Beethoven's Treasure Tail

Are you sure it's safe, Mr. Duncan?

Safe?

Your Excellency, having your Viennese MacGuffin on display

at our humble casino is an honor we take very seriously.

There are locks on each of the windows,

guards on all of the doors.

And should someone get past those,

we have this.

E, zero, one, one.

Voilà!

So you see, Your Excellency,

your priceless bird is as secure in this room

as if it were in your own castle.

Shall we?

And this is our jewel. The Crown Room.

With our compliments. Ah, thank you.

Now, Excellency, as you know,

the unveiling is at midnight.

In the meanwhile,

it would be our great privilege

to offer you the hospitality of the tables.

Bonne chance.

Oh, no.

Security. Security.

We have an intruder. l repeat, we have an intruder.

No!

Security,

l've got a visual on the intruder.

He's big, four legged. Furry.

And he's got the MacGuffin.

Where'd he go? That way! Over there!

Hmm?

That's my MacGuffin!

Ow!

He's heading for the window!

Come on, boy. And Jump.

And jump, Beethoven. Come on. Jump.

Come on, buddy. Jump! Jump!

Come on, you can do this jump.

You've done this jump in every movie we've made together. Yeah.

Just Come to Mr. Bear. You love Mr. Bear.

Yo, Justin!

I'm acting here!

Cut.

- Eddie, what's wrong? - Nothing.

Nothing is wrong. Everything is fine.

He just, he needs another chance at it, that's all.

Another chance? We've done 44 takes

and this stupid dog still can't get it right.

45.

Justin, don't worry, now Eddie's a very good trainer.

Are you kidding? L don't think this guy

could train a monkey to throw poop.

You're the producer, Charlene.

You've got a problem. So fix it.

That's lunch!

All right, that's lunch, people. One hour.

Listen, one, two, three.

One, two, three. And jump.

We've made six movies together.

He's never done anything like this before.

He's even ignoring Mr. Bear.

My son gave him Mr. Bear.

He loves Mr. Bear.

It's not Mr. Bear.

What... What is it?

Nothing.

It's nothing?

Well, physically nothing anyway. But mentally,

l think Beethoven is depressed.

He's depressed?

Yeah. He seems to have lost his

zest for life.

His spark.

His joie de vivre.

For want of a better word, his "Mojo."

His "Mojo?" Yeah.

The thing that makes him Beethoven.

Well, you're a doctor. Can't you just give him a pill or something?

A pill is not going to help this dog.

Maybe a change would do him some good.

Maybe if he did something different for a while.

No.

No. He loves making movies.

Don't you, boy?

Hey, do you love making movies?

Or is it you?

I'll send you my bill.

Goodbye, Beethoven.

But. Hey.

Wait, you've... Gotta see a Chihuahua on stage five.

Eddie, a word?

Sure, Charlene.

It's about Beethoven.

Oh, yeah, good news.

The doctor says there's absolutely nothing

physically wrong with Beethoven,

so we can get right back to work.

Well, um, the thing is,

we won't need him, or you.

l'm sorry. L don't quite understand.

I talked to the studio.

And we're shutting down production

on Spy Dog Three until we can find a replacement.

A replacement? You are gonna replace Beethoven?

Honey, it's nothing personal.

Please. lt's just business.

l could fix it. L could re-train him.

I could get him to do whatever you want him to do.

Eddie, there just isn't time.

Look the studio...

We... l mean, the studio and l...

We just think it's better for the picture if we just move on

and find ourselves another Spy Dog. l'm so sorry.

I see. So that's it? You're firing us.

You're sticking us on a plane and sending us home?

Oh, about that.

You are going to send us home, aren't you?

We're no longer obligated to provide you with travel.

Charlene, do you know how much it costs

to fly all the way back to California? l can't afford it.

Eddie, don't worry. L've arranged for a car.

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Beethoven. The famous dog.

Yeah, he will be available for any new movie

you've got coming around.

Fired?

No, he wasn't fired.

It was what we in the business like to call creative differences, so...

Hello?

Hello?

They hung up.

Good day to you. L represent Beethoven.

You might have heard of him. The world-famous movie star dog.

Yeah. Dog.

Yeah, so if you're interested in having

Beethoven appear on your television show,

Il'l be more than happy to discuss his fees with you.

Fired? No. No!

Why does everyone think that he was fired?

It was just a matter of...

We didn't think the producers

were allowing him to show off to the best of his ability.

Hello?

Yes, l'm sure Beethoven would be happy

to make a live appearance at the opening of your new grocery store.

What does he charge? Oh.

Well, l'm sure we'll be open to negotiation...

Beethoven!

God!

Ah. Aah!

I'll have to... l'll call you back!

Oh!

I'm sorry!

Stop! Stop! The brakes!

Oh.

Great.

You okay, buddy?

All right. Let's see what we did?

Oh.

O'Malley's Cove.

That must be O'Malley's Cove down there.

What do you say we find a gas station

and have them check it out before we hit the road again.

All right. Let's get going.

Come on. Chop, chop, chop.

Hey, listen, buddy, l'm driving. Out of here.

Okay.

Seatbelts on.

Oh, no.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

Come on!

Perfect.

Oh.

Doesn't look like there's much treasure left in O'Malley's Cove.

I just hope the gas station's still open.

Can you at least take your paw off the brake? Please?

Thank you, that's so much better.

All right, steer a little to the right.

Legend says that after Captain O'Malley buried his treasure,

he didn't want to share it with his fellow pirates,

so he made up one true map

and 1 1 fake ones with the wrong directions.

That way, if anyone stole his map,

no one would be able to tell which was the right one or not.

To this day, nobody knows which one of these maps is real.

If any.

The location of Captain O'Malley's treasure

has remained a secret for over 200 years.

200 years. 200 years.

Exactly how long it's been since we've had a customer in here, huh, Louis?

What do you think?

Maybe we'll just close up shop for the day?

Oh, no, not again.

Find the treasure. Find the treasure.

Sam.

Not the cliffs again!

Uh-huh.

Fella, you've got a problem.

Yeah, l know that, can you fix it?