The Seduction of Gina

The world's famous Big Al's

totally live and totally naked.

Hey you sweet thing,

come on we're gonna make a little money with me.

All you gotta do is take off your clothes.

Come on, check it out.

It's happening right now.

Come on in here.

Got a good job for ya as a male dancer.

Come here.

Just look at it sir,

now you gotta take a look.

It's all on the inside, folks.

- We're live and naked, topless and bottomless.

It's the real thing without the g-string,

no strings attached, no cover charge, no obligations.

And best of all sir, no redeeming social value here.

Let me give you the courtesy of a free look at it.

Oh my god, dear, you certainly came to the right place.

We can use a girl like you.

Let me give you a courtesy free look at it.

Let me show it to ya on the inside.

This is a cake and co.

Now wait a minute dear.

Topless and bottomless,

live on our stage here tonight.

Let me show you.

- Waiter. - Hi.

Hi.

How'd it go?

It was banana cakes.

Oh yeah? Oh well.

Coffee please.

Did you get some sleep?

A little bit.

I got up at 4 a.m. and made brownies.

Oh good, good.

This is last Thursday's I think.

Let me have one.

Got 'em in here?

- I left 'em at home on the kitchen counter.

- Oh okay. - Sorry.

Listen, Gina, you're gonna have to learn

how to get sleep while I'm not home.

Or this is gonna be a really long year for you.

I know.

I just have to get used to it, that's all.

I miss you

in the hospital all night. - Here you are dear.

Yeah.

I hate pediatrics.

This poor little kid is in traction

and he was supposed to go home today

except he came down with the chicken pox.

That's not funny.

I know, I don't know why I'm laughing.

God. (laughing)

Why don't you just quit?

I mean I can always make it as a topless dancer,

no problem.

I had a couple barkers hit on me this morning.

Well if you can't handle it,

why don't you walk around Broadway.

Why don't we move?

Oh no, no.

Did I have chicken pox?

I don't know.

Why don't you ask your mom?

She probably wouldn't remember.

I always come down with something when I'm on pediatrics.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Don't worry about it.

If you ever catch the chicken pox

we'll just put little mittens on you

so you don't scratch yourself.

Okay? - Oh.

- John, how are ya? - I have a class.

Bye bye.

Finish your coffee.

I can't, I gotta go.

Bye.

Of equal fame with the Alba Madonna

is the Sistine Madonna.

The Madonna and child have been neatly set on the clouds

in the center.

the two saints, Barbara and Sixtus,

kneel to the right and left.

The one facing in and the other out.

The curtain has been drawn

and they appear simple and dramatically effective

before the worshiping spectator.

Gina, wait!

I've been looking all over for you.

How's it going?

Oh, okay.

They really make it hard on transfer students.

I took the same class at USC last year.

Come have a drink with me.

I wanna tell you about Andrew.

(laughs ) Uh oh.

Who's Andrew?

- Well first all he has a perfect body, perfect.

He's a runner.

He's in my polysci class and I'm crazy about him.

Andrew what?

I don't know.

Mary have you ever talked to this guy?

No, not yet.

But he'll ask me out.

- Oh. - He looked at me twice

in class yesterday.

You met David at USC.

Yeah, but I didn't go gaga over him

before I knew his last name.

True you waited three weeks.

Two and a half.

Maybe two.

Oh come on, you gotta be kidding me.

Put 10 on the one. - He's the speed horse.

Okay. - How are ya?

Take care of them, it's on them.

Cowboy, here I am, come to collect.

Five American games.

Hey, hey, how are ya?

Hi, how are you?

Great, listen, I got a table up there.

Why don't ya go sit down?

This is Gina, this is Gregg.

- Hi Gina, how are ya? - Gina and I were in

high school together.

She just transferred here from USC.

Hi!

- Hey. - This is Andrea.

This is Gina. - Hi Andrea.

Hey.

You're here for horse racing, right?

- What? - We're gonna do some betting?

What?

All right, I'll explain it.

This is horse racing.

The next race is called an exacto.

- Okay give me Reverential and Coronary.

This is the kitty.

Everybody throws in five bucks.

And you pick the first and second horse.

Okay? - Oh, okay.

- Now listen. - Anybody else?

- You got mine? - Here's a racing form.

Look through that, get the horse you want, whatever.

Good luck.

I can see you'll lose.

Do you wanna do it?

Sure, five bucks, why not?

All right how 'bout Ireland's Own.

I like that, Ireland.

- And Bell Captive. - Oh no, no.

Look at this Diamond Stickpen.

I like that name. - Come guys.

It's now or never.

Diamond Stickpen and Ireland's Own.

Okay?

Intuition.

You must be a horse player.

Because Diamond Stickpen is going off at 20 to one.

So I think it's a safe bet to say

you can kiss that money goodbye.

Okay?

Sorry.

Okay, the flag is up!

All bets are down.

And they're off!

In the middle of the track,

it's Paranormal, breaking first with

Diamond Stickpen sixth on the right,

followed by Barefoot Doctor, Defeatis and Ireland.

My turn.

Go, go, go.

- Ireland's always out there, so we still have a chance.

- Making a move on the outside.

Emma's Waverly is in front

by a half- - Captain,

that's the one I said first.

Ireland's Own and Belle Captain.

Well it's not over yet.

- On the rail beginning to move inside.

Ireland's Own is gaining on the inside.

At the eighth pole the two of them are fighting it out.

Is that Diamond Stickpen?

That's Diamond Stickpen.

Ireland's Own and-

Mary, Mary.

- Diamond Stickpen is moving up fast.

And out of the lyre, (squealing)

Diamond Stickpen wins by a half length.

Followed by Ireland's Own.

And Emma's Waverly.

We won. (laughing)

I knew it, I told you, I knew it.

Here's your winnings.