Slayers: The Motion Picture (スレイヤーズ)

So, your name is Lina Inverse?

Me?

My name is...

What was that?

Oh, whatever...

What's wrong, Brother?

My God, his leg is broken!

Lady!

Hey, Lady!

Hey, wait a minute! I said wait!

Don't you need more exercise?

You think so?

Well actually my blood pressure hasn't been doing too well.

Yeah, and you know, I got this...

Hey! We're not here to talk about your health!

So, what do you have to say for yourself! You broke our brother's leg!

Brother! Brother!

Setting aside minor details...

Yeah that's right, if you want to live, then hand over all your money.

Would you people happen to be in the profession of banditry?

Well, there are those that refer to us as such.

Then you're bad people, aren't you?

Oh, you're much too kind.

She's not praising you!

Hey, you catch on quickly, Lady.

Hear ye spirits of the earth,

honor your vow in this hour of need and do my bidding.

Right!

Explosion Array!

Lucky!

Delicious! Delicious! Delicious!

When you come to the ocean,

you can't pass this up!

It took us a while to find you.

We underestimated you before,

but this time we have a trusty ally with us.

You, you...

Aren't you going to flee in terror?!

No way, I'm having lunch right now.

All right then.

Lady, it's your turn!

What sort of reckless person would dare oppose

the world's most beautiful, intelligent and powerful sorceress, the Lady Naga?!

What in heaven's name are you up to now?

Oh, if it isn't Lina.

So it was you? They did mention something about highway robbery

and a feather brained, bully of a sorceress with no cleavage.

Oh whatever, time to get to work. Don't take this personally...

Fireball.

What?!

You're mean, Lina.

Look who's talking. Don't you ever learn?

Besides, they're the bad guys. Aren't you ashamed to be working for them?

Oh really?

Yes, really. Take one look at them!

But they always say that you should never judge a book by its cover.

I can't fault you for that...

Nevertheless, these guys are bad guys!

I see, if that's the case,

I'll cooperate with you.

Hey, wait a minute! We gave you a retainer!

Abide by our contract!

It so happens the law says you don't have to honor pacts with bad people.

No, no, no, no! There is no such law!

In any case...

We!

Don't!

Care!

They sure didn't pack much.

Really?

Could you at least tell us your name?

Me? My name is Lina Inverse.

Then, then you are...

Not the...

Lina Dragon, the Robber Killer!

Please, forgive us!

We didn't know!

I beg you, do what you will with me, but don't harm my family!

My wife and daughter have nothing to do with this!

Anyway, aside from that "Robber Killer" business, what do you mean by "Dragon"?

Um... well, you know,

"...even the mighty dragon would run away..."

Oh my God! Hurry Lina! We have no time for this!

Wh... what is it?

We're not gonna make it!

What are you talking about?!

We're running out of time!

Oh, thank God!

Good bye!

Setting sail for Mipross Island, all aboard!

Cheers!

So those coupons were discount tickets for the hot springs on Mipross Island.

But why did you bring me along with you?

Oh you know, you were just there, and why the hell not?

Didn't you want to come?

Well, the food isn't too bad, so I don't mind.

Oh, I'd like another serving please.

Another...

Why are we stuck in a room like this?

What did you expect?

These tickets are for the economy discount rate package.

Naga, what's the deal with Mipross Island?

You wanna know?

According to the World Hot Springs Guide,

"The hot springs of Mipross Island are rated at five stars out of five."

"The springs are the dream of every true hot springs fan."

"They have amazing medicinal powers, but that's not the real secret."

Are you listening, Lina?

"Mipross Island is known for the nearly impenetrable fog that surrounds it."

"Fog so dense that birds cannot fly through it."

"But at this time each year, when Fairy Souls are just starting to appear,"

"the island unveils itself and accepts people from the continent."

"And..."

Here, you see. Right here.

"According to stories exchanged between those who have visited the island,"

"there's a site where you can look back to the time elves inhabited the area."

"There, the past and the present overlap allowing you a glimpse of the future."

"Now, people refer to this island, as the 'Promised Island'."

Where am I? What am I doing here?

I got it!

Isn't it hot?

I'm fine.

Pretty soon the Fairy Souls will be everywhere.

That's when the village will celebrate.

Can I come?

Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but...

Is there something wrong?

Father and Mother don't approve of me seeing a human like you.

Hey, you kids.

I don't care.

It doesn't worry me either.

I can't believe these two.

It's getting late. I have to go home.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Hey, wait!

I see, I must be dreaming.

I see that little gets by Lina Inverse.

Yeah, whatever. Who gave you permission to mess with my dreams?

Sorry about that, but I couldn't get permission, because you were asleep.

Of course!

Calm down. In any case...

Welcome to Mipross Island!

Old Man, who in world are you?

The fun is only beginning.

This is so good, Naga.

Hey, watch it!

Like takin' candy from a baby.

What the hell do ya' think you're doin'?!

That's my line. Taking things from people without permission is theft.

What?!

That's right, you're gonna get hurt if you keep this up.

Hey, Brother!

What was that about keeping it up? Huh?

Ah c'mon, you know.

Bad boys get punished.

Embarrassing me is going to cost you! I've had enough of your excuses.

Beg and plead all you like, but it won't change a thing!

So, what are you gonna do now?

What do you mean? You're the ones that brought us here.

You're quite the smart-ass, aren't you?

Enough already. I am the tenth strongest man on this island.

This is your last chance to repent and leave.

Yeah, yeah sure.

Explosion Array!

Next?

You're pretty good.

But I am the eighth strongest man on this island.

And I'm the seventh.

As for myself, behold, I am the fifth strongest man!

What do you think of that?!

Ya' ready to give up?!

Well in that case, all together now.

Fireball!

That was quite a feat. I'm impressed.

Would you happen to be...

Lina Inverse.

As I thought, the world renown, Lina Inverse.

And who is your companion?

I am Lina's most powerful and foremost rival...

My sidekick, Naga.

How can you say that, Lina?

Why do you care? Who are you, anyway?

There are those who call me Sorcerer A.

So, what is your business with us, A?

I thought it was time to expose Lina Inverse to the marvels of the world.

A magic field?

Prepare to depart life as you witness the most frightening sight known to man!

The ultimate incantation spell, Summon Jelly Fish!

Naga, what is this?

Sea Cucumber Spin!

I should've seen this coming.

You're pretty good.

You're not too bad yourself.

He was quite a challenge.

That's the least of our concerns! What are we going to do with all this?!

They taste good pickled.

You have a point there.

I see what you mean, these really are fresh. I'll take 'em!

Thank you!

Lina!