's a little mom and pop shop out in the middle of nowhere.

- Wonder if these are imported from somewhere.

- I don't know, I somehow doubt whoever

owns this place is importing snacks from overseas.

You never know.

I don't know. Maybe they're closed.

Yeah.

Maybe we should get directions somewhere else.

There is nowhere else.

So.

Oh, excuse me?

Excuse me?

Sir?

Hello?

Sorry.

You guys--

Um, sorry.

I--

Is he breathing?

I hope so.

Sorry, sir, are you guys open?