6 Years

Ohh.

Help me out.

Come on, Mel, let's take another shot.

Oh, oh.

Hey. How's it going, man?

- Good. - Good, good.

- How are you? - Great, great.

- Young Daniel. - How are you, sir?

- Good, man. How you doing? - Good, good.

Whoo!

Whoops!

Is it all gone?

You are drunk.

I got a full cup now.

Mnh. Can you give me a ride home?

I didn't drive here.

I'm going to Dan's now.

That's okay, you can just drop me off on the way.

No, you're not on the way to Dan's.

You're on the way to my place.

Yes, I am. Please.

I mean, it would be so much easier

if I just lived with Dan.

Okay, well, fuck you. You're giving me a ride home

because there's no one else at this party.

So serious. Will you listen to me!

I'm trying to have a serious conversation.

You never listen to me.

- Oh, really? - I'm gonna marry Dan

and have his babies by the time I'm 26.

Oh, yeah? Well, does Dan know about this marriage?

Do you know... Do you know how long we've been together?

- How long? - Are you ready?

Boom.

Six fuckin' years.

Shit!

I know!

Mnh. Mnh.

Oh, God.

Oh!

Oh, I missed you.

Mm-hmm.

Are you trying to take advantage of me?

Yeah.

Okay.

Shut up and kiss me.

Mmm.

- Drunk, drunk. - Shut... I'm not drunk.

How much did you drink?

I didn't drink anything.

That's a bold-faced lie.

"Bold-faced"?

Bold.

Tell me about your night.

Well, mmm...

You left me, so I hung out with Jessica

and she was making out with this guy.

That's very nice.

Yeah, and then...

The party was shit.

Everyone left. It was dying.

It was boring, so Jess asked for a ride home,

- I gave her a ride home... - You drove?

And then, I came to see you.

You drove here?

Yeah, it's fine.

What the fuck, Mel? Don't do that shit.

Shh! It's okay.

It's so stupid. It's not okay.

I wasn't... I'm not even that drunk, Dan.

- You're really drunk. - I'm not really drunk.

Just promise me, next time,

you will call me if you're fucking drunk.

- Call you? - And you're not gonna be

an idiot and drive all across town to drop Jessica off

- and then come back over here. - I wasn't the only one

who was drinking. You were drinking.

Stop. Can you keep your voice down, please?

My roommates are trying to sleep.

What, I'm gonna call you and wake you up?

No, you're sleeping. I'm perfectly capable...

It doesn't matter. Just don't do it. Don't be a fucking idiot.

What?!

Don't do it. Just don't.

What?

Fuck you, man.

- Where are you going? - I'm going home,

'cause, apparently, I'm not welcome here.

How are you getting home?

Stop. You're not driving. - Don't touch me!

You're not gonna fucking drunk-drive right now, Mel.

Get off me!

Fuck.

Ow!

- What the fuck, Mel? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't fucking touch me.

Oh! Fuck.

It hurts. Ow!

Hey.

Fuck!

I'm sorry, Dan. I'm sorry.

Great, you're dressed.

Hi, I'm Dan.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Mel. Melanie.

Okay, all the hard work has been done.

It should heal on its own.

You don't even have to see a doctor.

All right.

Okay, great.

So how did this happen?

Um...

I tripped.

I just tripped and hit my head on my dresser.

Okay.

Okay, guys, that's pretty much all I need to know.

- Okay. Thank you. - All right. Thanks.

My shoes.

Hey. How you doing?

Yo, yo.

I pulled those records you wanted.

Cool. Thank you.

The shipping labels should be printing right now,

and if you could just get those all squared away

and send them to that list

of journalists I sent you.

Cool. You got it.

Cool hat.

Thank you.

Hey, wait. You want a coffee?

- Coffee. - I need one really bad.

I feel that.

Perfect.

So what's the deal with your hat, anyway?

It's 100° outside.

- Ow. - Holy shit!

What happened?

I hit my head on my dresser last night.

Were you drunk, or something?

No.

No, no, but my girlfriend was.

What?

We got into this fight 'cause she was drunk...

very, very, very drunk... and wanted to drive home.

So I was fighting her for her keys and hit my head.

And she pushed you?

It wasn't that big of a deal, really.

Uh-huh.

I don't know, that sounds pretty fucked up.

Imagine if you had done that to her.

I don't know.

Did you bleed a lot?

Yeah, there was a lot of blood.

I spent the whole night in the emergency room.

It was really fun.

That sucks.

Well, a bunch of us are gonna go see that band.

Fun Friends tonight. You want to come?

Oh, nice.

Yeah, Mark keeps talking about that.

Mm-hmm. Well, text me

if you want me to put you on the list.

Okay.

I have to go back to work.

Pshew.

Pew pew.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Good morning!

Are we all ready for a very great day?

Yes.

I see some of you peeking over into the corner.

- Is there somebody there? - Yes.

Are you curious about who that is?

Yes!

Yes? I hear some yeses.

So I would like to introduce to you Miss Clark.

Miss Clark is gonna be spending today with us

and she's gonna be spending a couple of weeks with us.

Can you all give a very, very warm welcome and say.

"Hi, Miss Clark"?

Hi, Miss Clark!

Amazing.

So tell me... tell me about your plan.

Tell me about where you are in school

and what you're thinking.

Well, I just started my junior year,

so I got one more after this and then,

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna teach.

- You are? - Yeah.

What are you thinking?

Do you want to do elementary education?

I think so, I really do. I just love the kids

and I love how open their minds are

at this age, you know?

Yeah, there's this flowing creativity all the time.

Exactly, and they just say things.

You were great with them. You were really good today.

Thanks.

Oh, uh-oh. There we go.

- Yeah! Beautiful. - Domino did not make cookies.