Fairy Tail (FAIRY TAIL)

This is torture.

Come on.

Make it stop.

Hold those guts in for two hours and then that's it.

We're done!

Can he be any more pathetic?

But that's so long.

Maybe you should put another Troia spell

on the poor guy.

With all this sweating, crying, and throwing up,

I'm afraid that he's gonna melt away.

Yeah, you're right.

Troia!

Poor Natsu!

He--

Eewww!

True Scoundrels-- The Butt Jiggle Gang!

Ugh. I'm dying.

You gotta save me. Please.

I don't know why it didn't work.

I'll try to do it again.

Troia!

I feel so funky.

Troia!

Troia!!

Troia!!!

Why won't it fix me?

I don't know!

That's really weird; it normally perks him right up.

Not this time.

I'm fairly certain that I know why it failed.

This spell has been used on him over and over again

on several long journeys.

So much so that it's ceased to work at all!

No.

Like I'm immune?

Whoa.

That can actually happen?

Well, it would certainly appear it can.

I'm surprised it's lasted for this long,

but he is a bit slow on the uptake.

You'll have to grin and bear it.

Sorry pal, but we'll be there in a couple of hours.

I'm sorry.

Two more hours?

I'm gonna run out of puke.

Our nauseous hero and his friends have taken

a job providing security for a very precious cargo.

Their client is an extremely rich man

who is attempting to send a large amount of gold bullion

to one of his associates by train.

They're to escort this traveling mint

on a six-hour trip across the countryside,

and ensure its safe passage.

Four hours have passed, and besides

the motion sickness, it's been a peaceful journey.

But unbeknownst to Natsu and company,

there is an evil presence on the train.

A silent, but deadly force, waiting to erupt.

All right!

Let's blow!

Yeah!

Who moves in like a fog and steals all the booty?

The Butt Jiggle Gang!

Sound off, lackey A!

Boom!

Sound off, lackey B!

Boom!

Okay!

Operation "Steal the Entire Freight Car Carrying

the Gold Bullion and Scram"

blasting off now!

Bombs away!

That there is a rolling gold mine.

We're gonna be so stinkin' rich!

Yeah, no crap.

I can practically smell the good life!

Who is that, and what is he doing here?

The plan hinges on the coast being clear!

So do we need to change the plan?

What are we gonna do about him?

Relax boys.

The plan to the get the gold is still airtight.

This is just a hiccup.

We can still squeak out a win.

Listen up!

I'll simply distract the little stinker.

while you two sneak inside the freight car.

Solid!

Hey, buddy,

you feelin' okay?

Butting in... Butting in...

You look a little green.

Traveling not agreeing with you?

Oh yeah.

Always makes me sick.

Sucks.

Thanks for asking, though.

Ya know?

I think I'm actually startin' to feel a little bit better now.

You're a real nice guy.

I'm a nice guy?

Yeah, totally.

Much nicer than my so-called 'friends' in there,

who took on this job knowing that I'd be blowing chunks

the entire trip.

Whaddaya mean?

What kind of 'job' are you and your friends on?

Guard duty.

For the cargo in that freight car there.

Oh?

And they're inside right now?

We should be able to get a peek through here.

Open the window.

I'll crack it a bit.

It's not your fault

that he got too used to the spell, Wendy.

Don't bother trying to cheer her up;

she'll be sulking for a while no matter what you say.

Besides, Natsu knew exactly what he was in for.

He gets sick, so he should never have taken the job.

Yeah, you're right.

It was dumb, but I think he just wanted something to do.

It's not him.

If I can't use my magic when it's needed the most.

I'm a complete failure of a wizard.

You're an awesome wizard.

Don't be silly!

Whoa, they're wizards?

That really does stink, bub.

When you're trying to work together as a group,

you hope things will come out smoothly, and you definitely

don't want any rumblings from those beneath you.

That's just how I feel!

Thank you!

That's it.

Toss those cookies, pal

Boss.

Are you trying to make me soil my bodysuit?

There are people inside the freight car.

I know that.

Somebody hired them to guard the cargo.

From the way they were talkin',

it sounds like they're wizards.

They all got this mark on 'em, too.

That must mean they're affiliated

with a guild, huh?

It's gonna make things a bit more difficult.

Well.

I'm all outta cookies to toss.

There's more of ya.

Yeah, these two are just my traveling buddies.

They heard you weren't feeling very good.

They're real nice guys, just like me.

We could never think about turning our backs

on a stranger in need.

For real?

There should be more people like you!

Hey, it's okay.

You'll get your second wind real soon, I'm sure.

Natsu?

Ya had enough fresh air?

Maybe he's feeling better now.

He's not the brightest,

so perhaps it took a while for the spell to effect him.

You okay?

Come on in.

Hi there!

So nice to meet you!

Ohhhh.

I...

Uhhhh...

Please, excuse us for just a moment.

Hold it right there!

This freight car is for authorized personnel only.

Oh, I see.

But we found this poor young man passed out

in front of the doorway.

Oh no!

He passed out?

His condition is far more serious than we thought.

Man, this stinks.

Poor Natsu.

Come on, buddy.

Talk to us!

What the-?

No funny stuff!

Make one move and the little girl gets it.

That was an awesome threat, boss!

Like a true scoundrel!

What's goin' on here?

Don't tell me you guys are trying to get

your grubby hands on this cargo!

Of course we are!

And we ain't afraid of no wizards!

'Cause we're as rotten as they come!

They call us

The Butt Jiggle Gang!

Seriously?

Disgusting.