Teen Titans Go!

Ah, the carnival.

What can make you feel more alive

than hastily-constructed thrill rides?

Will I be mangled? Won't I be mangled? I don't know.

I very much enjoy the cotton that is candied.

Mmm.

I just want to play those sick games,

and win some prizes, baby.

Yo, who are those creeps?

Those are the carnies. They run the games.

Oh, how wonderful!

Thank you, sweet carnies,

for bringing joy to all the world.

No, Star, their job is to rig the game, so nobody ever wins.

Evil!

So, we can't win those big prizes?

Not if the carnies have their way.

But, I want a horsey-horsey now, yo!

You'll get your stuffed horsey, Beast Boy,

because these carnies have never

gone up against the Teen Titans.

Titans, go!

I told you the carnies wouldn't let us win.

You were right. Star, don't waste your money.

But I must!

I must win the golden fish prize.

Star, no.

This is the cruelest of carnie games.

- Because it is the rigged too? - No.

Because it's the only one that's not.

You'll probably win your fish,

but no matter what you do, it'll be belly up within days.

Well, I shall defy these carnies.

I vow, that the power of my love

will keep the golden fish alive for many years.

All right, Star. All you have to do is toss a ball into a bowl.

I believe in you.

Yay, yay, yay!

I have won the golden fish.

Ooh, and the plastic baggy.

Ooh, and the fish water.

It is like three prizes in the one.

Ew!

The tangy.

Uh, guys, we better get out of here.

I think we riled up the carnies.

Oh, yeah. They're giving us the stink eye.

They smell of the regular eye to me.

Goodbye, the carnies.

Oh, the fish, the fish.

Star, you really shouldn't get too attached.

Yeah. That fish is gonna croak soon, remember?

This fish has the name I have dubbed him...

Hey, the fish kicked the bucket.

Oh, my bad. He's alive.

I was just looking at that piece of toast over there.

Thank goodness! I knew that my love would keep him alive.

Love and maybe some clean water.

His current water is not the acceptable?

He's basically swimming in his own juices.

Pretty nasty.

It is not the nasty.

Ew.

If you want to extend your pet's life by a few hours,

there are five essential things goldfish need to live.

Number one, a fish bowl.

Two, clean water.

Three, a bunch of pink, and only pink pebbles.

Four, fish food.

And five, a tiny decorative log

that the fish will constantly get stuck in.

The fish is happy now in his lovely bowl,

and I may still enjoy the baggy of the fish water.

Ew.

The life of the fish will be long and comfortable in his new home.

Long life. Ha, ha.

I give him a day, tops.

Day and a half, I'm an optimist.

I have told you that the power of my love

will keep the fish alive for many years.

And we will grow old together,

and I will give him his old the fish medicines,

and it will be wonderful.

Now, the fish,

let us enjoy the day's activities together.