Eureka

S.A.R.A.H., have you seen my phone?

S.A.R.A.H.?

Oh, great.

Morning, Dr. Blake.

- Good morning. - Morning.

Good morning, Dr. Blake.

Is anyone else gonna come out of there?

It's a closet, not a clown car.

Okay, what were you guys doing in there?

They were both servicing me.

I'm sorry that I asked.

Well, with Holly's essence in S.A.R.A.H.'s computer,

I thought it might be nice to display her

in a holographic form.

I mean, we're just working out the final details.

How do I look?

Um... exactly like you.

Oh. I asked for bigger boobs.

You were perfect before your untimely interruption,

and you are perfect now. Aww.

- Air kiss. - Both: Mmm.

I can't actually touch anything...

Yes, Holly, I'm familiar with the concept of holograms.

Fargo, when was the last time that you slept or...

Bathed, or weren't here?

My love can neither sleep nor bathe nor leave.

So I shall do none of these until she can.

Oh, and don't worry, I have plenty of sick days accrued.

And I'm giving Dr. Fargo tips on dating

a non-traditional entity.

Yes, because one of you dating my house

wasn't non-traditional enough.

Hmm.

- Where is my phone? - Hey, mom,

I told Dre we'd give him a ride to school today,

so we have to go.

Okay, well, if I could find my phone

or anything else around here.

Dungeon master, where were we?

Approaching a subterranean river

in the caverns beneath the orc-infested keep.

Has anyone seen my phone?

I... I think I found it.

- Where? Oh. - There it is.

Ow!

It... shocked me.

Mine did too. What's going on?

What? What?

Happy Feynman Day.

Oh, great. Feynman Day.

And a fine day for a Feynman Day it is.

You have no clue.

No. Remind me.

Global's version of April fool's day.

Richard Feynman was a Nobel prize-winning physicist

famous for his practical jokes.

So a bunch of science nerds playing pranks on each other.

Ah, what could go wrong?

Mm. Yes.

I have to go inspect the medical equipment

for the new marine lab before it opens tomorrow.

A day alone in an empty underwater lab

is exactly what I need today.

You mean a day alone with your fiance

- is what you need now. - Well...

It is not my fiance that I'm avoiding.

Hmm. I think I'll avoid G.D. today myself.

Henry wants to talk about the bachelor party anyway.

Yeah? Well, good luck.

On that note, um...

Any chance we could maybe, uh...

Nail down a date for the wedding?

Um, it's on my list of things to do.

Great, 'cause I spoke to Zoe, and she's really excited.

And if you look on the calendar, I've actually marked off...

I saw the calendar, and I will, uh,

let my family know about the wedding as soon as I...

Can.

You haven't... You haven't...

Told your family about the wedding?

Please don't get that look.

I... look, I've just been really...

You know what, I don't want to get into it right now. Okay?

- Okay. - Um... I gotta go.

Okay.

Uh, hey, boss.

If you're not busy, I'm gonna head out.

Actually, I think I might have an assignment for you.

You know how Fargo's been living on my couch

and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend?

It's not healthy.

I don't imagine it's very good

for your pre-marital bliss either.

No, there is that, um...

So I'm wondering, in your loveable and tactful way,

if you could maybe...

Kick him to the curb?

Glad we understand each other. Thank you.

Unh!

Invisible barrier, pre-approved.

Aah!

Magnetized pants, pre-approved.

Stop! Let me down!

Guys? Guys!

Foam party in the detergent lab not approved!

Who is responsible for this?

Oh, I didn't do that.

I'm just here about my brachiopods.

I can't find them.

Dinosaurs. Okay, tell me you're kidding.

No, uh, not brachiosauri.

Artemia salina, to be precise.

Very tiny, very harmless. Just not where they should be.

Missing who-zits... Not on my list.

People, what part of "pre-approved"

- do you not understand? - Relax, Jo.

Try embracing spontaneity for once.

Oh, see, you say spontaneity, and I say

reckless disregard for consequences.

I have 1,000 reconstituted lungfish in the estivation lab.

The thermodynamics wing is now a sauna.

Oh, and the cafeteria floor is a trampoline.

You're Kinda missing the point of Feynman Day, aren't you?

Oh, you mean there's a point to all of this idiocy?

Yes. Some of the greatest innovations in history

were the result of a really cool prank.

How do you think we discovered antimatter and velcro?

- Seriously? - Well, no.

But it's possible, and you're kinda squelching that potential.

Damn straight!

Okay, the next one of you eggheads

to pull an unapproved prank will be subjected

to unapproved discipline.

Spread the word.

What?

Um, it looks like someone treated your clothes

with nanofibers from the meta-materials lab.

Bring on the unapproved discipline.

Ow.

Get outta here!

EUREKA S05 EP08 - In Too Deep

Wow! Uhh!

Ow! What the hell?

[Unintelligible squeaky voice]

Seriously, you drank the coffee I sent you?

You're a dumb-ass.

Just chill. I just messed with the speech center

of your parietal lobe a little bit.

You'll un-beaker in a day or two.

Well, three, tops.

"Congratulations, you've been promoted

to head of section five..."

"Dumb-ass."

Ah... this is your idea of payback.

Nice try. You know what? You're right.

You know, you wouldn't have the stones,

so why don't you tell Lupo

to leave the pranks to professionals, okay?

Nice touch, but I'm still not going

anywhere near section five.

Mmm... Sweet silence.

Computer, status?

Initiating mobile lab detachment.

What? No, no, no. No detachment.

Computer, override.

Override unauthorized.

Prepare for airlock seal.

What? No. Remain docked. Remain docked!

Help! Help!

Is anyone out there?

Is anyone up there?

Damn it.

Mobile lab launch successful.

Yeah, depends on your point of view.

Surprise!

You pulled a prank on me?

Well, I wouldn't so much call it a prank

- as a surprise! - I hate surprises.

How do you not know that about me?

Well, I didn't think it was a bad surprise.

Oh, my God, one moment alone. Is that so much to ask for?

Come on down. Just...

Think you're gonna like this one.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh...

Come... sit.

I'm virtual Vincent, and I'll be your tour guide

through each delectable course of my feast d'amour

as well as through your undersea cruise

through the enchanting Global Dynamics aquafarm.

Enjoy.

So...

This took a lot of preparation, huh?

Yeah.

Well, that wine isn't gonna pour itself.