Fake Princess (Mao Pai Tai Zi Fei / 山寨小萌主)

Slow down

The Third Princess

Darling

It's too tall

How to do that?

How many do you want?

Just one

Wait for a while

Not tall

Slow down

Not tall

Take care

Hurry up

Girl

Do you also want the liquor?

That tree

Also just one

I have been generally staying away from publicity

I never tell others my name and title easily

Even though my hands were rested on my hips

I will always wear a smile

I don't want to be a Kung Fu master

As long as it can protect me

I'm gonna fly away from here

and enjoy the leisure and joy of the world

We are chasing for the pride

I don't want to beg for mercy

That's the reason for not being chopped heads off

Just run before the fight

Who can run away from the fights of the martial world

No

This one is too small

Small

If you ask me who knows

Yours is too big

But

They're all eatable

Since it's a test,

it should be strict

Right, Qing?

Of course!

If you ask me who knows

La...

I don't need to ask who knows it

La...

You

You

Take care, both of you

It would be at least two cups of wine

Say it then you have to do it

Why don't you just pretend to know nothing

Who knows Tao can be told of

La...

Who knows Tao can be universal

La...

Who knows Tao can be told of

La...

The world doesn't know

No

La...

I don't need to ask who knows it

La...

The Way that can be told of is not an Unvarying Way

Actually no one knows

Too big

The rice you eat is less than the salt

Stupidity is better than wisdom

If you ask me who knows

La...

I don't need to ask who knows it

La...

The Way that can be told of is not an Unvarying Way

It would be at least 100g liquor

Say it then you have to do it

Why don't you just pretend to know nothing

Are you alright?

Can't be better

I'm not

drunk

Let it pass

It's hard to satisfy me

I just stop torturing

you young people

Fabulous Kung Fu!

Good

Girl

Come here

You've passed the test

Take it to the old guy

Great

Granny

How about me?

I've also made great efforts

Why did she pass the test

but not me?

The eggs she put back are intact

But yours

One of them is broken

But I've tried my best to be cautious

Of course I know it

Having three cups of Liang Donggua's liquor,

no one can keep sober

You'll lose control of your body

I know you've tried your best

But one of the eggs is broken

She

didn't break any of them

I believe she must be very kind

If you want to meet the Stealing Saint

You must be of great kindness and integrity

Otherwise if you ask him to serve the devil

It'll hurt his reputation

What are you saying?

You're awesome, my darling

Now that you've passed the test

Please follow me to meet my master

I…

I can't walk now

unless you carry me on your back

Good

I'll leave then

Your Highness

Take care

Do you wanna walk her back?

No

My darling is here

I'll stay with you

Let's go

Qing

Tell your master

not to drink too much

I don't wanna make liquor for him every day

Yes, granny

I'll tell him

Let's go

Master

You have visitors

Hurry up, give me the liquor

Would you please

introduce us to the Stealing Saint?

Fine

As long as you do me a favor,

I'll introduce you

What?

But

I thought we've passed all the tests

Another one?

Right

Qing

What did you say to them?

I said they can meet you after passing the test

Now you've met my master

That's right

You've met me

After seeing me,

I still have other tests

You

You...

Alright, alright

They…

He…

Alright, alright

You can start

That's right

Listen

Why're they still not back

Almost there

Look out

Come here

Prince

Where's the Third Princess?

She went to bed

Asleep

Where's Brother Qin?

He's been mysterious recently

Where did he go?

But

What about your disease?

What did the doctor say?

I met a highly skilled doctor today

He's kind of weird

But there's a chance for me to recover

Really?

That's great

How about you?

Is everything going well?

Did you met the Stealing Saint?

Not yet

But I think it's soon

The master of the Stealing Saint

asked us to

go to Leng Yongnian's home

and find the treasure map Shi Hongbo left

Once we have that map

He'll take us to meet the Stealing Saint

When we met him

We can beg him

to rescue them

That would be great

Well