My Christmas Inn

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All right, I want you all to imagine a room

immaculately decorated for Christmas.

Perfect tree, perfect stockings.

A mother comes in

and sees her little boy waiting by the Christmas tree.

It’s his bedtime,

but he tells her he’s too excited to sleep.

The mother asks the little boy

if maybe a cup of hot chocolate will help him fall asleep.

The little boy answers,

"Only if it’s made with Silky Cocoa Mix."

The mom brings her son

a steaming hot mug of Silky Cocoa,

and he loves it.

The mom asks if maybe now he can go to sleep.

The little boy answers,

"Only if you leave a mug of Silky Cocoa out for Santa."

That’s when the father comes out and says,

"That’s a great idea! Santa would love a cup."

Silky Cocoa.

Now, this is Christmas.

Well, I don’t know about you all,

but I could sure go for a cup of hot Silky Cocoa right about now.

You really hit that one out of park.

They’re thinking about signing long term.

-Wow. -Who knows?

You keep moving like that, you might find a little bonus

under your tree Christmas morning.

Thank you, Ellis.

Sounds like they loved the pitch.

Well, when you’re doing a Christmas ad,

you’re selling people a fantasy.

It’s not supposed to be real.

So that’s why you don’t have

a Christmas tree.

I don’t have a Christmas tree

because I don’t like vacuuming needles.

Whatever you say, Scrooge.

-Bah humbug. -

Brian Anderson called again. He has been very persistent.

That’s because my great-aunt Helen

passed away four months ago,

and he’s handling her estate.

I’m so sorry. I didn’t know.

That’s okay. Knowing Aunt Helen,

she probably left me her rare spoon collection

or her ventriloquist dummy.

At the very least, I’ll deal with it later.

Okay.

Oh, no, you don’t have to clean up.

If I don’t, who’s gonna save your artwork?

Actually, I’m getting kind of a modernist vibe with this one.

Oh, those are just doodles.

Jen.

I heard you knocked it out of the park

with that Silky Cocoa pitch.

It’s a good thing I was out of town

when they assigned that account.

Gave you a chance to show off.

Good thing.

Oh, by the way,

I overheard Ellis on the phone earlier.

Sounds like Tyler’s going to be leaving before Christmas.

That means they’re going to have to hire

a new creative director before the holidays.

Huh.

How’s your quota going anyway?

You’re, what, three, four accounts behind?

Five.

Well…

good luck to us both, right?

Forget her. She is not half the creative genius that you are.

-Thanks. -Oh, and don’t forget.

You’re meeting Irene for drinks tonight.

Tonight? Can you see if--

You’ve already rescheduled four times.

I’ll be there at seven.

Thirty!

Ish!

Irene, I am so sorry I’m late.

I’m just glad that you made it.

I told Bill I was shocked that you didn’t reschedule.

And how are things going with him anyway?

Actually, really well.

Too well.

I keep waiting for something to be terribly wrong,

like does he put ketchup on his spaghetti.

Maybe he has a secret reptile room in his apartment.

Oh, I’ve missed you.

I missed you. So stop working so much.

I can’t. I have this huge promotion coming up.

Creative director.

-Ooh. -But no matter how hard I work,

I can’t seem to catch up to Karen.

Are you kidding? If I worked half as hard as you,

I’d be the best realtor in San Francisco.

Well, the difference is you actually have a social life.

-Speaking of which… -Nope.

-Bill has this friend Tom. -Not gonna happen.

-Oh, he’s so cute. -You said that the last time.

How are you supposed to meet anyone when you’re working 24/7?

Well, the right guy will understand

that my work and my success is important to me,

and he will love me for that.

Mm, okay, well,

when you meet this alien from an alternate reality,

you’ll have to let me know.

-Deal. -All right.

Cheers to love though.

- -Oh.

Mom?

Hi, honey! You’re on speaker. Dad’s here too.

Where are you? I thought you’d be off sailing.

We made a pit stop in Hawaii.

Ah, the life of a retiree.

Well, I’m glad you two finally have service.

It’s nice to hear your voices.

Which reminds me, we just got a bunch of messages

from Aunt Helen’s lawyer.

Yeah. He’s been calling me nonstop too.

I think you should take the time to call him back.

I will, eventually.

You’ll never guess what Aunt Helen left me

in her will.

An adopted elephant from a reservation in Kenya.

She doesn’t have to guess if you tell her.

She never was gonna guess about an elephant in Kenya.

You don’t know that.

That sounds like Aunt Helen.

He didn’t tell us what she left you,

only said that it was confidential and time-sensitive,

so I think you better call him back soon.

-Probably her spoon collection. -No, I got that.

I got those too. Spoons and elephants.

Fine. I’ll call him first thing tomorrow.

And, honey, honey, please,

promise us you will take some time off for the holidays.

Don’t be like us and wait till you’re old

to finally start relaxing and have some time for yourself.

I won’t, I won’t. I promise.

All right, gotta run, honey.

Got a scuba lesson in five.

Since when do you two scuba dive?

Started right after that whole snorkeling thing.

What snorkeling thing?

Bye! We love you!

Love ya.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

Brian Anderson.

This is Brian.

Hi. This is Jen Taylor.

You’ve been trying to reach me about my Aunt Helen’s will?

Oh! So you do have a phone.

I have a demanding job.

I am sure you do.

So what did she leave me?

The ventriloquist dummy?

That depends, if it’s inside the inn.

What do you mean?

Let’s see here.

All right, here we go.

"I, Helen Taylor,

do hereby bequeath to my niece Jennifer my beloved inn,

located in Chestnut Hill, Alaska."

Wait, what did you just say?

So legally speaking, that would include

any mannequins left inside, yeah.

Hello? You still there?

She left me the inn.

Yeah, so all you gotta do now is come up here to Chestnut Hill

and claim the property.

Come to Chestnut Hill, Alaska?

Mm-hmm, although for tax purposes,

I would try to get here before the end of the year.

It’s almost Christmas.

I can’t just up and leave my job right now.

Then maybe you should’ve answered my call the first time.

Alaska?

I’m supposed to claim the property

by the end of the year.

Look, I know it’s close to the holidays,

and I know we’ve got some board meetings coming up,

but if you want, I could stall.

You know what?

Go.

Wait, what?

Jennifer, you have worked here for seven years.

How many vacation days have you taken?

-Two. -Besides that time

you got your wisdom teeth taken out.

Um…

Exactly.

Go take some time off. You’ve earned it.

Yeah, but I’m still working on the Wilkins account,