Andaaz

Hey Kajal, look, your new neighbours have arrived.

Kiran, come in.

Raj, your new house. - Get the luggage.

You're hopeless, Kajal. l've been shouting at you to save the goal!

The moment she sights a plane, she forgets everything else.

That goal was entirely your fault. - What goal? l won't accept it.

Didn't l ask for time out? - l didn't hear that.

ls it my fault if you were born deaf? - None of us heard it.

Get your ears cleaned up. l'm not playing with cheats.

But leave the ball behind.

God! Look at this girl! Are hockey and football games that girls play?

There's no longer any difference between a girl and a boy, grandma.

But where are Mummy and Papa? - Gone to see the neighbours.

A professor has moved in. They've taken some tea and snacks for him.

Give us the ball. - Shut up!

You have only one son? - No, he's my brother-in-law.

What subjects do you teach in college?

l'm no professor, Rohit sahab. The only connection...

l have with the college is that l run the cafeteria inside the campus

lt's like this, the students come to you for classes and to me for snacks.

ln other words, we teachers make the students tense...

while you help them relax. Correct?

This is my daughter, Kajal. - Hello dear.

Say hello to aunt, my child.

Hello dear. Come to me. So cute.

Which class are you studying in? - Class sixth.

D'you have a name by any chance? - Raj.

Well...

Okay, nice name.

Will you be my friend, Raj?

What does that mean? - My friendships don't last.

My friends usually desert me in a matter of days.

Why is that? - l'm not like other boys.

l can't play, l can't run.

Well, l'm not like others, either. l'm your friend for keeps.

Let me teach you to fly this plane. - l wish l could get into this plane.

lt's kind of small, isn't it? - You don't know how to fly a plane?

l'm small now. Wait till l grow up, l will fly a big airplane some day.

Will you let me sit in your plane then? - Of course.

l've cooked the food. Eat it up and enjoy.

lt must have taken you ages to prepare so much food.

Big deal! Preparing food for one's dear ones is no trouble.

Don't l cook for my wife, too? - You cook for your wife?

lf not me, will you cook for her? - No. What l meant was...

doesn't she cook at all? - She doesn't.

She'd much rather watch films. She goes to the movies every Sunday.

Don't you go with her? - l don't.

She prefers my neighbour Ramdas for company.

You must be kidding. - Believe me, l'm not. Yesterday...

l saw it with my own eyes, Ramdas was waiting around the corner.

What did you do then? - Why me? They had to do the things.

They looked at each other and smiled fondly.

Then? - l followed them at a distance.

Then? - They went straight to Moti theatre.

Bought tickets in black and went right in.

Then? - Why would l leave them?

l bought a ticket in black, too, and went and sat behind them.

Then what happened? - Then what?

l was so upset. My mood was ruined. - Why?

lt was the movie l'd seen on Friday.

Boring movie. But l didn't warn them. l thought they deserved to watch it.

Dear Gl Joe, you're amazing. - What's so amazing?

lt was a matter of three hours, and life is short.

What a wife God has given me.

Ramdas-ji gets to go to the movies with her...

while l'm left at home, to cook food.

Strange man.

What happened to Raj's legs? - Nothing serious, really.

He met with an accident once and hurt his knee.

We gave him the best treatment, but he's psyched now.

He thinks he might fall if he tried to walk.

That is why he doesn't move without the braces.

Doctors say he has only lost his confidence.

The day he gets back his confidence...

he will be able to run and play like other children.

We still hope, although it's now two years since the accident.

Don't worry, everything will be all right by God's grace.

lt was nice meeting you. Now, please release your hands.

Switch off the signal, the train has already left. Come on.

Where are you going, my express train? - l'm going to teach Raj skating.

How can he go skating with you? - Why can't he?

Can a blind man watch a movie? - No.

Can the dumb sing? - No.

Can the deaf hear? - No.

Can l roam around in a car like a hero?

No. - Then how can Raj skate?

Raj can skate. Understood?

Hey Ramdas!

Uncle, has Raj woken up? - Yes, why?

l want to teach the stupid skates. - My child, you know he can't skate.

Why can't he? l've just been telling Gl Joe that.

Must l argue with you too? Give me one good reason why he can't skate?

l can't do it, no. Look Kajal, l don't know how to skate.

l'm going to teach you, am l not? - But l will fall.

Will you stop walking for fear of falling?

Come on, hold my hand

Kajal, lame horses do not win races.

He already has a broken leg, now the poor guy will break an arm too.

Why, he may even break his head.

Unless Raj beats all of you at skating, l'm no Kajal.

For the sake of our friendship, come on Raj, get up!

lt's the inter-collegiate football final and the scores are equal.

They are on extra time.

St John's players are attacking hard.

Won't you say something to your friends?

l'm not going.

Friends, l'm able to stand before you today...

only because of this friend of mine.

Else, l would still be struggling to walk, leave alone run.

She had faith in me and l in her.

Even today l remember the day when she coaxed me into running.

And from that day, she's been making me run...

whether it is with her love or with scolding.

Keep quiet, stupid.

So Kajal has more right to the trophy than l have.

This Raj is such a duffer.

Know why? People generally snatch away the rights of others...

and here's this stupid guy who hands over his rights to others.

Today's victory entirely belongs to him, yet he wants to share it with me.

May God give everyone such a friend. l'm so proud of him.

l dream of him over and over again

And l know for sure...

l dream of him over and over again

And l know for sure...

my beloved shall come to me someday

And l shall belong to him...

lost completely in his love

l dream of her over and over again

And l know for sure...

l dream of her over and over again

And l know for sure...

my sweetheart shall come to me someday

And l shall belong to her...

lost completely in her love

He robs me of my sleep

He makes me sleepless all night

Makes me more and more restless

He torments me no end

She's different

l need to tell her...

that l'm crazy for her

She taught me what love is all about

For her, l could die...

l know for sure

My beloved will come someday

And l shall belong to him...

lost completely in his love

The one who l've set my eyes upon...

she is completely ignorant...

though she is so close to me

She is special

He won't find a girl like me

For all his indifference...

once he looks me in the eye...

he'll never turn back

He has snatched my peace

But l'm sure...

She will come to me someday... my sweetheart

l'll belong to her...

lost completely in her love

Not 1 1 ,000 you have to pay only 6,000. - But please listen to me...

Just listen to me. Go home and check the accounts. Please go.

Did you see Kajal? - No. l've been wrapped up...

with my own problems since morning. Gl Joe must have seen her around.

A cutlet? What about my omelette? - l will send it.

l'm in tension, this man ordered an omelette, and l sent him a cutlet...

Have you seen Kajal? - She left early this morning.

Where did Kajal go? - Not Kajal, l'm talking about my wife

She went away early this morning, and l know where she's gone...

to watch a movie with Ramdas. - So early in the morning?

For the morning show. My wife makes me so tense, and you...?

Why don't you reason with your wife? Why does she go to watch movies...

with someone else? Why doesn't she go with you?

You think l haven't tried? D'you think women understand?

lt's not her fault though. Films these days...

aren't the sort women would want to see with their husbands.

He is laughing when l'm seriously stressed out.

What do you want from me? - l'm only asking you...

whether you've seen Kajal around. lf not, quit chewing my brains.

Yes, l did see her in the campus. She seemed to be quite tensed.

Which college is open on Sundays? - For those who're tensed...

what's a Sunday or Monday? lf the college is closed...

she may be in the library. One can sit and read a book when he's worried

Strange. Look he's tensed now. So, you know what tension is?

A tensed man can murder someone or commit suicide.

He can go to jail or hang himself. You understand what l mean?

Shut up! Get back to work. - l can do it only after you get out.

This is the misfortune of our country ... anybody can take another's place.

Where is my omelette? - Oh my God!

For an omelette you need to first bring a hen and a cock together.

Then you need to break it open, add spice to it and pour it over the pan.

Shall l do that to you? Get lost!

ls today a day of tension? Oh, this omelette!

No! Let me go! - l've been waiting for this day.

You deceived me and called me here. - Deceived you? Whatever.

All's fair in love and war.

How dare he touch you? - Raj, stop it.

Stop it, Raj!

Stop it, Raj! Are you crazy, Raj?

Saved! - How dare he touch you?