Sólo química (Just a Little Chemistry)

Everyone knows that love does not exist,

it is merely a chemical effect generated by our brain,

making us confuse reality.

Chemistry. It's just Chemistry.

JUST A LITTLE CHEMISTRY

Do you know what time it is, my dear?

How is it that you, of all people,

are late today?

I... -Go on, be quiet.

You never know what's going on, you're always miles away.

You'd better stay here.

The way you look.

At that moment, twelve areas of Oli's brain started to function,

secreting dopamine, adrenaline, oxytocin and vasopressin.

He's better-looking in real-life than on the telly.

I've been talking to him, he's interesting, friendly, modest,

I mean, really normal,

if he wasn't rolling in it, and his body...

What a body!

What did sourpuss say to you?

She makes me mad.

I'm so pleased you're here.

You remind me of my first boyfriend.

He's had three serious relationships,

a singer, a model and now Alessandra.

I read it's the women who capture his heart,

that he loves to be seduced.

Although he confessed that he still hasn't been truly in love.

A bit young for me, I can't see him as the father of my kids,

but you never know, he likes them mature.

I need a boyfriend now.

Hey! what about that boy who lives with you?

Carlos?

Olivia, please, stop whispering.

And you Berta, come with me.

The cat's hungry.

Everyone a bit to the left.

None of them will forget meeting the actor.

To the right, that's better.

The photo will be used in salons, to cover files, posted on Facebook,

but she...

Out of the way.

It's as if she had never been there. She won't even be in the photo.

I've had an awful day.

Carlos?

So many weeks with no sign of life?

I see you still think washing your hair is bad for you.

Are you saying my hair is dirty?

No.

Did you bring me anything?

Ooh What a big sausage! I love it!

But I'm not sure if it will all fit in my mouth...

It will fit.

Can I come in? -Yes, come in.

What are you doing? -Watching the end of Moonstruck.

But it's a romantic comedy.

Cher falls in love with the brother of the man she's supposed to marry,

Nicolas Cage, who has lost his hand.

And calls himself a wounded wolf,

and she defines herself as unlucky.

You know it by heart? -Yes, I love it.

I hate them. -Who'd say so? You've got them all.

Pretty Woman, When Harry met Sally,

Four Weddings and a Funeral, About Time,

This is more recent. -They're part of my research.

For your book?

I'm trying to demonstrate the negative influence of Hollywood

as sentimental propaganda.

Ah, 500 Days of Summer, I love it. -It works 'cos the roles are reversed.

The girl behaves like a boy, and the boy is the sentimental one,

the neglected one. It's just manipulative fiction,

emotional balm, escape from reality.

What do you mean? When they make love for the first time

and he dances down the street as if it were a musical.

That happens. Can I borrow a t-shirt?

It's happened to me.

Really? That people start to dance along the street?

Of course. It happens when you fall in love.

Are you sure or have you been carried away by social conventions?

Romantic comedies are full of them.

Listen, boy meets girl.

In real life, they would never have looked at each other,

but on screen, they find a brutal chemistry.

Not chemistry again.

Their love is impossible.

For example, they belong to different social classes,

she's a whore, he's a business man...

The thing is, and this goes with the genre,

after a fight, they make up and end up together.

With a French kiss.

French?

With your tongue.

I don't think you and I will ever agree on this.

That doesn't mean there aren't some good films,

but romance and films are not a good mixture.

Mystery, mystery and films, now that's a good combination.

Ah, I love it in My Best Friend's Wedding,

at the end, when she ends up dancing with her gay friend.

Shall we watch it again?

Do I have an erection... option?

Where's the remote?

The remote...

Here's the remote.

Here we are at the opening night of the IMAFIC FILM FESTIVAL,

where there is great excitement,

among those waiting for today's brilliant stars.

Hundreds of fans jostle together, anxiously waiting their idol,

the gorgeous actor, Eric Soto.

Ah, it looks like he's arriving now.

False alarm.

I don't even know who they are.

Ah, this time, yes.

He's mine, mine!

Accompanied by his girlfriend,

the stunning actress and model, Alessandra Liotti.

Much older than him, eh?

Eric, Eric, Eric!

Over here, here!

Where are you taking me? Where are you taking me?

Stop.

Someone will hear us, someone will hear us.

Hey, hey, hey, shall we smoke one?

But slowly.

Let's go to the sea. -Eric, stop.

What's this?

Do you like the sea?

Yes, I like the sea. -And I like you.

Oh, Eric.

Let's do it here. -What do you mean here?

Here. -What do you mean here?

No-one's watching us.

No!

Did you hear that?

Wait here, don't move.

It'll be one of those silly girls that pursue you. Eric!

Who are you?

Me?

What are you doing here?

I'm from the Festival security,

and I heard laughter, a bit...

strange.

Eric! Come here?

Well, as everything seems to be OK, I can go now.

Come here, come!

Who was it? -You were right, a fan.

Where were we? -I don't know.

What a bad memory.

Let me remind you.

Have you seen the new advert for New Sensation?

No.

The policeman from Your Place or Mine, Turn round, I'm getting changed.

Turn round, I'm getting changed?

Yes, it's the title of the new series.

I can't believe you've fallen for a guy you've only ever seen on TV.

Are you... a fan?

We've been out a couple of times, just as friends...

Anyway, I'm not the sort of girl that goes round pursuing stars.

What's your problem, you moron?

Hand over the wallet, it's not yours.

Oh yes, yes mate. You need new teeth.

But not with this dough. Give it to me.

What are you looking at?

Are you alright? -Yes.

I think this is yours.

Where did you learn to fight like that?

It comes naturally.

Hey, where are you going?

Don't go, I won't be long.

Come on, dance, dance.

Hi, Lola.

We haven't seen you for a long time.

What have we done so that you don't want to visit us?

Here am I.

There must be something up with her.

Good, deliver it well.

You, hit back, fucking hell, my grandmother could hit harder.

Hit him, dodge it. Good, good.

Put up your guard, Tirillas, put up your guard. Cover yourself!

Hello, Oli.

Fucking hell, Tirillas Try and concentrate?

Yes, boss. Whatever boss.

What brings you here?

Come on, carry on, come on!

Happy birthday.

Is it my birthday?

"Neusensation".

Now I'll have to find a girlfriend.

Have you got any news?

Nothing.

You're not pregnant. Am I going to be a Grandfather?

No, Dad.

Good, because we've already got enough kids here.

There, at least I made you smile, you've got such a long face.

Tirillas, will you pay attention!

That boy's never going to learn.

If it wasn't for you, they'd be on the street getting into trouble.

They're still delinquents.

Every day, You remind more of your mother.

I miss her so much.

Get up there, fight how I taught you.