HIStory

Gao Chun is starving.

Give me some.

Hurry up!

Are you retarded?

Are you going to let me have some?

Here.

Okay, wait.

Let me give you another one.

Idiot!

There's none left.

Xie Yichen, 28 points.

Jiang Sensen, 38 points.

Xiang Haoting!

Here.

Xiang Haoting's score is...

13 points!

Teacher, is there a mistake with the marks?

I planned on scoring single digits only.

The last exam you clearly got 100%!

This time, with this sort of score, you obviously don't even care about Chinese class!

I thought that since Teacher's Day was almost here,

I wanted to give teacher a present.

Actually, the reason I scored so well last time was because of my sister.

She doesn't do well in school and she always uses me as an excuse.

I thought that since I'm her older brother I should set an example for her.

This is called, teaching by example.

You purposely did so poorly on the exam and you still have excuses?!

Teacher, I really didn't do it on purpose.

You have to believe me.

I really planned everything meticulously.

I'm challenging myself to have the determination to do what I say.

Really.

You're already in your third year,

yet you still have this type of attitude of just trying to have fun every day.

Do you really want to graduate?!

Teacher, this is called freedom.

This is Chinese class, not English class.

Free will.

Just shut up!

As a student, not doing what you're supposed to do.

Not taking studying seriously. What do you mean by freedom?

Freedom?

You think if you don't want to come to class, you can just not attend class?

Can I?

If you have the guts to leave here, then you can!

For freedom.

Freedom!

What are you doing?

Rebelling?

All of you get back here! Sit down! - A-hao!

Buy me something to eat. - Get back here!

Everyone sit down!

Come back!

Come back soon!

A-hao!

Xiang Haoting!

What freedom?! What free will?!

Don't want to come to class so you don't need to come!

Such a good impression. - So much alike.

Show him the video. Quick!

Look. This is the video of A-hao taking off just now.

He looked so cool taking off just now.

He just hopped over another student and then flew out the door.

And everyone came out to cheer him on.

You know what the most important part is? He didn't have to attend class after.

So awesome. - So cool!

To freedom.

Freedom!

NT$300 each. (approx. $10)

You're robbing us?

Why do we need to pay NT$300? - I don't know.

Skipping class to buy you fried chicken,

don't you need to pay the delivery fee?

But you ate some, too.

That's right. Besides, you left on your own.

No one forced you. - Old Sun is right.

That's being unreasonable. - Fatso!

You don't pay, so don't eat.

NT$300 just for your fried chicken?

Have you been low on cash lately?

Just NT$300, should be okay.

You're a rich jerk, what do you know?

Lately, I'm seriously low on cash.

I really want to buy a Switch.

How come there's only a dollar and five dollar coins?

You don't want it? Don't want it? Then give it back

Old Sun really knows how to get him.

Better to have little then nothing at all.

Thank you, Big Brother, for the fried chicken.

Didn't someone say just now NT$300 was not too much?

Give me NT$500 then. - That's way too much!

Then, let me help you eat some more.

Is there anyone that hasn't paid yet? This student.

I didn't hear anything you were saying just now. What do you mean?

Gao Xiao-chun, are you looking for a death wish?

Paying up or not? - What do you mean?

Fine, I'll pay in a bit.

You said it.

Going to look for trouble again?

You should be ashamed. - Oh no.

Girlfriend.

Get lost.

Take your time! - Don't bother coming back!

You skipped class again and got yourself hurt, too.

You seriously are something.

Here?

Who jumped the wall and still brought food back?

So impulsive, like a wild horse.

Where else does it hurt?

It hurts really bad right here.

I'm warning you.

Don't do that again next time.

I worry when you get hurt

Pull it closed!

Drink some water.

So, are you feeling better?

After I ate something, I didn't feel sick anymore.

You are always trying to save money by not eating lunch.

If you keep this up, your stomach won't be able to stand it.

It's just sometimes.

Besides, Teacher always gives me some snacks.

You, didn't I tell you before that eating regular meals is important?

Fine. Just remember if you feel sick, don't ignore it.

Get to the hospital and have it looked at, okay?

Thank you, Teacher.

When you're done, get to class.

I need to get back to work. - Okay.

Give it to me.

Let's go.

They beat us again in their school ranking.

Yu Shigu got first place again?

Why pay so much attention to him?

He's so good looking!

All of us fujoshi fans secretly take photos of him. (lit. 'spoiled girls'; a reclaimed Japanese term for female fans who enjoy any media works or fanworks with romantic relationships between men)

We're all die-hard fans of Yu.

Let me show you a couple of photos. He's so good looking.

This one is edited right? - Nope.

Perfect angle.

How come he's the only one in the photos.

He doesn't have any friends?

Nope, he's quite an ice-cold loner.

He only studies, studies, and studies.

My love.

Does he have a girlfriend?

Nope.

Just a nerd. Let's go.

Let me show you a few really good-looking shots.

Everyone's full? How was the chicken soup today?

Delicious.

Thanks, Mommy.

You all are so in sync.

I'm happy as long as you all like it.

Okay, let me go prepare some fruit.

Ching-ching, eat more broccoli. Don't let him eat it all.

I know.

Why did you eat so slowly today?

You have a toothache?

No, I saw on TV that if you chew slowly it helps digestion. - No way.

Hello, Uncle Huang.

I know, I remember everything that you told me.

Neighbor's problems are my problems.

Don't you worry. I will be sure to handle the situation for you, okay?

I'll help you call them in a bit to find out, okay?

What are you scheming now?

Nothing. Finish the chicken soup for me.

What's the stupid smile for?

Mommy, can I get an advance on my allowance?

NT$3,000 is in the drawer, go get it yourself. (approx. $100)

NT$3,000 isn't enough. I need a half year's allowance.

What do you need so much money for?

Keep it down. I want to buy a Switch. (T/N: Nintendo Switch, the latest gaming hybrid console; stationary and portable device.)

Switch? You really…

Don't waste your money.

I really want to buy it, I've been wanting to for a long time.

That's really expensive.

Don't be so reckless. - Keep it down.

Xiang Haoting, what are you doing now?

He wants to buy a Switch.

You got such poor marks this time, and you still want to buy a game console?

Dad, getting poor marks and wanting to buy a game console are two completely different things.

Neither are related, okay?

You need to consider the matters by themselves, don't just stand there.

Completely different matter, my butt!

Without a game console, you managed to score second from last of all third year students.

Imagine if I let you buy it?

I bet you probably wouldn't even go to school. You wouldn't even get last place.

How about if I borrow from you then?

Whether you want me to do housework, or run errands, or anything is fine.

Mommy, I can help you with community work.

You want to help me with community work?

No way. He's a third year student; he needs to study!

Why do you always have to block my means to wealth?

I'm borrowing from Mommy and not you!

So strange. It's the same thing every single time.

So annoying!

Fine then, I can give you a half years allowance. - Really?

As long as you promise on the remaining exams

that you do as well as you did in your second year and score in the top three of your school.

That's enough. Let's eat fruit.

This time, I'm only willing to sell my body but I won't sell my brain.