Ridiculousness

Welcome to Ridiculousness.

I am Rob Dyrdek, and today it's just the three of us having the

time of our lives.

What do you say?

Ladies and gentlemen, Steelo Brim and Chanel West Coast.

- You guys excited? - Yup.

Have either of you ever gotten an amazing souvenir

from, say, a vacation, a trip, or something like that?

Both: No.

Like, who gets excited as hell about a souvenir in the first place?

I'm gonna ask this again, okay?

Tell me about the last souvenir you got.

I mean, I used to collect shot glasses, but then I

realized I was only going boring places like South Dakota,

and I was like, I don't want shot glasses from there.

And I just stopped.

So was the South Dakota shot glass souvenir the last one you got?

Actually, I got a really bad souvenir there, which I think

you heard about, but we'll not talk about that.

Whoa.

Can't get rid of that.

Like I said... like, no.

No, I don't know.

I didn't hear it.

Because if I heard about any souvenir, I would've asked you.

- No, I mean, it... I just meant... - Oh, oh, was it a souvenir

in the form of "jail time"?

Yeah.

I got a mug shot as a souvenir, basically.

Okay.

Well, that's a pretty good souvenir.

All right, this category is all about slamming and having

something to go home with.

Of course, your souvenir was getting arrested.

Parkour demolition team.

You're good.

Take it home.

Take it home.

Working on my summer Olympics in the winter.

And around... and around... Oh!

I gotta get the peak... the peak of that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

- You're a full... - Yeah.

Like, upside-down.

That's so scary there, dude.

Upside-down, floating.

He's got an amazing steel pole to go home with.

Uh-oh.

Here we go, big dunkin'.

Take the whole thing home.

Oh!

How 'bout a little wall?

Oh, my God!

Hey, you always want something to remember your broken leg by.

Oh, yeah, bikety makes flippy-twisty.

Oh!

You can use it to light your room.

Why do you got a bulletproof vest on?

Grandma gonna shoot you with a BB gun?

You are spider-man-like, and you, my friend, are gonna

get yourself a brand-new balcony.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Look at his weird-ass friend right here.

What are you up to?

Apparently, they're filming a robbery.

Let me ask you this.

You ever travel?

You ever been out of the country?

Only Mexico.

Okay, did you get super drunk?

Yup.

Okay. All right.

Steelo, you ever been... you ever been out of the country?

Nah, man, I haven't, actually.

- You got a passport? - Yeah.

Okay, what for?

He's got one just in case.

Okay, okay, okay.

I-I've been all over the world, okay?

But I've never been to Russia, and it seems like an incredible

place, right?

Because Russian people seem like they're really drunk, right?

I'm half Russian.

As Americans, we're drunk off beer.

We're beer, right?

But over there, it's vodka.

- Yup, that's my drink. - Straight vodka.

Right? So they're... they're a lot more crazy than we are, right?

So I've decided to create a category, not "Redneck Good

Times," but "Russian Good Times."

Take a look.

We love to hunt with vodka!

Oh, uh-oh!

Russia, Russia.

Russian night club in forest.

He has no teeth.

Underwear only, teeth optional.

He dances like you, Rob.

You wanna know what?

When I see him, I think about myself in the club.

He is swimmin' it, man.

We've seen enough, sir.

We've seen enough.

In Russia, we like to take our pants off and climb cabinets.

Yeah!

Okay, this is weird.

What?

Yeah!

Is this the passing lane?

Russian Nintendo.

Oh, you lost.

Fuck.

Okay, let's do again.

Let's do again.

Ah, damn.

Damn, damn, damn.

Not fair.

Let me let y'all know right now, hip-hop travels a long way.

This is a music video in Russia.

Yeah.

It's just low-budget.

It's just low-budget. It's just low-budget.

Fake suicide.

Later.

Oh, my gosh!

I didn't see there was a rope attached at first.

I thought she was gone.

This is what they call a Russian sleepy pill.

And you fall.

- Somebody stop him. - Oh, my God!

You're good. Get to bed.

Get to bed.

I'm good.

I sleepy now.

I sleepy now.

That's it.

That's a Russian sleeping pill.

Yeah.

We will be right back with more Ridiculousness.

Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

Okay, I feel this running theme today, and it's all about alcohol, right?

Recently, I went to a friend's wedding, right?

And I danced my heart out.

I mean, I'm talking, like, I mean, offensively, right?

Like, where I, like... but I had lost the keys to my

hotel room, and I went to kick in my door, and I kicked the door as hard as I could.

It bounced me off, and I-I fell, like, a full story to my back

and then fully blacked out.

Okay, so it was not pretty, but I was straight up and down

sideways, like everybody else in this segment called "Sideways".

Little bit of day drinking at the mall can get real

complicated on the way out.

Shop till you drop, drunk boy.

You're good.

Oh, where we walking?

We walking forward or backwards here?

I tell you what, why don't you just lay down?

Why don't you just lay down?

Oh.

- This is a battle of good and evil. - Yes.

Like, good is trying to take him home.

Evil's trying to bring him back to the bar.

Go home, man.

Go home.

Go home.

Apparently, the good has helped him here.

You can get there.

You can get there.

You can get there.

Oh, man.

Enough's enough.

Take a... take a load off.

- Uh-oh. Uh... - Oh, man.

- Okay. Oh... - Lookit, his leg starts off sideways.

Look at it.

In his mind, this is straight up and down right here.

Uh-oh.

Come on, man.

Why does he have a briefcase?