Tourist (Турист)

Since 1960, after gaining independence.

In central Africa, wars and bloody conflicts practically did not stop.

Kindled up, including by various gangs, formations.

For the first time, in 2021, they were stopped.

Dedicated to the soldiers-liberators.

Kuban-Limon.

Kuban-Limon. - Kuban at the reception.

We have guests. About forty, armed.

Accepted.

Kuban Diesel, I see a column of motorcyclists with AK RPG weapons.

Accepted, hold the position.

Accepted. Kuban missile, Kuban!

Kuban at the reception.

I see motorcycles, about twenty and about fifty infantry.

Accepted. Act as appropriate.

Fuck! Stretch out!

I'm here, guys.

Diesel, you have to leave!

Well, here you are at home.

Healthy. - Healthy bro.

Well, how are you? - Yes, good.

Hot. How are you at home? - Dubak.

Seven hours flew, I can't stand it. - Healthy.

Damn, fifty years younger, fir trees.

Don't forget the young one. - Eh, young people, come on soon!

Run!

Yes, all ours are here. - Like he said, he was going to.

Come on, come on.

Come on, let's help.

So now we are going to the headquarters, on Kandyra, for instructions.

Then, as usual, to the coastal base.

Eh, young people, who am I performing here for? - Sorry.

Callsign. - Pioneer.

I then took the stone in my hand, and answered the old ones.

You must understand that I am not sua, I am a Soviet pioneer ..

I didn’t forget to take a tie, huh?

And what, we have a holiday planned? - No, they have elections here soon.

I explain the rules.

Our task here is solely the training of the servicemen of the local army.

You will teach them the basics of tactics. Combat methods.

Or, more precisely, to teach local fighters from which end to approach the machine.

Everyone was given a weapon. But you can use it only in the event of a direct threat to life.

But I hope that there will be no such cases until the end of your trip.

Further. Do not thump at the base.

Do not offend civilians. In sexual relations

do not enter with the local flora and fauna.

And further. For those who are here for the first time.

Central Africa is a land of opportunity.

And everyone now has the opportunity to come back.

While the board is refueling, you can have time.

I understood. Guys, if there are no more questions, we load into the Urals.

Good luck!

Hello. - Hello, Antoine, this is Maxim.

Are your people ready?

Yes, everything is as agreed, everything is in order.

Then collect them. You should be in the capital in a week.

Do not worry. We'll be there sooner.

Get out of here. Why are you still here?

We are sleeping. I do not want to leave.

Go away. I don't need you here!

Faster, faster. Get moving.

I want each of you to understand that this is our territory.

Tondero is nobody to us. He sits in Bangui and thinks he can tell us.

But he is not a king to decide. We must decide how we live.

We'll go and get what is rightfully ours. We're going to Bangui.

There's a lot of people. They have a lot of money.

They have a lot of gold. All of this will be yours.

I promise you that for a year you will kill, rob and rape.

Let's go and take what we want. Let's go to Bangui!

Go!

Let's go!

Antoine. - Yes?

I won't go. - Why?

My son got sick. - Your son?

Yes. - Yes, son, this is important.

Come home. - Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Well, why froze? Do not be shy, meet Bokassa, the first emperor.

Forty years ago, as they overthrew them, they have had continuous wars since then.

Catch up!

I wish you good health! - First time here?

Yes. - Healthy.

In what unit did you serve? - In the police, they fired.

It happens. Did you take part in the hostilities?

No. - Well done.

And sometimes heroes come across. One came, he says, knocked out twenty-seven tanks.

Well, I’m in my head, let's twist where we had such a Kursk Bulge recently.

It turned out to be in a computer game.

Two days later I asked to go home.

Wan, what about the car? - We do, we do.

Come on, we’ll go to town in the evening. - Good good.

And I was kind of told that there is no fighting here.

Now not, but the local barmaley have a tradition,

as soon as the election, immediately fireworks with shooting begin.

And you, if you are afraid,

can you go home right away?

No.

Do you speak French? - Yes, I taught at school.

Yenisei, when are we taking medicines to the base?

Now I'll come to your medical unit, we'll talk there.

Let's. - Resolve the question: Can you change the callsign?

What is your callsign? - Pioneer.

Well, you'll be a tourist. - Why is it a tourist?

That's why. It doesn't look like you came here to work.

Did you want to change? I changed everything.

Where did you get so much? - So we are here for three months.

I know.

From experience, two pairs of socks, maximum three. Wear it during the day and wash it in the evening.

Although see for yourself, I also brought two bags on my first business trip.

Enjoy Your Bath. - What are you? The kid is great. A!

He takes care of his comrades. If he dies, we will get everything.

What did you pick up there, well?

Count it up, I took the shoes, well, you let me listen.

Where did you come from? Crap...

From the police. - Where?

Is it a cop?

Su..a, I hate cops.

Thanks.

In short ... - Bon appetit.

And I have one big guy there, a hundred and a half for sure.

Well, in general, I decided to show a couple of shots on it.

Well, I had it with all the carcass and landed, then he apologized very much.

Well, everything is clear with you. What about the Pencil case?

Pencil case, painter again?

Already hesitated, for the fifth time in two months.

Bon Appetit everyone. - Mutually.

“Meeting at sixteen at headquarters. - Good.

By the way, Pencil case. -What? - Have you heard the new order about the painter?

Seriously?

Who has been ill three times with a painter,

early retirement and allowances. Sergei, tell me.

Yeah, and also an annual sanatorium.

And a free trip to Somalia.

Dimon, did you get cartridges for your group? - Was getting.

Hey Tourist ... Are you a Tourist with us now?

You will receive cartridges, look, a new development.

Phosphoric ones, ask them to give you the same.

And there are no such people to shoot from around the corner? The police gave us out.

Did you get the medicine from the doctor, smart guy? - No.

Prevention from painters. Well, you ask these normal ones, how are they ...

sodium picasulfate.

There that, those who do not know, he gives all sorts of nonsense, they do not even work.

Gaels!

Give the fighter the medicine.

Thanks.

What to whom? - Give the guy the wheels from the painters.

At, hold, reception once a week.

Only they don’t help them.

I was told there are others, sodium picasulfate.

First voyage? It's clear.

Why are you sitting? Go to the treatment room.

In short, picasulfate won't help you. You will get into the first batch,

everything will happen by itself.

The thrush will give it so that mum does not grieve, I will answer you.

Picasulfate is a laxative.

Thanks.

Wait.

Pass.

What's the news?

I negotiated with the leaders of several factions

on joining the coalition of patriots "For Change".

They are ready to support you.

I think, a day before the elections, Bangui will be completely under our control.

It's great that you know how to think, Maxim.

But we do not need forecasts, but specifics.

Now about two thousand fighters are going to Bangui.

In addition, we have our own people in many cities.

So there is no one to stop us.

Is this specifics enough for you?

Don't consider us idiots. This is not the first time we have gone to the capital.

What about the Russians?

What to say about the Russians? They're just training the local army.

Still, I advise you to think about it. How many are there now in the country?

Something less than two hundred. Not long ago, ten more people arrived.

You want to say that a couple of thousand of our fighters,

will not cope with two hundred Russians?

I am confident in our victory. In your victory.

Yenisei is in touch. What do you have?

Yenisei-Efir, Yenisei-Efir. - In touch.

A kilometer north of the position are seen

the movement of armed people from the locals.

Towards the village of Boda. - The number?

About fifty, AK and RPG weapons.

Enisey-Voice. - In touch.

Watching armed civilians near the village of Boali.

Armed with AK and RPG.

The number is not yet clear. Probably heading for a hydroelectric power station.

Enisey-Ugru. - Yenisei is in touch.

Do you have some movement there too? - Yes sir.

A column of militants at the crossroads to the north of our position.

About four dozen, armed, I see Kalash, about five RPGs,

pickup with machine gun 12/7.

Accepted, stay in position.

Hence, the situation is as follows:

Everyone is undergoing additional training next week.

By the way, in the next draft there will be not only the soldiers of the local FAKA army,

but also police and gendarmerie officers.

Oh, we just have a police officer lying around,

Let him tell you how to catch bandits in the jungle. - Layout, tie it up.

Kuban to Yenisei. - Kuban at the reception.