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It didn't work.

It didn't work.

In the middle there...

It's on amidst...

The window didn't explode right...

and it is very difficult for me to do everything in one shot.

You know, I'm 47 years old...

This isn't about adults...

We're talking about a child,

an environment...

My client...

is aware...

of the responsibility of raising a child.

She leads a quiet, peaceful life.

On the other hand, we have an actor here

who's obviously disgruntled.

Whose known past problems I just mentioned

are less than ambiguous.

And whose entire career experience

is with films whose values

no responsible aware parent

would ever want to expose their children to,

including myself, Your Honor.

Violence...

that's all on film, Your Honor.

The legitimacy of violence...

How this actor play death?

Let me count the ways.

Mangled under the wheels a truck...

Strangulation...

Fracturing the skull...

Taking out "the timber log"...

They were low budgets. Every one of my movies were having heart!

Laceration...

Crushed under the wheels of a car...

Death by strangulation... Crushed ribs...

I make money with this! I feed them!

- Please be seated, Mr. - It's not about money!

- Allez, one more! Again. - Gauging out the eye...

Kicks to the groin...

Can I go to the restroom, please?

Crushed under the wheels of a truck...

Gauging out the eyes...

Crushing the skull...

Shit.

- Take off! Immediately! Take off! - Alright!

Gloria, would you rather live with your mommy

or with your daddy?

I don't wanna live with Dad.

Why, Gloria?

Every time my dad is on a TV Show, my friends make fun of me.

- But you love your daddy? - Yes.

But you rather stay with your mom.

I want them to stop making fun of me.

Thank you, Gloria. You may be excused.

I think it's November 10th or 15th.

There's no special requirements,

you don't have to do any training,

You don't have to be in any kind of good shape...

They'll put you in shape on the shoot.

- The commission? - Ahn?

- What's your commission? - Normal.

No, no. The one I was...

10%... but I'll take 8.

They'll kill my career, those guys.

You get good money, they send me to Bulgaria, the fucking factory.

They're making the movie for what? A million dollars?...

No, no! You're exaggerating...

With the 30% sales fee...

You're exaggerating that. This movie is huge in Asia!

I know, 6 million dollars!

Foreign, 30%: 1.8

producing fee: 1.25 million... OK?

Why do you do this shit to yourself? That's my job...

I get paid 4 million dollars, how much is left for the picture?

Come on, man! That is my job. Let me worry about that.

I would take less money and put me in a fucking studio!

If they get me for free, one movie only, for free, "Van Damme".

It's worth at least 6 in Europe!