Toy Gun

- The wine makes your lips look even redder.

Like cherries.

Our coats please, thank you.

We should go.

Yes, let's go.

You wanted me to take risks?

I'll show you taking risks.

Give me the money.

Give me all your money.

With the weather.

Rachel what's going on out there?

Thanks Dave, well--

Late again last night?

Just a few drinks after work.

- You better dress warm, it's an ice rink outside.

Yeah well.

- Good morning Mr. Sironi.

Good morning Mr. Sironi.

Good morning sir.

Turn that heater off.

- It's keeping us warm sir.

Turn it off.

Open!

- Good morning Mrs. Bianchini!

Delighted to see you!

We'll have you inside in no time!

- Someone call the police and tell them

it's a false alarm!

Franklin, where the hell's Franklin?

- He's gone to turn the power back on.

- Tell him to turn the alarm off!

And hurry the hell up!

In a minute Mrs. Bianchini.

Ah, voila!

- The alarm goes off as if I was a criminal.

Here, shove this through your security system.

Certainly.

That's one week alone.

- Looks like you had a very successful week Mrs. Bianchini.

Franklin here will have it counted in no time.

So, correct me if I'm wrong,

your total is $143,500 euros.

Yes.

They do well on vacation,

we have every right haven't we Mr. Sironi?

- Of course you do Mrs. Bianchini,

of course you do.

Lawrence and Katie would you go to the backroom

and file what you have to file in the backroom.

Make sure Mrs. Bianchini has everything

that she desires.

You're in very good hands Mrs. Bianchini,

very good hands.

Detective Jonta sir,

there's been a robbery at the B.E. Bank.

Have hostages been taken?

No, the robber was long gone.

It happened half an hour ago.

- Giustino, I've told you before,

unless there's civil war going on out there,

that door needs to be knocked on

before coming in here.

Yes sir.

Yes sir my ass.

That's the third time they've held up that bank.

Now go and take the oldest car in the lot

and wait for me with the engine running.

Okay.

- It's days like this that I need to be reminded

why I thought becoming a cop would be the

best job in the world.

My office is a dump,

my area of responsibility is a dump.

The future of my department, a dump.

Honest people out there who think they can

do wrong and get away with it,

that's what made me want to be a cop.

And today, this city is getting away with nothing.

- Good morning detective.

Chief.

- Clearly you heard about B.E. Bank.

That place is cursed.

- I wouldn't be putting my savings in there.

- I'm on the case, I'm heading over

there now with Giustino.

Giustino?

You're sure?

You have a better idea?

- Dear Giulia, you're my world, my everything,

and I cannot bear to imagine a life without

you by my side.

I did this for you.

I assure you I'd do anything for your love.

I'm waiting for you.

- Yo man, I haven't seen you here in ages.

What can I get you?

Drunk.

- From my peripheral, I thought the customer

had a big scarf around his neck.

But I was too cold to move so I just figured

I would find out when he got to the counter.

The first time I got caught in a bank holdup

I took a slap to the face.

Robber didn't appreciate my arms up

because the bank was made up of nothing but windows.

The second time, I took a slap because

I looked the robber in the face.

Put your head down!

What?!

That is a hold up no no.

This time, I knew exactly how to avoid

getting slapped for a third time.

- So you don't know what this guy looked like?

I mean you have no idea whatsoever?

So the criminal could be a man,

or woman, or a gorilla at this stage,

strolls in here and is casually handed, how much was it?

140,000 euros sir.

143,500.

- And due to your surveillance system being down,

the suspect looks like snow.

- Katia told me to turn the alarm off

because we were all going deaf in here, so I did.

Katia!

Did I tell you to turn the alarm off?

Yes sir.

I believe so sir.

Are you absolutely positive?

Well, I think so.

So you think so.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter who told who

to turn the alarm off.

Now let me see if I've got this story straight.

There are six.

Six cameras in this bank.

But because the security system was turned off,

none of them recorded anything that took place here.

To cut a long story short,

our criminal takes the money,

walks out of the bank the same way he walks in

without ever being noticed.

Well can somebody explain to me

in language that I can understand,

what the hell just happened here today?

Details please.

I don't have any.

You serious?

Yup.

Well,

thanks for coming home early for a change.

Reminds me what I'm missing.

Hi this is Giulia,

I'm not here for the moment but,

just leave me a message and I'll call you back.

I can't really talk right now.

The banks been robbed, I won't be in tonight.

I'll call you tomorrow.

143,500 euro.

143,500 euro.

143,500 euro!

Bank account overdrawn.

Mortgage overdue.

Park and fine, penalty fine,

overdraft.

Let's do this.

Oh keys, keys, keys, keys.

- Are you gonna explain to me who you work for?

What?

Who do you work for?

Tony Di Lorenzo.

Tony Di Lorenzo?

Never heard of him.

He's the owner of the company.

What company?

- The Lorenzo Transport, I used to work in accounting.

You work in accounting?

They give you this in accounting?

Are you police?

No I'm not the police.

Are you arresting me?

No I'm not arresting you.

I robbed a bank.

You robbed a bank with this?

- The money's on the table, just take it,

just take it, take it all.

Please.

So are you gonna arrest me or what?

- Did I give you brain damage or do you

always ask the same questions?

I don't know, maybe both.

This broccoli is stinging my eye.

Did I give you brain damage

or do you always ask the same question?

You just asked me that.

- Yeah, I know, annoying isn't it?

Gaetano Lolli.

I'm your new neighbor.

- I don't know what apartment you came from

but normally when someone new moves into the building