The first 200 lines.
'O birds, you are all over this world'
'You have spread your wings right up to Heaven'
'Our earth and our skies abound in these birds'
'Feathered creatures of our world!'
I just read his latest paper He's working on this new type of robot
Looks like heavy security There's an auto drone
Shall we ask him questions?
Ask sensible questions please
Any idea what to ask One look at him and-
'Welcome'
We are from Excel Engineering college
Robotic research students
We've got an appointment to meet Dr Vaseegaran
Please come in
Dude, soooper hyperbola!
Excuse me You are-
I am Dr Vaseegaran's assistant
- Your name - Nila
- Beauuuutiful! - Thanks
Nila...moon!
What?
It's a lie to say there's no gravity in the moon
- Why? - You are such a magnetic force!
Your laughter can be my ringtone!
Can I have your number?
Enough! The whole floor is slippery!
Hi
Hello, sir
Please sit down
Doctor, we are mechatronic students
Professor Mithra told us you have created a new humanoid robot
- Can we take a look at that? - Sure
This is the new robot I have created
Project Nila
Nice, intelligent, lovely assistant
Humanoid X12 2018 model
Quantum Core Millenia
X12 5D Extreme processor
Unlimited Cloud memory
1 Tera hertz speed
Built in simulated Amygdala
This is her MPU Memory and Power Unit
Works like our heart
Synthetic skin
Ultra realistic humanoid
You are such a magnetic force!
What about that phone #?
That's my IMEI #
- Is she also like Chitti, doctor? - No
Created adhering to Asimov's laws this is a domestic purpose robot
You can treat her as your friend, secretary and caretaker
She will be of help to mankind in all ways and always
Does it have feelings, doctor?
Yes, pre programmed, customizable, controlled feelings
Is there any chance for Chitti to resurface again, doctor?
All our present scientific inventions in the beginning were opposed as dangerous
And labelled as null and void
Bound by time
It became a necessity in the ensuing years
Chitti will also be a pre requisite one day
Dot!
- Hey Nikita - Go to hell!
Bulb! You got what you deserved
Nikita, hear me out
I acted as if I was flirting with her just to make you see red
- As if I didn't know she's a robot? - 'Get lost, liar!'
My Barbie doll My Snow White princess!
'Shut up and hang up!'
Believe me, I've booked an Apple watch for your birthday
Sushma, Moksha has got a new Collection today
You eat and then I'll come over, okay?
My flight was delayed Inform the clients, I'll be there by-
When I get back from work I chat with my family nonstop!
We spend quality time you know
You bloody swine!
Harith, can I have my phone?
Daddy has to make an important call
Give me the phone
Don't cry...here
I didn't do anything
What is the bid today in our chit fund?
Can get Rs 3000
What is this?
Make 'Dhal Rice' and potato curry for dinner, enough
Grandpa!
'Residing in all of that as Me'
'So that Me through this Me'
'Talking to Me'
Dude, this must be our principal's handiwork!
Where are you, dear?
Coming to the terrace?
What happened?
Our project manager and prickly 'Jackfruit' Asha
...are hand and glove in this
That's why he promoted her and sent her on site
He went to get the bore-well man No sign of him still
Tomorrow is Mahavir Jayanthi All the shops will be closed
Buy our stuff tonight, okay?
This phone has 4G, Wifi, Bluetooth plus dual Sim capacity
I came to see girls but here, men all around
Danger Girlfriend calling
- Hi Sana - 'Hi scientist sir'
'Wonder of wonders You picked my call?'
- Sorry, Sana - 'How many calls?'
'Can't you even pick my call? Are you that busy?'
'Just for your sake I'm 10,000 km away and studying here like a lunatic'
'Under the pretext of working on your project, are you flirting with Nila?'
That's a robot, Sana
'But a female doll, right?'
Don't be mad at me, honey
'I called you 112 times!'
I'll accept your punishment and kiss you 112 times
'No need 112'
'Just 1 phone-kiss, let me see'
Mua-
Flying kiss?!
Sir, where should I complain to retrieve my mobile?
All of them are waiting too! Go and stand in the queue
How can a cell phone fly? And where will it go?
Who is behind all this? What is the reason?
'Is a whole gang behind this or just an individual?'
'This is scary'
Is this a sign our world will perish as people claim?
Like the ozone hole there is a black hole in the sky it seems
It has sucked all the phones I believe
Hey! What you talking
You're talking as if it's a drainage hole
I'm in the share market My job is dependent on cell phones
Life is absolutely boring without WhatsApp and selfies
As soon as I wake up I take my mobile to the loo
I feel I've lost my hand now!
My husband is working in Qatar
Our long distance romance is only through cell phone
I've saved my mom's # as 'Amma' I don't even know her landline # now
I've stored my bank account #, ATM pin #, password, the whole works
It has personal videos and photos of my girlfriend and me
What if they are uploaded on an adult site?
Excuse me, is there a separate section for iPhone?
For sure! It has been opened near pagal khana, go there
Sir, I'm very sentimental about this cell phone
Do something, sir
How can I take this as a complaint?
- Get lost! - Sir, please
I had hooked my wedding chain on my mobile, sir
I lost that too
10 sovereign Pure gold, sir
No wife to nag, no phone bills to pay, why don't you relax?
God will be appeased if you do a redemption ritual in Thirunallar, sir
You and your silly superstitions!
Commissioner sir asked me to meet you
I'll take care, sir
Thank you
Telecom minister is on the line
Sir, even our chief minister has lost his mobile
He is on another line
Your secretary is right here I'll handle it, sir
Sir, minister's phone-
I've embedded precious stones all over
0.25 karat, sir
526 stones, sir
it costs 2crore, sir
Somehow retrieve it for us, sir
Understood
He's chief technical officer of BSNL
Ramasubramaniam
I heard you're tracking with Sim card
- What happened, sir? - It isn't our BSNL network alone
All the other networks too are unable to track even 1 phone, sir
All the cell phones have been switched off
Every single phone in the city is missing
How can all of them be switched off?
How is it even possible
'Welcome' - Breaking News
'Cell phones vanish into thin air People are going crazy'
'Police department puzzled'
'Chief secretary calls a special panel to discuss'
'So, I think you know the situation'
What is this?
What is this phenomenon?
This is strange
I've checked all the NASA studies and Interpol records
No one has recorded such an event anywhere in the world
There is no scientific explanation so far for this rare occurrence
It is so obvious
This is a terrorist attack
They are planning something large-scale
If we can't come up with a reason
...it's our habit to blame either God or terrorists, right?
Can it be the handiwork of aliens from a different planet maybe?
No, sir
According to ISRO reports
...no new movements or alien activities have been recorded in space
Can it be a conspiracy by some international company in the same field?
I mean, wipe out the present telephone technology
And bring in a new scientific know-how
This is a public display
As far as i know, all the mobiles in the city flying in mid air like sparrows
There isn't any technology like this nowhere in the world
May be someone we know here who botched up a lousy robot earlier
Some crank scientist
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