The Office

Dunder Miflin this is Erin

he's not avilable right now

yes, sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up, gets back

Michael had chicken pot pie for lunch

actually let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch

and...let me be more specific

Michael ate an entire family size chicken pot pie for lunch

and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet

so as to not wake him up before 5 PM

which, actually should be in about...

...ten minutes

OK, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer...

are you sure you can change his watch? I can do it

what do you need from me?

normally I don't condon leaving early

but I have an appointment with the horse doctor

how that horse became a doctor, I don't know

naw, I'm kidding, he's just a regular doctor

who shoots your horse in the head when it's leg is broken

like clockwork

what's so funny? you had to be there

OK, geography joke

um...oh wow, OK, alright let's all go home, come on

see you all tamale

see you later goodby Michael

alright, you ready for this?

yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces, and we leave, right?

yeah, OK, wait,should I have left the car running?

nope

oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics

c'mon, who doesn't like a picnic

tell 'em what happened last year

I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt

no no, the guy who hit on me

oh right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year

said he was grabbing her for balance

yeah, you don't grab these for balance

I'm gonna say 30 unh... 40

insect repellent, which clearly needed reduces the effectiveness of SPF

good point, but, thought of that already

good point, but, thought of that already

combination SPF repellant ...whoa

home made? of course

you think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET

Rolf is my best friend we met in a shoe store

I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed...

...and not leave any tracks

Michael, isn't that Holly?

we're just friends

hey, hey, wait a second, who let you in here?

is what I want to know? oh no, I see they're letting anyone in here

mmm mmm, yeah that's right

alright alright, mmm mmm

you remember AJ? my boyfriend?

a little bit I meet a lot of people

hey Michael hey

so, would you guys like some lemonade? one of you, or both of you? either or...

combinations are endless

lemonade sounds great OK

I'd love an ice tea actually you can go to hell

I'm kidding

umm, sure, I'll get you the best ice tea in the world

I lied to Kevin

Holly and I can never be just friends

I wrote down a list of bullet points

why Holly and I should be together

and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and tell her

#1 Holly, you and I are soup snakes...

there...and the reason is...

because, in terms of the soup... we like to eat...

...that doesn't make any sense we're soul mates

Holly and I are soul mates

Jim, Pam hey how are you Charles

nice day, huh yeah

must be nice to get a rest from all your rest

I don't get it, he's not even my boss any more

do you want me to beat him up for you?

no, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that

you should just do it

listen up everyone, I've gone over this lineup very carefully

we cannot forget the humiliation we suffered last year

at the softball game, with Jim's whole spider in the mitt incident

right? well, I coulda died, so...

I looked it up online afterwards

Erin, back row Ryan you move up a row

bro me go? do you think you can put Erin on my row?

why? I don't understand

whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute, I get it

you want her, to set you up, so you can spike it

uhhh... I tell you what

I'm gonna do you one better

I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis she's the best setter on the team

that's... sly dog ...not what I meant

come on folks

what is up with you two Holly?

umm, not much we're designing a house

cool, for who?

for us

wow

I'm designing a chair

it's part of your pants, you sit down, you're supported

I remember your chair pants idea

I like that, put me down for a pair I'm a size 34 waist

alright fatty, I will do it

you know what, we should actually rehearse

uh, OK, yeah

you guys are really gonna do this

you bet your fat ass we are

well, in his infinite wisdom

David Wallace has authorised us to put on a little presentation

about the history of Dunder Miflin

yup, the old comedy team is back together again

that's right

have you heard the news? extra extra, read all about it

newspapers for sale

are you blind? are you blind?

sir, with the glasses, are you litterally blind?

I'm concerned you might be in danger

these are expensive Ray-Bans jack-ass

OK, I was just looking out for you

you're doing great by the way thanks

got it

gawd! Kevin come on are you blind?

I could have gotten that idiot can you see things?

c'mon people, we need to get our heads in the game

let's focus, c'mon you're better than this

I am better than this

Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?

we've been out here for a while I don't need this

oh c'mon, Ryan c'mon man one second

wa-wa-wait, net, net her hands on the net

so what rule violation, the ball is ours

give it to me our point

OK, hey Pam how you doing?

do you know if you are right handed or left handed? or do you even know?

what hand do you use to answer the phone?

back off Dwight

what?

maybe I played a little in junior high

and in high school

maybe a little in college

and went to volleyball camp most summers

well lookout, we win

yes, we advance to the next round

oh lord in heaven had to be part of the group, hehe

brought some snacky snacks in case we get hungry

oooo, yes please

mmm...so what do you have planned for us today?

mmm... what?

do you have a script for the sketch?

umm, no, I just thought we'd wing it

that cool?

crystal cool

hit it Andy bump, I bumped it

set don't set it to yourself

yeah

ow, my ankles

what happened? I twisted it

you weren't even moving

OK, sub

I can play is there a Meridith here?

yeah, man in

Rolf, did you not hear me?

I don't hear cheaters, tramps or women who break my friends heart

let's go

we could do a movie, sort of thing

we could do back to the future

we have to convince Dunder and Miflin to go back in time

fix their parents

could we get a DeLorean Jaws

they swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community

oh, Dunder...Dunder, Dunder Dunder Dunder

we haven't found our great idea yet no, no

we're circling

nicely done we're still gonna crush you though - yes we are

you suckers are going down, they're gonna wipe their asses with your serves

piss all over your faces